I want to tell the world!

[telekinetic_badass]

I JUST HAD SEX, THE MEME

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+ LATE'O'CLOCK IS A RELATIVE CONCEPT THAT WE'RE TOO COOL FOR



Lovingly stolen from starkwantsyou

Comments

[piggyback-ride.livejournal.com]

Considering the fact that I'll already know what you're going to say if you take even a (teensy) moment to think about it beforehand...I'd certainly say so!

[seesbosscrotch.livejournal.com]

Also, my goal now is to see you blush a lot.

[piggyback-ride.livejournal.com]

Good to see you have your priorities set in order, then. You were lucky this time because I was caught off-guard. Not every girl gets to be the bashful type of girl, you know.

[seesbosscrotch.livejournal.com]

I like a challenge. And even I can occasionally take up a challenge that doesn't involve not being (eaten) shredded by some elder evil!

Yeah, 'eaten' isn't quiiiite the right word in this context, is it?

[piggyback-ride.livejournal.com]

Hm...probably not unless they actually do eat you (in a clearly 'consume your soul' type of manner) but it does bring up all kinds of interesting questions about your antediluvian horrors.

[seesbosscrotch.livejournal.com]

Question one, should they be mixed with me hitting on you shamelessly? No!

Too late, though, she'd brought to mind a mental image of Yogg-Saron (http://www.wowwiki.com/Yogg-Saron).

[piggyback-ride.livejournal.com]

Now that is the stuff of nightmares. Charming little Lovecraftian monstrosity (understatement), there. Mmm and just many more maws where there should be eyes. How soundly do you even sleep at night?

[seesbosscrotch.livejournal.com]

I intend to show you, but I think it won't be representative.

[piggyback-ride.livejournal.com]

Best sleep when you're knocked out after the deed is done? Oh, that represents large (unfairly guesstimated) chunks of the male population, I'm sure. As long as you can both cook breakfast and allow me to piggyback your full compliment of taste buds (yum!) I don't think I'll mind too much.

[seesbosscrotch.livejournal.com]

Maybe, but on the other hand I'm not at all used to someone being next to or on top of me while sleeping, so maybe it would be unusually bad. How much do you thrash (while sleeping)?

But I CAN cook. And I can do it well.

[piggyback-ride.livejournal.com]

'While sleeping', hm? Barely any at all though I am known to be quite (the sneaky) pillow hog.

Between the space station and this place, 'real food' would be much appreciated. No shellfish, though! I'm (sadly) terribly allergic to it though I do enjoy other people eating it.

[seesbosscrotch.livejournal.com]

Lucky for me you bring your own pillows too. (Ha! I'm pretty pleased with that one.

And don't worry, I never got the hang of fishing, so my mastery is based on good old red meat from many a beast. And spice bread. I can do a mean spice bread.

[piggyback-ride.livejournal.com]

You have a lot of those 'oh-so-clever' euphemisms, don't you? Well, it's a good thing you're cute, then.

That spice bread already sounds delicious in a 'this is the only thing I know how to bake' way!

[seesbosscrotch.livejournal.com]

My knowledge of cooking is extensive! [As about a hundred recipes flash through his mind.] I will feed you well, my dear, I promise!

[piggyback-ride.livejournal.com]

Oh, this I'll be looking forward to. I'm afraid I'll have to be abusing your poor tastebuds to get the true experience, though. Speaking in a purely non-sensual way, of course. (Really!).

[seesbosscrotch.livejournal.com]

You KNOW I don't mind.

[piggyback-ride.livejournal.com]

I always feel the need to ask, regardless. Not everyone (see: no one but you) so shamelessly enjoys having their senses hijacked.

[seesbosscrotch.livejournal.com]

Their loss! I can't see WHY it's a problem, unless they really think somehow you're actually lying about everything including not being able to lie when you're doing this, which is paranoid to the point of lunacy...

[piggyback-ride.livejournal.com]

Oh, I'll admit that that has happened on more than one occasion! Apparently letting slip (potentially) embarrassing tidbits and strictly verboten information is part of my 'master plan'.

[seesbosscrotch.livejournal.com]

I'm sure it's POSSIBLE, but I don't buy it. I trust you. (Because you generally, genuinely seem like an honest and decent person.)

[piggyback-ride.livejournal.com]

Trust? Well that's certainly a strong word people don't tend to toss around so easily. But I will admit I am a genuinely honest and decent person (at least i'll always make sure of that).

........Hrmf. Way to contradict me, thought stream.

[seesbosscrotch.livejournal.com]

(Whatever your reasons for making yourself that way) I think there's a lot to be said for someone choosing to be that way consciously. Choosing it seems more meaningful than just being it.