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I JUST HAD SEX, THE MEME

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Overlord Zetta

[badassfreakingoverlord]

[He, uh, has teeth, fangs, and ludicrous levels of stamina and endurance. And there are only a couple of people he would be gentle with. Not that he outright causes injury, mind, but if you're not one of the two you're prooooobably feeling like you just got it on with a fusion bomb. But, you know, in a good way?]

[And he is not a book. Even if he was, that's what the sensoriums are for.]

[brustriese.livejournal.com]

That certainly wasn't what I expected, but...

[badassfreakingoverlord]

Out of curiosity, what did you expect?

[One arm tightens just a bit around her back. No easy escape yet!]

[brustriese.livejournal.com]

I haven't had to go all-out like that for quite some time. Most people aren't quite so...strong in this situation, even when they are outside of it.

[badassfreakingoverlord]

Well, that's a surprise to me. I wouldn't have thought you had enough experience to make a qualified judgement.

You held up pretty magnificently yourself. [You know, for... not a demon or not having Overlord power levels. It WAS pretty impressive!]

[brustriese.livejournal.com]

[Oh whatever, she's basically a triple-digit-level Magic Knight]

I'm aware I can hold my own. It's simply been a very long time since I did so with something other than my sword, and even longer since it was someone who didn't hold back.

[badassfreakingoverlord]

[Statement stands! Zetta has FOUR digits in his level!]

Glad I got you to loosen up enough to. Not that you weren't pretty damn good with the sword too, but the 'without' part was better.

[Because was there really any way this could have happened that wasn't 'a sparring session got way out of hand in a totally unexpected direction'?]

[brustriese.livejournal.com]

[Not really, no.]

Hm, if you say so. I got a workout either way.

Re: Overlord Zetta

[ruffntumblenut.livejournal.com]

What kind of training was that supposed to be?

[Oh hai there teacher]

[badassfreakingoverlord]

'Enjoying yourself' training?

[Also, training Zetta to hook up with athletic, wiry warrior women more often, because damn]

[ruffntumblenut.livejournal.com]

Works for me!

[And then she zaps him some because he helped teach her just how much "Fun" her electrical powers can be on someone strong enough to take it.]

[badassfreakingoverlord]

[The Overlord laughs, sitting up a little straighter to look at her.]

You ready again already??

[ruffntumblenut.livejournal.com]

Hell yeah! Who the hell do you think I am?

[Wild animalistic and slightly violent are all good adjectives]

[badassfreakingoverlord]

...I've trained you better than I thought.

[And he is damn pleased about the fact.]

VS GOD

[rockinthrutime.livejournal.com]

That was fun!

[badassfreakingoverlord]

That got a bit weird in the middle... not that I'm complaining!

[After all, it wasn't as weird as that time Salome had.... well let's just say Salome was a bit of a freak and leave it at that.]

[rockinthrutime.livejournal.com]

If you want next time I won't use my ten feet tall form and just stick to the human-like one.

Re: Overlord Zetta

[thewunderkind]

[What awww, but Lash enjoys fusion bombs! They're pretty destructive.]

Hmmmm...nope, looks like I still win.

[badassfreakingoverlord]

Trust me, I'm pretty sure I won. [He flashes her a sly, sultry grin.]

[thewunderkind]

[She points to the high score floating above her head.]

Nuh-uh! You just got really distracted at one point.

[badassfreakingoverlord]

You weighted the score! You think I didn't notice that "make Lash scream" is fifty points, whereas "make Zetta grunt in pleasure" is six thousand?!

[thewunderkind]

That's only because I put in a handicap considering some of us have more experience in these matters.

[Also she wanted the high score.]

[badassfreakingoverlord]

And here I was holding back to not break you TOO badly!

[cityship]

[This is worse than doing it with Babylon Zetta]

Pha! And here I thought demons would make it more interesting. It was pathetic.

[badassfreakingoverlord]

Hey, I got what I came here for.

[Zetta just folds his arms behind his head and looks pleased with himself.]