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CHERYLE WAS HAVING MEME WITHDRAWALS SHUSH.

The Mystery Tea Meme!

How about a nice cup of tea~?

Rules:
• Post with your character(s)!
• Reply to other characters. Have your character share tea with the character they're tagging. Choose (or randomize 1 through 23) from green, jasmine, Earl Grey, Lady Grey, strawberry, mint, lemon, cherry, Chai, Oolong, chocolate, vanilla, caramel, berry, rose, English breakfast, chamomile, daffodil, thyme, Darjeeling, black, decaf, or white tea.
• They drink it.
• Both characters discover the ~~horrifying~~ effect of the tea below the cut.

1. Green tea: Makes the drinker wiser. Bear in mind that wise doesn't necessarily mean smart.

2. Jasmine tea: Turns boys girly, turns girl girlier.

3. Earl Grey tea: Drinkers of this tea can't tell anything but the truth.

4. Lady Grey tea: Drinkers of this tea can't tell anything but the lies.

5. Strawberry tea: Causes uncontrollable hiccups.

6. Mint tea: Completely flip your personality. Good is bad, bad is good, etc.

7. Lemon tea: As opposed to flipping personalities, suddenly gain someone else's personality!

8. Cherry tea: Ever saw a blushing virgin right before being deflowered? The people that drink this tea will show you how it's done.

9. Chai tea: The uncontrollable need dance, wherever you go!

10. Oolong tea: The uncontrollable need to express everything in the form of a song! It might be a song you already know, or you might find you've got a hidden talent for lyrics!

11. Chocolate tea: WARNING! Keep away from underaged children. Aftereffects may include: horniness, uncontrollable lust, more horniness, the need to take off clothes, a hoarse sexy voice, sweaty skin. (for the underage, causes uncomfortable heat, and cheesy pickup lines)

12. Vanilla tea: Causes childish innocence, kindness, love of everything alive.

13. Caramel tea: Have a little respect for your four-legged friends. Turns the drinker into an animal of the mun's choosing.

14. Berry tea: Ever wondered what it was like to be the opposite gender? You didn't? Too bad! Turns boys to girls and vice versa, complete with all the appropriate parts.

15. Rose tea: For the love of all that is good and shoujo, will the drinkers of this tea stop sparkling so melodramatically?

16. English breakfast tea: Not only will the drinker be more arrogant, snobbish and better than you, but they will also voice it. Loudly. Narcissism is encouraged. So is slapping them back to their senses.

17. Chamomile tea: This tea will calm you down to the point of apathy and sloth. Don't bother leaving bed, it's not even worth it.

18. Daffodil tea: SUCH A CALM TEA AT FIRST SIGHT BUT WHAT ABOUT WHEN IT MAKES YOU TALK IN CAPSLOCK?

19. Thyme tea: Suddenly your clothes don't seem to fit so well... adult drinkers of this tea will be deaged to childhood. Child drinkers will be aged to adulthood.

20. Darjeeling tea: Causes the drinker to suffer severe delusions. They might just start to think they're the Queen of England, or a tree, or any number of things. I suggest you take videos for posterity and blackmail.

21. Black tea: Causes blindness.

22. Decaf tea: .. Sleep, who needs sleep?

23. White tea: Grants X-ray vision.

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"I know. That's how I tend to respond to jokes," he answered, sparing a small smile for Nokosi. "It drives my friends up a wall."

Billy closed his eyes as the other man braided his new hair, wondering what the finished product would look like. This was definitely different---there was a reason he kept his hair short.

"Contraceptive tattoos would've been a big step toward solving my world's problem in that area," he commented. "We had a number of mechanical and chemical methods, all with varying effectiveness rates. Here, the solution seems to be an injection. I'm not looking forward to that."

"Mm. Azeroth's the opposite. With all the wars even the long lived races are having children more frequently."

After he'd finished braiding his hair, he coiled the thick rope of hair around itself at the back of his head. Holding the hair there, he plucked the tie from his lap and wrapped it around the bun a few times before securing it in place with a small bow.

"Solving it with something mechanical seems....painful. Injection does not seem too terrible if you're not scared of shots, though I'm not sure I want to know what's in the injection." He observed his work and satisfied, he clambered back to the side of the bed.

"You shouldn't have to worry, though; Ronnae has one on her thigh. I've been told it's a bit of a 'coming to age' tradition for that household."

"We were at the point of overpopulation, so the trend was to have less children."

When Nokosi pulled back, Billy turned his head toward the mirror to have a look. It was...cute. "Where did you learn to fix hair?" The man probably sorted his own routinely, but more elaborate routines were usually done to someone else.

"Shots just make me uncomfortable, but it seems that I'm the only one who will need one." He winced, rubbing his arm. "I know it's foolish, considering how many times I've been sliced open by far more threatening implements, but the anticipation eventually gets to you."

Well, there was his answer. "So that's what it was," Billy said to himself with a blush, not quite as quietly as he should have.

"Dryads," he said simply. "Protectors and creatures of nature; they are a very friendly sort, especially if you revere nature as they do. They are like..." He rolled his hands, attempting to find a good explanation.

"Stags with the upper half of a Night Elf. I do not know if Cenarius was once a Night Elf himself, but they are his 'children'."

He tugged on one of his piercing-laden ears, "I do not have a problem with being pierced by sharp objects, but if you're not used to such things, I can see how it might be unnerving." Anticipation was key in being excited for something and dreading it, but he couldn't quite relate to being stabbed with a needle as a painful procedure.

"That's what...?" Nokosi began to ask, but stopped, realizing what it was Billy was referring to.

"Then you have seen it, yes?" He figured he might have, but opening his mouth about everything he knew was never the best of ideas. "The gear-heart symbol is very fitting for her; everyone has their own personal design for it. From what I've been told, it's very effective," he said assuredly, as if Billy had even worried about the potency.

Billy could understand that well enough. He nodded, still embarrassed by what he'd just opened his mouth and confirmed.

"That's good to know. And...yes, I noticed the gear-heart. It's exactly the sort of image I associate with her."

He fussed with his clothing then, the implications of all of this starting to sink in. "If I'm going to remain in this form, I'll need more effective protection. I'm still hopeful that it's reversible, of course, and that should be a last resort, but I've been taught to always prepare for the worst."

He jumped up, pacing around the room. "It's definitely an educational experience, but not one that I wish to be permanent."

Effective...protection...? For what, he wondered. At least if they were stuck this way he knew that Ronnae would be understanding.

"Very true; it is a wise thing to be prepared."

His eyes strayed back and forth as he watched the man pace. Nokosi supposed Billy could have something to worry about, as many people as he would have to explain this to if it were a permanent thing. Fontaine and Nehaalista would get over it fairly quickly, he rationalized.

"Seeing everything in a opportunistic light is definitely an interesting trait. But what knowledge is it that you plan to glean that you have not already learned from any other woman?"

Billy paused, a hand drifting to rest over his new breast.

"Largely sensory information that can't be directly translated," he answered finally, fidgeting a little. "We can describe how certain actions and sensations feel, but...for instance, no act in the world can simulate the experience of having breasts."

Oh yes. He found himself looking down at his, wishing they were a little bigger for research purposes---but hey, he couldn't have everything in life.

Ronnae blinked at the scene, wondering who had just wondered, and was currently wearing HER clothes?! "Ummm excuse me?" She asked a bit timidly, but had an edge of annoyance, an eyebrow raised and her arms crossed.

She sighed looking around her room before turning back to them. "Can I help you?? You could have asked if you needed clothing." She asked a bit more calmly moving timidly closer.

His ears perked up at the familiar voice and a smile curled on his lips.

"Hi Ronnae!" He waved a delicate hand in her direction. "Well, we kind of had to or else Billy and I would be standing here naked. Sure I don't mind, but he's shy about that type of thing. In the end it was for the best, right?"

Nokosi glanced over at Billy. The man had been looking down at his newly acquired breasts when Ronnae spoke up. That was probably going to look incriminating.

...that voice. Billy's examination of his altered anatomy stopped abruptly, ending in him looking up and folding his hands behind his back. Great. Wonderful. Ronnie just had to come and see him like this.

"I'm sorry, Ronnie. We'll have this fixed and be out of your way soon!" Oh, Billy wanted to die from embarrassment. His cheeks were completely red.

.... "Wait what?" She looked curiously at them both. "Wait, so.... Nokosi, and B... Billy?!" So the girl touching her breasts was Billy, her boyfriend Billy, now a girl.... Her cheeks reddened quickly.

"An-Another accident I guess? Ship playing tricks?" She giggled, "You guys are kinda cute. Well, really cute." She giggled again and shook her head. "Wow... just... " She snickered, "So... they f-f-feel nice don-don't they?" She blushed as she tried to tease the duo. Well more like teasing Billy, cause she knew Nokosi had like... zero shame.

Nokosi laughed and shrugged his shoulder, "We think it had something to do with the tea. Billy is running tests on it now so we can find a solution."

A bashful smile rose on his lips; being a woman sure did make him feel...what was it? A bit more vulnerable? Maybe more sensitive to the things people said. It was an odd feeling. "I think so, too. Perhaps Billy will have an easier time accepting from you that he looks very fetching in either form. I do not think he quite believes me."

"But," he squeezed his ample bosom and gave them a jiggle for good measure. "They do feel nice. And comforting for whatever reason. Is it like that for you, too?"

Way to make him completely red, you two. It was surprising to see the bashful look on nonchalant, never-embarrassed Nokosi, but there had to be a first time for everything.

"Right. That tea test should be completed in approximately ten minutes." Which would be the slowest ten minutes of his life.

Billy blushed again, still disbelieving of the notion that he could be good-looking like this. His face was odd: the chin cleft that had given him a distinguished look as a man was still there, though less pronounced. His muscles were smaller and rounder, and his body was definitely less curvy than the others'. It shouldn't have bothered him because it wasn't his true form anyway, but it did.

He briefly cupped his badly-bound breasts in his hands, frowning at them. "I suppose so, but they're definitely a nuisance when physical activity is involved. I've had to tear my old shirt to bind them---not to mention the balance issues with having a lower center of gravity," he pouted. "Nokosi was kind enough to arrange my hair."

She blushed, but the conversation was to amusing to stay too concerned. "You guys should try fighting one day with them. Why do you think I bind mine so tightly?" Sure it was cause of darker reasons as well, but right now her thoughts were pleasant and joky.

She walked to the closet and started going through some of her clothes before starting to undress. Somehow, Nokosi and Billy as a girl, made her feel less ashamed? It was weird, it was like being with her sisters? She stripped down to her undergarments and her heavy bindings and began to untie and unbind those. "It's. Really. Uncomfortable to be honest. The bindings hurt, but only mildly since I have such heavy resistance. It feels more like discomfort." She was rambling yeah, but she usually did when having a more common place conversation.

As her breasts bounced comically free of the tyranny that was the bindings, she took a deep breath and sighed. "That feels so much better." She started looking through her top picks for tonight. "Nokosi's really good with hair." She smiled warmly, "It looks really pretty on you." She added with a warm smile.

"I would imagine so but I've been told it's fairly commonplace for women who have to don heavy plate, like yourself. I've always wondered how you and Nehaalista managed; it seems terrible hot in there."

It wasn't the first time he'd seen her naked; out on adventures he'd have to be the one guarding them both when she changed or showered or any number of things. It was strange in the way that she didn't seem to mind, even when he was so openly admiring her beauty. But if he were to make an off-comment about any part of her body while fully clothed, it would be met with a deep blush and stumbled words.

"I think though, since even the Sentinels and Scouts sometimes wear very little in the way of armor, perhaps it's something that is more commonplace amongst the women of the Horde. And Dwarves," he added quickly.

Billy, on the other hand, turned scarlet. Ronnie was just...that comfortable revealing herself around them? There she was, his ideal of female beauty. She was so much more attractive than him in this form, he thought, shuffling from foot to foot awkwardly. He slipped a hand behind his back and tugged at the bindings awkwardly, sympathizing with her over how uncomfortable they were. But were they supposed to hurt like his were?

"I experienced the exercise problem in my panic to reach the lab," he pointed out in an even higher-pitched voice, self-consciously touching his tied-up hair. "But I can't say I've worn armor like that. I just have the morpher, and...I wonder if it would still work for me."

"Why don't you try it out? That'd be a nice way to test it further." She smiled absentmindedly slipping a thick hoodless jacked over her chest, and pulling up some comfy pajama pants.

"Well maybe the physical aspects are a bit different. Most women back home learn to fight at an early age, unless they become housewives. So I guess I'm used to it." She sat down on the bed and cuddled one of her many pillows up to her chest. She looked sweet and innocent and surprisingly at ease.

Edited 2011-03-05 05:09 (UTC)

That was right, Billy did mention his Morpher the other afternoon and how it...nano..jiggered the...mecho-fuel... Okay, so he hadn't understood his in-depth explanation in the slightest, other than all that tecno-babble equated to 'it took your clothes and stored them in some magical place and replaced the ones you had with something better.' That was it, wasn't it?

Oh well. Either way, he was hoping to see a demonstration of the shiny thing.

"I agree," he said, nodding sagely. "A demonstration is in order."

Peer pressure, Billy. Do you feel it?

Billy nodded. So...this was probably a violation of the Ranger Rules too, but these were extraordinary circumstances. He needed to be prepared if this didn't work, he rationalized.

Deep breath. He unhooked the morpher from his belt, slid his smaller fingers into the grip, and thrust it out. "It's morphin' time!"

This time, the morph produced a tingling sensation over his skin in addition to the usual surge of strength in his veins. It was as if a field around him was mapping itself to his new body dimensions. Then came the morph itself, a flash of light replacing his borrowed clothing with the usual skin-tight blue and white costume.

He popped the helmet off and wandered over to the mirror, gloved hands cupping the fabric over his newer contours. It was almost as if he had forgotten that Ronnie and Nokosi were watching him. "At last, something works properly!"

...now he just had his odd appearance to explain.

Edited 2011-03-05 05:23 (UTC)

Ronnie blinked, and then looked to Nokosi, and then to Billy, before she cocked her head to the side curiously. "Is the cloth enchanted? It could be, our spellcasters use cloth robes enchanted to withstand heavier blows than normal." She quickly hurried over, looking as curious as a pup and stood near Billy overlooking the now female Power Ranger.

She poked at the fabric and inspected it. "This is..." She blushed. "I don't think-- No, I know I wouldn't be able to wear something this ummm for f-f-fitting..." She blushed some more before looking up at Billy. "Is, 'It's morphing time!' the activation spell? Does it works like runespells?" Yep, activating the curious nature of a shy teen. Tsk tsk.

His eyes shifted to the side and he caught the perplexed look of Ronnae before turning his gaze back to Billy. What an...unusual battle cry.

Despite that, he got up when Ronnae did and hurried over just as quickly.

"It probably contours to the body so the user can get the maximum benefit from their deftness. This sort of material is new to me, though. It would have to be something enchanted since it...is cloth?" he questioned, running his hand over Billy's shoulder and down his arm.

Such a nice smooth feeling!

Billy was embarrassed by it, of course, but he submitted to their examination without complaint. It was a rather curious process.

"In a sense," Billy started. "I'm still not sure how much of the process is magical in nature. The person guarding the powers was a wizard, but he always referred to them as our technology. I thought the activation was keyed to my voice, but it can still recognize it in a higher pitch."

Hmm, how interesting.

"The uniform itself consists of nanofibers that diffuse impacts against them over a large area, increasing their resistance to attacks. They also resist most types of acids, though I'll readily admit it's not the best protection. It's the price we pay for flexibility."

What a fun technology! He knew Ronnie would look wonderful in one of these uniforms, but he understood her embarrassment. "The main reason we were able to wear costumes this revealing in public was that no one knew who we were beneath the helmets. It certainly makes things interesting now."

Hearing about the diffusion of impacts got Ronnie curious. Actually so curious, that everything was silent till a resounding 'SMACK' echoed lightly in the room as she 'tested' Billy's rear. Of course she immediately looked down and fidgeted with her fingers acting as if it wasn't her, tho her completely red face spoke volumes as to who the culprit was!

His comically long eyebrows furrowed as he thought on Billy's words. Revealing. Eying the Ranger for an extended period of time, he wondered if perhaps there was a different meaning for the word. It certainly looked as if he were covered from head to toe.

The resounding smack that echoed through the room quickly snapped him out of his thoughts, however. A glance in Ronnae's direction told him who had caused the sound.

Ah, he did love sounds. And that of flesh striking flesh always did have a certain 'full' ring to it. Especially given the plumpness of the area she had struck, it left a reverberating feeling in his ears.

"That was such a delectable sound, Ronnae," he cooed.

OF all the things Billy was prepared for, that certainly wasn't one of them. He leaned forward upon impact, clearly embarrassed by the sound. But as he'd said, the uniform prevented it from truly hurting.

"...no, that didn't hurt," Billy answered the unasked question, pouting at Ronnie accusingly. "I simply felt a painless pressure on my rear end. I wouldn't be opposed to further examination, though I have learned that I don't have a spanking fetish."

He explained all of that in a rush, still blushing.

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...sorry, this notif never came!

Don't sweat it!

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