Hot or Not?

[ford-sawyer-815.livejournal.com]

Yeah, yeah, it's another game. Bite me.

You know the drill. Rank the person above you from 1 (Dumptruck ugly) to 10 (I want you, you want me, let's have a good time). Be as nice--or mean--as ya damn well feel like.

First person you get to rank is yours truly. And remember, I know where you live.

Comments

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[aworldnevermade.livejournal.com]

Adding a qualifier isn't a bad idea, what with doing the horizontal tango with you being probably illegal on most of our worlds of origin.

And trust me, with the topic that's what most people are probably thinking about.

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[kaya-waterwave.livejournal.com]

....




OH.


W-well, I guess I got compliments...very intimate compliments.

I'm really glad Aang isn't around right now. I don't think Avatars should have heart attacks this early in life.

But thank you!

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[aworldnevermade.livejournal.com]

You're welcome!

If you're interested in a couple years, give me a call.

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[kaya-waterwave.livejournal.com]

((Katara is speechless...and strangely flattered.

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[aworldnevermade.livejournal.com]

[Luly gives Katara a positively lascivious look]

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[kaya-waterwave.livejournal.com]

(Katara blushes like mad.)

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[aworldnevermade.livejournal.com]

Oh, you seem like you would be fun.

Damn my stupid mature self-control.

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[kaya-waterwave.livejournal.com]

Er...I'll keep that in mind.


[SO INTIMIDATED}]

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[aworldnevermade.livejournal.com]

[lewdly waggling eyebrows]

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[kaya-waterwave.livejournal.com]

...Though, on a hypothetical level...I mean, I would say I'd be good at it. I mean, I do fight a lot, I am limber, and you really have to be both smooth and quick in your movements to waterbend in the first place...

I'm digging a bigger hole, aren't I?

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[aworldnevermade.livejournal.com]

Mmm-hmm.

And it's more about stamina than you might think, especially before you start getting into any fancy stuff. Great exercise, too.

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[kaya-waterwave.livejournal.com]

Thought so.

Really? I think I'd better remember all of this. You would know more than me.

[wise-older-sister mode]

[aworldnevermade.livejournal.com]

The first time is always bad. If anybody claims otherwise they're a liar liar pants on fire. But it gets better once you have some experience.

And alureha mekehuety make sure you use protection even if you have to stop everything to get it. You don't want any scares.

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[jesushasayak.livejournal.com]

But dancing would be really hard to do while horizontal...

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[aworldnevermade.livejournal.com]

It's a euphemism.

I hope you can figure out for what.

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[jesushasayak.livejournal.com]

Noooot really? Two people dancing on the ground would just be two people flailing while on their sides. I can't think of anything that looks like that.

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[aworldnevermade.livejournal.com]

[facepalm]

Sex, doofus.

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[jesushasayak.livejournal.com]

Oh.

...Well, why didn't you say that?

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[aworldnevermade.livejournal.com]

Because if you're really doing a tango right, it's about the closest you can get without actually taking your clothes off.

So, it's a good comparison.

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[jesushasayak.livejournal.com]

...It is?

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[aworldnevermade.livejournal.com]

If you'd ever tangoed, you'd understand.

And you get a 7.

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[jesushasayak.livejournal.com]

*He has. With Katara.

And it. Was. Amazing.

So now he's wondering if--no NO, it's not polite to go there with those kinda thoughts, not polite, not polite...*

Would I get higher if I had hair?

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[aworldnevermade.livejournal.com]

[obviously, he didn't tango thoroughly enough, or he'd have made the connection]

Actually, I do like blondes.

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[jesushasayak.livejournal.com]

It's okay that you didn't rank me higher. Physical beauty has its limits--but that's why inner beauty is always so important.

I won't rank you back, because I don't know you well enough to know what you're like as a person, and because I think every person has something of value inside them, anyway.

[humble bow]

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[aworldnevermade.livejournal.com]

[a grin that's halfway between pleased and snide]

Well, I can tell by looking at your that you're athletics—and there's a kind of self-confidence to you. I like that.

You can't always tell a book by its cover, but the ones that are intentionally faking would give you trouble later anyways.

And I can't even get a hint...? [a wink]