Hot or Not?

[ford-sawyer-815.livejournal.com]

Yeah, yeah, it's another game. Bite me.

You know the drill. Rank the person above you from 1 (Dumptruck ugly) to 10 (I want you, you want me, let's have a good time). Be as nice--or mean--as ya damn well feel like.

First person you get to rank is yours truly. And remember, I know where you live.

Comments

[clear-horizons.livejournal.com]

I really shouldn't be playing this sort of game, but...

Seven. Far too young for me, however.

[worm-dancer.livejournal.com]

7. Loses only a couple points for being water-fat.

[oopshitrefresh.livejournal.com]

[aworldnevermade.livejournal.com]

...I am NOT fat.

[not-prncss-tldr.livejournal.com]

Th-thank you...Ah...8. [She likes dorks.]

[savin-ur-data.livejournal.com]

Seven!

[Mei Ling likes older men]

[worm-dancer.livejournal.com]

Water fat. Those things on your chest.

[aworldnevermade.livejournal.com]

These things on my chest are perfectly delightful, thanks. Isn't that right, Lafiel?

Re: [rating time]

[kaya-waterwave.livejournal.com]

LOVE! And a 9!

[cabbage-butt.livejournal.com]

This game is inane, utterly ridiculous, and a waste of time.

...

*cough* 6. He's erudite, cultured, and intelligent for a human, and somewhat attractive for an older man--in the 31st century, 74 is the new thirty.

[telekinetic_badass]

7.

You are cute.

[forced-unlife.livejournal.com]

Eight. Thou art quite attractive, but truth told I do sense an unsettling aura about thee.

Re: [rating time]

[fast-thrower.livejournal.com]

8. Cute as a bug, but jailbait. ;)

[telekinetic_badass]

YOU'RE GAY FOR CAPTAIN PICARD!

You also get a two. The snot colored skin isn't attractive, nor is the attitude.

[i-am-that-jerk.livejournal.com]

...All organics are EQUALLY disgusting!

Re: [rating time]

[aworldnevermade.livejournal.com]

[wiggles contentedly]

[withmybarehands.livejournal.com]

1.





Filthy Autobot.

[windyellow]

Dude. What's the problem?

[fast-thrower.livejournal.com]

4. Too preppy and skinny, and can smell the ego from a mile away.

And it is every man's right to be gay for Captain Picard, Johnny Depp, and Patrick Stewart. Occasionally Chuck Norris.

Re: [rating time]

[kaya-waterwave.livejournal.com]

Really, age again? Can't somebody just be secure in telling me I'm pretty?

[fast-thrower.livejournal.com]

I'm brave. Bring it on.

[aworldnevermade.livejournal.com]

7. But 8 if you ever loosen up some.

[i-am-that-jerk.livejournal.com]

You're awfully... angular.

[cabbage-butt.livejournal.com]

I'm not "gay" for anyone.

I'm largely asexual, but in terms of attractiveness, many mammalian bipeds in my time and universe demonstrate bisexual and homosexual interest as it's no longer taboo.

Furthermore, I have the same basic powers of observation as anyone else, and while I've never willingly participated in such inane idiocies as this game, my team-mates often forced me to participate through sheer annoyance and persistence, so they're not unfamiliar to me.

For instance, you'd be an eight normally, but having the approximate mental proficiency of a Cro-Magnon and the same general bearing, that brings you down to a 1. However, if we stumble across some sort of prehistoric society, I'm sure you'd be a 10 in their eyes.

[megatron-ego.livejournal.com]

10. Oh, yes...