http://ford-sawyer-815.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] ford-sawyer-815.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] insertmeathere2009-08-23 09:48 pm
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Hot or Not?

Yeah, yeah, it's another game. Bite me.

You know the drill. Rank the person above you from 1 (Dumptruck ugly) to 10 (I want you, you want me, let's have a good time). Be as nice--or mean--as ya damn well feel like.

First person you get to rank is yours truly. And remember, I know where you live.

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[identity profile] aworldnevermade.livejournal.com 2009-08-24 04:02 am (UTC)(link)
5. Cute, but kind've dopey.

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[identity profile] fast-thrower.livejournal.com 2009-08-24 04:38 am (UTC)(link)
8. Cute as a bug, but jailbait. ;)

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[identity profile] kaya-waterwave.livejournal.com 2009-08-24 04:43 am (UTC)(link)
Really, age again? Can't somebody just be secure in telling me I'm pretty?

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[identity profile] aworldnevermade.livejournal.com 2009-08-24 04:54 am (UTC)(link)
Adding a qualifier isn't a bad idea, what with doing the horizontal tango with you being probably illegal on most of our worlds of origin.

And trust me, with the topic that's what most people are probably thinking about.

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[identity profile] kaya-waterwave.livejournal.com 2009-08-24 05:02 am (UTC)(link)
....




OH.


W-well, I guess I got compliments...very intimate compliments.

I'm really glad Aang isn't around right now. I don't think Avatars should have heart attacks this early in life.

But thank you!

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[identity profile] aworldnevermade.livejournal.com 2009-08-24 05:07 am (UTC)(link)
You're welcome!

If you're interested in a couple years, give me a call.

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[identity profile] kaya-waterwave.livejournal.com 2009-08-24 05:15 am (UTC)(link)
((Katara is speechless...and strangely flattered.

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[identity profile] aworldnevermade.livejournal.com 2009-08-24 05:47 am (UTC)(link)
[Luly gives Katara a positively lascivious look]

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[identity profile] kaya-waterwave.livejournal.com 2009-08-24 06:19 am (UTC)(link)
(Katara blushes like mad.)

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[identity profile] aworldnevermade.livejournal.com 2009-08-24 06:21 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, you seem like you would be fun.

Damn my stupid mature self-control.

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[identity profile] kaya-waterwave.livejournal.com 2009-08-24 07:49 am (UTC)(link)
Er...I'll keep that in mind.


[SO INTIMIDATED}]

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[identity profile] jesushasayak.livejournal.com 2009-08-24 05:05 am (UTC)(link)
But dancing would be really hard to do while horizontal...

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[identity profile] aworldnevermade.livejournal.com 2009-08-24 05:06 am (UTC)(link)
It's a euphemism.

I hope you can figure out for what.

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[identity profile] jesushasayak.livejournal.com 2009-08-24 05:14 am (UTC)(link)
Noooot really? Two people dancing on the ground would just be two people flailing while on their sides. I can't think of anything that looks like that.

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[identity profile] aworldnevermade.livejournal.com 2009-08-24 05:16 am (UTC)(link)
[facepalm]

Sex, doofus.

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[identity profile] jesushasayak.livejournal.com 2009-08-24 05:22 am (UTC)(link)
Oh.

...Well, why didn't you say that?

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[identity profile] aworldnevermade.livejournal.com 2009-08-24 05:25 am (UTC)(link)
Because if you're really doing a tango right, it's about the closest you can get without actually taking your clothes off.

So, it's a good comparison.

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[identity profile] jesushasayak.livejournal.com 2009-08-25 01:45 am (UTC)(link)
How can they really tell you, Katara? It can't be measured--the scale could never go high enough.

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[identity profile] kaya-waterwave.livejournal.com 2009-08-25 01:50 am (UTC)(link)
Aang, that's so sweet! Thank you!

And it goes both ways.

[identity profile] twelvevoltman.livejournal.com 2009-08-25 02:40 am (UTC)(link)
I think you're very cute. And I'm pretty sure you're sharp enough to know the difference between a compliment from a friend and a perv who should be keeping their distance, so I don't mind saying so. Make sure your boyfriend knows what a lucky guy he is.

[identity profile] kaya-waterwave.livejournal.com 2009-08-25 04:11 am (UTC)(link)
Thanks! You're really good looking too! In fact, an eight.

If he ever comes, sure!

[identity profile] twelvevoltman.livejournal.com 2009-08-25 04:37 am (UTC)(link)
Aww, thanks. You're too kind.

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[identity profile] aworldnevermade.livejournal.com 2009-08-24 04:39 am (UTC)(link)
[wiggles contentedly]