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THE DATING SIM MEME

♥Each thread-starter is the protagonist of their thread.♥
♥Each responder should supply a list of four options for them to choose from♥
♥Two of us will supply an example or something♥
♥Alternatively, just post four options and see who responds!♥
♥YAAAAAAAAAY♥

_{Don't blame me for the picture it just came with the meme, okay?}

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[He juuust manages not to smirk]

Thank you.

[Takes her hand and his eyes light up purple as he scans it]

Nothing too badly damaged. Just some bruising.

> [Yank hand back and insult him.]
> [Blush like a virginal schoolgirl.]
> [Challenge him to an arm wrestling match.]
> [Cop a feel.]

>[Yank hand back and insult him while blushing like a virginal school-girl (which she is).]

_[Yanks!]

Well, thanks for nothing, you overgrown tin can!

_{[And yes, she is blushing a nice shade of red.]}

I thought you'd prefer not to be injured.

...and why are you blushing?

> [Ask him if he's stupid.]
> [Deny everything.]
> [Change the topic!]
> [Scream that you need an adult.]

>[Deny everything!]

I am not blushing, you stupid calculator wanna-be!

_{[She totally is. B|]}

Fine. Then why is all the blood rushing to your face?

And I'm not a calculator wanna-be, broccoli boy, or any other name you might come up with for me! My name is Brainiac 5!

> [Keep denying it and insulting him! It's working so far!]
> [Give in and explain.]
> [Tell him he'll understand when he's older.]
> [Declare that you have better things to do and leave.]

[ooc: asdfgjh why is this so cute? XD]

>[Keep denying it and insulting him! It's working so far!]

It isn't!

_{[Maybe if she denies it long enough it won't be happening.]}

Fine. What kind of stupid name is Braniac Five, anyway?

_{(( I don't know, but it's awesome. xD ))}

So your face turns red for some other reason? [SMIRKING SO DAMN MUCH]

It's my name. I'm the fifth in the Brainiac line, so Brainiac 5.

> [Say that doesn't explain anything.]
> [Find something to wipe that smirk off his face with.]
> [Dating Sim tried and true Shut-Up Kiss!]
> [Spam Flee.]

[[ It really is. XD ]]

>[Dating Sim tried and true Shut-Up Kiss!]

_[Kissu~]

_{[[ Man, I ship it now, after he dies. :|]]}

.............!

[404 ERROR. RESTARTING...]

> [Well that worked better than I thought! Keep going!]
> [Call him an idiot and leave, thereby ensuring he's confused for all eternity.]
> [Mutter something about idiots who get killed too soon.]
> [Stick it- tell him you don't do that kind of thing on the first date.]

[[ asdghl saaaaaaaaame. WTF, brain. D| ]]

>[Mutter something about idiots who get killed too soon.]

_{[TOTALLY ACTING CASUAL AFTER THAT. Totally casual. Not at all flustered or flushed or anything.]}

...

_[Mutters.]

_{You just had to go and get yourself killed, didn't you?}

_{[[ God, I know. There's always the crack-comm, I guess. |D; ]]}

[Blinking in confusion, he's still trying to figure out what exactly happened]

...I didn't exactly do it on purpose.

I didn't realise it bothered you.

> [Deny that it was upsetting.]
> [Claim that you're fine, but it totally upset others and he should feel bad.]
> [Call him an idiot and leave.]
> [Tell him he should get you something to eat.]

[[ Yes. \o/ Though I sort of wished this had happened BEFORE epic death. D| ]]

>[Claim that you're fine, but it totally upset others and he should feel bad.]

I'm fine! _{Maybe I regret not talking to you more.}

It's everyone else that's so upset! You should be worried about them!

_{[[ I know. ;-; ]]}

Edited 2009-11-18 09:39 (UTC)

I know and I am. I've apologised, but there isn't much else I can do, I'm afraid.

...did you kiss me just now?

> [DENY EVERYTHING.]
> [Make up a reason for it.]
> [Tell him yes, but that it was so bad you'd rather pretend it never happened.]
> [Create a distraction or change the topic!]

> [Make up a reason for it.]

...yes! But I just did it so you would shut up!

_{[Oh god, she is going to die of embarrassment.]}

...Oh. [Looking vaguely disappointed]

Wait. To make me stop asking about why you were blushing, you... kissed me? Wouldn't that just make the situation more embarrassing?

> [Reiterate you'd never consider it otherwise.]
> [Ignore the question and talk about something else.]
> [Call him more names in the hopes of distracting him.]
> [All of the above!]

> [All of the above!]

Of course that's why I did it, idiot! I never would've even considered it otherwise!

Do I have to explain everything to you?

_{[[ Annnd I'm crashing for the night. xD Talk to you tomorrow.]]}

Maybe if you weren't so confusing, you wouldn't have to explain everything!

[Pouting/glaring]

> [Continue mocking him, since it's working!]
> [Demand to know what he means by 'confusing'.]
> [Crush his ego by pointing out you're way too good for someone like him anyway.]
> [Ask what he'd think about a hypothetical date with a hypothetical girl who'd look and act hypothetically a lot like you.]

[[ No prob! Catch you then!]]

> [Demand to know what he means by 'confusing'.]

I'm not confusing! What's that supposed to mean?

Your actions don't make any logical sense! ~~[Girls are confusing!]~~ Why would you initiate something that's... intimate, in order to avoid embarrassment?

> [Declare the world doesn't run on logic.]
> [Declare that you're too awesome to be understood by him.]
> [Randomly change the topic and confuse him more.]
> [Would kissing work to distract from the kissing?]

> [Declare that you're too awesome to be understood by him.]

Obviously you just don't understand women! I guess I'm just too great!

Edited 2009-11-18 22:05 (UTC)

Either that or you're deliberately trying to be confusing. [POUTING!]

> [Whatever, robo-boy.]
> [Be smug in your awesomeness.]
> [Change the topic to something else.]
> [All of the above!]

> [All of the above.]

_{[Goddamn, that is one smug teenager.]}

Whatever, Brainy. You're just jealous of my innate ability and charm~

Edited 2009-11-18 22:51 (UTC)

Actually no, I'm not.

...Asuka, are you romantically interested in me?

> [WHAAAAAAAAAAAT?!]
> [DENY EVERYTHING AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE!]
> [ABORT! ABORT! ABORT!]
> [Hit him with something heavy and hope for plot convenient amnesia.]

> [WHAAAAAAAAAAAT?!]
> [DENY EVERYTHING AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE!]

W-what?! Why would you even as-

No! No! I mean... of course not! That's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard! Why would I want to-?

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Apparently Asuka is channeling Cassie. :|a

Except with better luck. XD

Apparently so. xD

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See icon keywords.

Pffft. Oh Asuka XD

Re: Pffft. Oh Asuka XD

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