I want to tell the world!

[telekinetic_badass]

I JUST HAD SEX, THE MEME

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Lovingly stolen from starkwantsyou

Comments

Re: Fate T. Harlaown

[telekinetic_badass]

[That's okay, he can still get his hands under your shirt. How he managed to get her bra off without taking off her clothes is a mystery, but he is that awesome. And totally keeping it as a prize.]

[thunder-ace.livejournal.com]

[Julian has acquired ONE (1) LACY BLACK BRA.

Meanwhile, Fate is FREAKING THE FUCK OUT over why she just made out with this person who is quite obviously not Nanoha and oh god what is that in his hand--]

G-Give that back!

[telekinetic_badass]

[He'll just spin the bra around casually.

Yes. Somehow he can look casual while twirling a bra that he stole off a lesbian.]

What? This thing?

[thunder-ace.livejournal.com]

Yes, that! Return it right now!

[Man, Julian, you are so lucky. If Fate wasn't... well. Fate... you'd be getting a barrage of lightning magic heading straight towards your face right about now. Instead, you just get this Stare.]

[telekinetic_badass]

[And if you think he isn't going to take full advantage of that...]

Let me think about that.

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmnnnnno.

I stole this fair and square, sweetheart.

[thunder-ace.livejournal.com]

[She could always tell the girl that kicked your ass about this. Wouldn't want that now, would we?]

It's not really fair if it's stealing, you know.

[telekinetic_badass]

Its perfectly fair. Besides, you were totally into the make-out.

[He's wearing it around his neck now. Don't even bother asking why.]

[thunder-ace.livejournal.com]

I was not!!! I don't even know why I did this!

[telekinetic_badass]

Cause I'm awesome!

Besides, you should enjoy your impromptu bachelorette party.

[thunder-ace.livejournal.com]

[Just keep telling yourself that, Julian.]

Why? It's not like anything's going to be different after the wedding... it's just official now.

[telekinetic_badass]

[What makes you think he doesn't stand in front of the mirror and tell himself that every single morning?]

Exactly, so enjoy your last chance to make out with other people freely!

[thunder-ace.livejournal.com]

But I don't want to make out with other people!

[telekinetic_badass]

That wasn't your attitude a few minutes ago.

[thunder-ace.livejournal.com]

Obviously I was possessed by... something. I've never had any interest in kissing you or anyone else.