I want to tell the world!

[telekinetic_badass]

I JUST HAD SEX, THE MEME

+ Post as your character(s)
+ Your character(s) has just formed babby with other characters
+ React accordingly
+ Be as horrific as hell as you want
+ Characters under 18 can either be aged up or have post-makeout awkwardness (Please note which in your comment)
+ LATE'O'CLOCK IS A RELATIVE CONCEPT THAT WE'RE TOO COOL FOR



Lovingly stolen from starkwantsyou

Comments

Re: Howard Bassem

[zouichi.livejournal.com]

aaaaaaaaaaaaa

Zouichi jerks backwards, suddenly realizing what he's doing... and utterly appalled by it. He's actually scrubbing a little at his mouth with the back of his hand.

"...What just happened?"

Re: Howard Bassem

[iselldrugstothecommunity]

"What the-" Howard jerks away too and stumbles backwards, similarly horrified.

"Why the hell would you do that, Zou?" Clearly this is all your fault.

Re: Howard Bassem

[zouichi.livejournal.com]

"Why would I do that? Why would you do that?" Because this line of questioning is being totally productive.

"Hey, you're not the one who ended up... doing that with a minor."

Re: Howard Bassem

[iselldrugstothecommunity]

"No, I'm the one who ended up doing that with a robot," he shoots, regretting it as soon as it's out of his mouth, but hopefully Zou doesn't take it too personally.

"I'll get To Catch a Predator on your ass right now." He isn't serious, but trying to get lighthearted might be better than continuing to freak out.

Re: Howard Bassem

[zouichi.livejournal.com]

Zouichi narrows his eyes a little. High road, self; high road. "Congratulations, you're worse at kissing than a robot."

Oops.

Re: Howard Bassem

[iselldrugstothecommunity]

"At my tender age, I haven't exactly had much experience, okay?"

He sighs and covers his face with his hands. "Let's just pretend this never happened and never talk about it again."

Re: Howard Bassem

[zouichi.livejournal.com]

He rolls his eyes. Like Zouichi's had any exp-- oh god.

"That was my first kiss," he says, glumly.

Re: Howard Bassem

[iselldrugstothecommunity]

"Yeah, mine too," Howard says, equally unhappy-looking about it. "Kinda not what I expected."

Re: Howard Bassem

[zouichi.livejournal.com]

"What were you expecting?"

Re: Howard Bassem

[iselldrugstothecommunity]

"Uh." Way to put him on the spot like that, Zou. He truly hasn't thought about it. "What were you expecting?"

Re: Howard Bassem

[zouichi.livejournal.com]

Well, Howard was the one who had brought it up. Also --

"I asked first."

Re: Howard Bassem

[iselldrugstothecommunity]

"I don't think about kissing a lot, alright? So I never really thought about it, I just never expected it's be with you, okay?"

/end?

[zouichi.livejournal.com]

"Fair enough."

Now time for some long, uncomfortable silence.

"...nice weather today."

Ok!

[iselldrugstothecommunity]

"Yup. Maybe if we're lucky it'll start raining brain bleach."