iselldrugstothecommunity: (Douchebag face.)
Howard Bassem ([personal profile] iselldrugstothecommunity) wrote in [community profile] insertmeathere2011-06-17 08:50 pm

This is DJ Breakfast Club, hacking your Friday night...

Truth or dare! Exactly what it says on the tin.

1. Post with your character or tag another puppet.

2. Your character is playing truth or dare with their thread partner.

2.5 The catch is, no matter what a two-faced scoundrel they usually are, they have to abide by the rules of the game. Which means they answer honestly, or have to complete a dare!

(demi-rule) Please get mun permission if the dare involves another puppet.
a_mere_human: (Day Of Reckoning Is Upon Us)

Re: Sagara Sousuke

[personal profile] a_mere_human 2011-06-18 02:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Who are you, really?

Re: Sagara Sousuke

[identity profile] sit-shake.livejournal.com 2011-06-18 02:53 pm (UTC)(link)
"Sergeant Sagara Sousuke, sir! But forget about the 'sergeant'."

"Truth... or dare?"
a_mere_human: (With a Gun)

Re: Sagara Sousuke

[personal profile] a_mere_human 2011-06-18 03:05 pm (UTC)(link)
[And that was the wrong answer. Prepare to eat lead.]

Consequences.

Re: Sagara Sousuke

[identity profile] sit-shake.livejournal.com 2011-06-18 03:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Sousuke hurls a flash bomb at his sudden assailant, diving for convenient cover behind a wall.

"Consequences? This game is called Truth or Dare!" He flips the safety off his sidearm and, using the wall as a screen, squeezes off two shots in Setsuna's direction before taking cover once again.

"I see... the name of the game is a misdirection. This is a war exercise, after all!"
a_mere_human: (Bang! You dead)

Re: Sagara Sousuke

[personal profile] a_mere_human 2011-06-18 03:24 pm (UTC)(link)
This isn't an exercise.

[Several grenade sized blobs of a plastic explosive- yes, Setsuna carries high explosives in his pockets -are tossed at the wall and in three seconds they'll bring it crashing down.]

This is an armed intervention.

Re: Sagara Sousuke

[identity profile] sit-shake.livejournal.com 2011-06-18 03:36 pm (UTC)(link)
"An armed intervention? To prevent what?"

If Setsuna's going to play it rough, Sousuke can match firepower with the best. He pulls out an assault rifle (from where?), aiming short bursts of fire at Setsuna even as he dashes for the next building.
a_mere_human: ([Helmet] Gun drawn)

Re: Sagara Sousuke

[personal profile] a_mere_human 2011-06-18 03:45 pm (UTC)(link)
To prevent the twisted distortion from spreading.

[Crap, he's losing ground. But that's why he has a motorcycle! So now he's shooting while going 90mph]

Setsuna F. Seiei, eliminating target.

Re: Sagara Sousuke

[identity profile] sit-shake.livejournal.com 2011-06-18 03:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Where did he even get that thing?

"What 'twisted distortion'?" He's safely ensconced in the nearest structure now, and he's not going to hijack a motorcycle just to follow this yahoo around.

...he is going to toss some caltrops out the window, though.

"What group are you with? What are your aims? Are you trying to cause an armed conflict? Cease fire at once!"
a_mere_human: ([Helmet] You will ANSWER ME!)

Re: Sagara Sousuke

[personal profile] a_mere_human 2011-06-18 04:13 pm (UTC)(link)
[Setsuna does not give up that easily, and within seconds there is a motorcycle crashing through the window!]

Re: Sagara Sousuke

[identity profile] sit-shake.livejournal.com 2011-06-18 04:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Suddenly, a rocket launcher--?! Sousuke fires point blank at the bike, and there is a dramatic freeze-frame.

With close-ups.

Re: Sagara Sousuke

[personal profile] jesus_is_gundam 2011-06-18 04:47 pm (UTC)(link)
[BULLET TIME SHENANIGANS as we watch Setsuna launches himself off the bike a half of second before it gets hit and dives at Sousuke in super-slow motion]

Re: Sagara Sousuke

[identity profile] sit-shake.livejournal.com 2011-06-18 04:58 pm (UTC)(link)
FFFFFFUUUUU--

Sousuke brings up an arm to try and flip Setsuna over his shoulder, reaching with the other for his short-barreled riot shotgun. What the hell is this guy?!

SUPER SLOW MOTION YEAH
a_mere_human: (RAWR!)

Re: Sagara Sousuke

[personal profile] a_mere_human 2011-06-18 05:10 pm (UTC)(link)
[He's nothing but a mere human! Just ignore the whole glowy eyes thing.

He grabbed Sousuke's arm as he's flipped over, and uses the momentum to knock him off balance as he landed.]

Re: Sagara Sousuke

[identity profile] sit-shake.livejournal.com 2011-06-18 05:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Hrrrrngh he wasn't expecting that and what's with this guy's freaky eyes?

Suddenly off balance, Sousuke is falling down like twenty million stairs, and he's going to drag Setsuna with him!

Because, um, there was a stairwell nearby.
a_mere_human: ([Helmet] Damn you!)

Re: Sagara Sousuke

[personal profile] a_mere_human 2011-06-18 05:31 pm (UTC)(link)
[And down the stairs they both go, which hurts like hell, and they lose their guns along the way! But that's why Setsuna carries a knife. So once he manages to figure out which way is up, he's out to stab Sousuke.]

Re: Sagara Sousuke

[identity profile] sit-shake.livejournal.com 2011-06-18 06:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Arrrrgh, he's hit! But not before he grabs a combat knife from his own boot, stabbing at Setsuna in return!

Also, dude, how many stairs have they fallen down, are they in a sub-basement or something.

"You're tenacious, I'll give you that!"
a_mere_human: ([Helmet] In the mood to kill somebody)

Re: Sagara Sousuke

[personal profile] a_mere_human 2011-06-18 06:29 pm (UTC)(link)
[They probably are, given how many exposed pipes and valves are running everywhere. Not that Setsuna is paying the closest attention, for they are in the middle of an EPIC KNIFE FIGHT.]

I never give up.

Re: Sagara Sousuke

[identity profile] sit-shake.livejournal.com 2011-06-18 06:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Suddenly, a CAVE DEMON APPEARS (http://sciencephoto.com/media/87878/enlarge).

Oh my god! It's looking right at them! It'll tear them to shreds!
a_mere_human: (STOP!)

Re: Sagara Sousuke

[personal profile] a_mere_human 2011-06-18 07:16 pm (UTC)(link)
[WHAT THE HELL IS THAT THING? Whatever it is, though, Sousuke gets to deal with it first. Since Setsuna just kicked him towards it.]

Re: Sagara Sousuke

[identity profile] sit-shake.livejournal.com 2011-06-18 07:35 pm (UTC)(link)
ARE YOU INSANE, SETSUNA? A KNIFE IS USELESS AGAINST THOSE MASSIVE CLAWS! THEY COULD RIP A TANK APART!

That said, Sousuke does some pretty awesome acrobatic maneuvers to stay the hell away from the cave demon. But not before his knife is broken. And it's eyeing him.

He throws the broken knife at Setsuna. The cave demon follows. IT'S YOUR PROBLEM NOW, TERRORIST.

Re: Sagara Sousuke

[personal profile] jesus_is_gundam 2011-06-18 07:51 pm (UTC)(link)
[OF COURSE HE'S INSANE. That's why he's going to fight the cave demon by feeding it the last of his bombs, destroying it, and damaging the surrounding pipes. Clearly, that will not come back to haunt either one of them several seconds from now.]

Re: Sagara Sousuke

[identity profile] sit-shake.livejournal.com 2011-06-18 08:00 pm (UTC)(link)
OH GOD THE PIPES they all contain horrible boiling steam! They're about to be cooked like crabs with pinchy claws! Cursing, Sousuke dashes for the stairs to stay above the rising level of steam. He grabs a folding chair while he's at it, so he can throw it at Setsuna's insane, bomb-throwing, sort of handsome face.

TAKE THAT
jesus_is_gundam: (Highly Annoyed)

Re: Sagara Sousuke

[personal profile] jesus_is_gundam 2011-06-18 08:09 pm (UTC)(link)
[That feeling you have can only be called love! He could barely see through the steam, so he gets chaired to the face. It slows him down, but doesn't stop him. Particularly since the machines those pipes were hooked up to don't take kindly to the sudden change in pressure and are inexplicably going to blow in spectacular fashion in 10... 9... 8....]

Re: Sagara Sousuke

[identity profile] sit-shake.livejournal.com 2011-06-18 08:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Look, it's an emergency exit! Sousuke throws the door open and runs for it.

7... 6... 5...

Is that oddly attractive maniac still chasing him? He dares not look over his shoulder to be sure.
a_mere_human: (Something's goin down)

Re: Sagara Sousuke

[personal profile] a_mere_human 2011-06-18 08:43 pm (UTC)(link)
[Damn right he is! And he's gaining on you Sousuke.

4... 3... 2... 1...

He lunges to dive tackle his quarry right as the building blows up behind them both.]

Re: Sagara Sousuke

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