I want to tell the world!

[telekinetic_badass]

I JUST HAD SEX, THE MEME

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Comments

[encourage]

[ Either because wall sex is more exciting, she wants a round in the shower, or he just got landed in the make Analog choke team of two.

Considering the first two require he have something like luck, bets should be on the third. ]

You're a smart boy -- I'm sure you can guess!

[livestoannoy]

[Please can it be one of the first two? Pretty please?]

You know, here's an idea. Let's not go anywhere! We can stay here instead. I like staying here. Can we stay here?

[encourage]

[ Nope, monkey boy, it cannot. Sucks to be you! ]

Ah, but we've built up momentum, and momentum? Is a terrible thing to waste. Come on, she's still got to be hanging around complaining near the obs deck.

[livestoannoy]

Or we could use the momentum for something else! Like more sex. I'm pretty sure we can use momentum for sex. I vote we use it for sex.

[encourage]

[ Does he entirely fail to understand the finer points of planning YES HE DOES! Sakura waves her other hand dismissively. ]

No, no, sex can be later. [ VINDICTIVE SPITE IS FIRST ON HER AGENDA ] We've got a schedule we're working against, so this momentum? Keeps going this way.

[ oh. wait. other point. ]

Nice to have you back to mostly normal, by the way.

[livestoannoy]

So there will be sex later? [ZEROING IN ON THAT POINT] Can I have that in writing?

Hey, what do you mean mostly?!

[encourage]

[ lmfao blatantly ignoring the first part ]

You're shorter.

[ fact. 8) ]

[livestoannoy]

WHAT?!

[encourage]

You haven't noticed we're at eye level now?

[livestoannoy]

We were at eye level before!

...Right?

[encourage]

[ She shakes her head. ]

Nope. You were taller. [ Holds a hand over her head YEAH LIKE... ONE INCH OKAY whatever he's the one with the short problems it's a perfectly respectable height really guys are ridiculous ]

Not by much, but you were taller.

[livestoannoy]

But I still had like, growing room, right? Like I could totally just get an extra growth spurt. [SHUT UP SAKURA THIS IS IMPORTANT]

[encourage]

Do you want my professional opinion or the one that'll make you feel better?

[livestoannoy]

Can't they both be the same thing?

[encourage]

Congratulations, Marco, you're going to live.

[ aka yes sometimes they can ]

[livestoannoy]

Gee, thanks. I totally couldn't have figured that out on y own. At all. [hello sarcasm]

[encourage]

I was trying to find something both opinions would work for.

[ tugs along come ooon we're almost theeeeeeeere ]

You're not really going to be "tall," Marco. You'll fill out, but if you need to tower over people to feel important, start hanging out with dwarves.

[livestoannoy]

I'd settle for just not being short. [sulk]

[encourage]

You're over five feet tall. You're not short.

[ such an eyeroll WHATEVER SULK AND WALK it's all good sort of

also belated realization looking down at herself, then over at him









they are way under-dressed for this mission


























WHATEVER THE SHOW MUST GO ON??? ]

[livestoannoy]

Yeah, by like, two inches. That's short.

[WELL YOU'RE THE ONE THAT INSISTED ON LEAVING. If they'd gone with Marco's plan they wouldn't have had to worry about wondering around the ship with hardly any clothes on!]

[encourage]

[ No, because his plan would have had them naked. ]

What's so good about being tall anyway?

[ Oh man was that someone walking up the hall? DUDUDU totally pretending this is... normal..... subtly trying to hurry about SOB NOT AS PLANNED ]

[livestoannoy]

[Correction: his plan would have had them naked, in bed]

Well for one thing, you don't have to worry about girls turning you down because you're not tall enough.

[glaring at said person wandering by] Why the hell are we doing this?!

[encourage]

Because a dragon I was negotiating with and got to come on this ship in an effort to break the clock that was slowly killing you and dozens of others on board pissed me off ten times too many.

[ though really, once that person's gone asldkjf sob she's looking back over at him like he's some kind of special idiot ]

Height's just an excuse, you realize. If it wasn't that, it'd be something else.

[livestoannoy]

You do realise that that's the stupidest excuse ever, right?

[crossing his arms over his chest defensively - way to make a guy feel better Sakura, not] Or maybe there's a lot of girls out there who just won't date guys that are shorter than them.

[encourage]

[ No nononono if he stops now they'll never make it in time! ]

I was taller than the first guy I fell in love with.

[ granted they were like eleven but she was TALLER OKAY ]

When you care about someone enough to take a chance on them, things like that don't matter.