Hot or Not?

[ford-sawyer-815.livejournal.com]

Yeah, yeah, it's another game. Bite me.

You know the drill. Rank the person above you from 1 (Dumptruck ugly) to 10 (I want you, you want me, let's have a good time). Be as nice--or mean--as ya damn well feel like.

First person you get to rank is yours truly. And remember, I know where you live.

Comments

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[fast-thrower.livejournal.com]

8. Cute as a bug, but jailbait. ;)

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[kaya-waterwave.livejournal.com]

Really, age again? Can't somebody just be secure in telling me I'm pretty?

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[aworldnevermade.livejournal.com]

Adding a qualifier isn't a bad idea, what with doing the horizontal tango with you being probably illegal on most of our worlds of origin.

And trust me, with the topic that's what most people are probably thinking about.

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[kaya-waterwave.livejournal.com]

....




OH.


W-well, I guess I got compliments...very intimate compliments.

I'm really glad Aang isn't around right now. I don't think Avatars should have heart attacks this early in life.

But thank you!

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[aworldnevermade.livejournal.com]

You're welcome!

If you're interested in a couple years, give me a call.

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[kaya-waterwave.livejournal.com]

((Katara is speechless...and strangely flattered.

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[aworldnevermade.livejournal.com]

[Luly gives Katara a positively lascivious look]

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[kaya-waterwave.livejournal.com]

(Katara blushes like mad.)

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[aworldnevermade.livejournal.com]

Oh, you seem like you would be fun.

Damn my stupid mature self-control.

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[kaya-waterwave.livejournal.com]

Er...I'll keep that in mind.


[SO INTIMIDATED}]

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[aworldnevermade.livejournal.com]

[lewdly waggling eyebrows]

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[kaya-waterwave.livejournal.com]

...Though, on a hypothetical level...I mean, I would say I'd be good at it. I mean, I do fight a lot, I am limber, and you really have to be both smooth and quick in your movements to waterbend in the first place...

I'm digging a bigger hole, aren't I?

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[jesushasayak.livejournal.com]

But dancing would be really hard to do while horizontal...

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[aworldnevermade.livejournal.com]

It's a euphemism.

I hope you can figure out for what.

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[jesushasayak.livejournal.com]

Noooot really? Two people dancing on the ground would just be two people flailing while on their sides. I can't think of anything that looks like that.

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[aworldnevermade.livejournal.com]

[facepalm]

Sex, doofus.

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[jesushasayak.livejournal.com]

Oh.

...Well, why didn't you say that?

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[aworldnevermade.livejournal.com]

Because if you're really doing a tango right, it's about the closest you can get without actually taking your clothes off.

So, it's a good comparison.

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[jesushasayak.livejournal.com]

...It is?

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[aworldnevermade.livejournal.com]

If you'd ever tangoed, you'd understand.

And you get a 7.

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[jesushasayak.livejournal.com]

How can they really tell you, Katara? It can't be measured--the scale could never go high enough.

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[kaya-waterwave.livejournal.com]

Aang, that's so sweet! Thank you!

And it goes both ways.

[twelvevoltman.livejournal.com]

I think you're very cute. And I'm pretty sure you're sharp enough to know the difference between a compliment from a friend and a perv who should be keeping their distance, so I don't mind saying so. Make sure your boyfriend knows what a lucky guy he is.

[kaya-waterwave.livejournal.com]

Thanks! You're really good looking too! In fact, an eight.

If he ever comes, sure!

[twelvevoltman.livejournal.com]

Aww, thanks. You're too kind.