nothing good can come from this

[appletastic]

The Anonymous Personal Ads Meme!

How it works!

1. Post as your character!
2. Other characters draft a personal advertisement for yours! Do this any way you'd like to, but it's more fun if you post anonymously.
3. Have fun disputing the claims/guessing who wrote the ads/correcting for accuracy/general shenanigans!

Comments

Re: Tim Drake/Red Robin

[battorch]

...

I guess most of that's valid. Not so sure about the widowed thing. But I do call back.

Still unnecessary though, thanks.

Re: Daniel Jackson

[(Anonymous)]

If you have Egyptian hieroglyphics tattooed on your ass, I'd love to critique your tattoo artist's handle on the dialect.

[battorch]

I meant in general, yes.

Allenby

[nobel-berserker.livejournal.com]

Fuu

[monster-san.livejournal.com]

Re: Cedric

[(Anonymous)]

Please come take advantage of me! I like sports, do-gooding and getting shaved bald. I'm looking for another upbeat pollyanna so we can merge together and by our powers, unite into the wonder twins and adopt a million kids.

[thewunderkind]

Not bad, but I don't have a boyfriend.

[grimbiker]

Cedric?

Re: Hidari Shoutarou

[(Anonymous)]

Snappily dressed detective seeking to make memories! Are you my special lady? Inquire at my agency!

[theboywhodied]

I didn't like it. I won't be doing it again.

Re: Rachel

[(Anonymous)]

I'm very angry.

And you'll like me when I'm angry.

[(Anonymous)]

I guess I ought to read up on these "personals", then. I thought you were supposed to extol someone's virtues? Or perceived virtues, at least...

Re: Kanoe Zouichi

[(Anonymous)]

I'm an intelligent, humorous, courageous individual who enjoys motorcycle racing, gardening and doing other boring stuff. If my weird devotion to my parrot and goldfish is any indication, I'd be the most doting boyfriend ever, except that I absolutely will not ever take you home.

Just be aware that I am only one year old and thus illegal in most civilized galaxies.

Re: Howard Bassem

[iselldrugstothecommunity]

TV TOLD ME THERE WOULD BE RATTLESNAKES

[iselldrugstothecommunity]

You have to be well-read because I haven't cracked a book for pleasure since I was eight.

Wheatley

[notamoron]

Re: Maxine Hunkel/Cyclone

[(Anonymous)]

Do not date me because I am like all taken and shit.

Alendian

[quick_strike]

Bonus points if you can make me laugh A++

Re: Daniel Jackson

[hi_there_aliens]

I don't have tattoos, much less on my ass. And if I did (not that I do!), I'd make sure they were accurate.

Re: Wheatley

[gunspluscells.livejournal.com]

Robot On Futile Mission

Personality core of dubious morality and intellect running around the ship. Responds to Wheatley. Seeking a woman called Chell, and only Chell. Favored pastime - conversations with Mr. Cave.

Re: Zetta

[(Anonymous)]

HYAHAHAHAHAHA! You want me? Baby, you can't have me! The Badass Freakin' Overlord is taken!

Even if, y'know, I'm in a state of denial!

Direct all inquiries to my bushy-haired babe of a girl. You know who I mean.

Aya Brea

[gunspluscells.livejournal.com]

 

Re: Ildraniath

[(Anonymous)]

Have you ever wanted to see an entire army be destroyed by ethereal lightning? Unknowingly serve your local Blood God today by spending time with Ildraniath on the battlefield. It's sure to be a head-popping date.

Remember, Khorne doesn't care where his blood comes from as long as it flows.

And no, she won't share her xeno secrets with you.

[battorch]

Well-- yes. That's the idea behind them. Even if I'm not entirely sure about being called a 'challenge.'

[(Anonymous)]

Very sweet, goodhearted and tough superhero! Enjoys listening to music, working hard, and rap battles! Very attentive and accommodating and generally kind.

Not currently seeking romance, but always willing to make more friends.