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the excuses get sadder and sadder

wednesday face-sucking meme!
Doin it wrong.

Here's how it works!

POST WITH YOUR CHARACTERS. One per comment usually works pretty well.
Everybody's welcome! Oldbies, newbies, people not in the game yet but thinking about it...
Other people, anon or logged in, comment with names of other characters! Or you can namedrop your own characters anonly. No one will know ;)
When you find the named character, comment to them with yours!
The command is simple: your character has to kiss them ASAP. Face-sucking is the goal, but other kinds of kisses are cool as well if it's too gross or if you have an even better idea! And no one has to do anything.
GO FORTH AND HAVE FUN, DARLINGS.

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The one place in which he's a very awkward teen.

Well.... I don't see why not.

Jesus Christ, Professor Cradle-Robber. You're like, twice my age and then some change.

Does it really matter? Your body and mind have developed to the point where matters of courtship and reproduction shouldn't be an issue for you, even if you haven't yet reached full physical and mental maturity. My own host's body and mind are fully matured, and not yet old enough to start a functional decline. In this case, the age gap is little more than a matter of circumstance, and maybe preference.

So ultimately, considering this will be a brief and fairly pointless exchange.... you'll do.

Are you for real? This is borderline illegal almost everywhere, except for maybe whatever rock you just crawled out from under.

Oh man, please don't tell me you picked me out of the line-up because we had lunch together. That was completely platonic.

Tsk, I didn't crawl out from under any rock--I landed on the lovely little rock you called home. And for that matter, your petty human legal systems mean nothing to me.

Lunch had nothing to do with it; this was requested. What is it your people say, again--"Ask, and you shall receive"?

I didn't ask. In fact, now I'm specifically not asking. I'm pretty sure if I kissed a creepy cradle-robbing alien, no one would ever take me seriously again. So no. Now go to your spaceship and fly back to the planet of pedophilic freakshows.

[Except he really has no way to back that 'no' up. At all.]

And who says that anyone has to know at all? Or that either of us have a choice in the matter?

You're a smart boy; you should understand that the more control you have over a situation, the less your dignity suffers. Struggle and be helpless, or accept your fate and determine the path it takes--the choice is yours.

Nice try, but I woke up naked and screaming in a snot bath. I'm pretty sure there's no dignity left after that.

[After a few awkward moments of glaring, he sighs.] Fine. You fucking creep.

Nehaalista

Well... erm. Hi.

...I wonder if we can get a pass on technicality since you're like, two years old.

I don't know. I don't think so. They still let me into Security.

Well. That's um. Yeah. Awkward. No offense.

...At least you're better than the creepy pedophile alien who tried to kiss me earlier?

None taken.

[pause]

Uh. Creepy pedophile alien?

Yeah. She was maybe thirty-five-ish and kept using 'physical maturity' as an argument against me saying 'yeah, thanks but hell no'.

...You know, I don't think it says anything about kissing on the face.

Thirty-five? That's quite an age gap.

Uh. Is there somewhere else you'd prefer that I... you know.

Hands are impersonal, right?

...you want me to kiss your hand?

[he's pretty sure that isn't actually that impersonal]

I'm open to other suggestions. I'm just saying face might make this even weirder than it already is.

I don't. Um. I don't think there's anywhere that would make this less weird for... us. So.

Ifyou'djustliketostartwecangetthisoverwith.

Um. Right.

YoucanstartthereisnowayinhellI'minitiating.

[Zouichi stands there, silent and unmoving for the longest time, until any onlooker would probably think he'd shorted out a fuse (extremely likely!) in his brain or something. Suddenly, he grabs Harold by the shirtfront and plants a smooch full on the lips. It lasts for at least a few seconds before he practically skitters several feet away. His mission now is to avoid eye contact at all cost. AT ALL COST.

Also, his face is the most accurate depiction of D: as you ever could wish for.]

[Howard just looks stunned. He quickly wipes off his mouth, as if he's trying to wipe away all the OMGAWKWARD with it. No such luck. No luck at undoing the look of total shock either.]

THAT was more impersonal than a kiss on the hand to you? Seriously, Zou?

Look, there was no tongue so it was completely impersonal. Completely.

[Super-defensive mode goooooo]

Anyway, I'm not kissing your hand (http://community.livejournal.com/trans_9/634855.html?thread=46848487#t46848487). It doesn't matter how much you beg.

Re: Howard.

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Re: Howard.

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