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THE DATING SIM MEME

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We'd still die. What difference does it make anyway?

...This is really fucking depressing.

>[What is your problem?]
>[It doesn't matter to you?]
>[Yes. Yes it is.]
>[Only because of you.]

>[It doesn't matter to you?]

The whole thing with being what's left of our world and stuck on a meatship is depressing. You should be used to it by now.

So does going out fighting not matter to you?

Well it doesn't matter if you're dead, does it?
And besides. Just in case you didn't catch it? I didn't really like anybody from our world much.

>[Don't you have any pride?]
>[Maybe what you did could help somebody else.]
>[What about your family/your sister?]
>[What about Simmons?]

>[What about Simmons?]

What, you don't even miss Simmons? I thought you'd be bored without him to bug.

Why do you think I'm arguing with you?

>[Just be glad I can't kill you, smartass.]
>[Because you have a deathwish?]
>[I don't know, you tell me.]
>[Because you have some false hope you can win.]

>[I don't know, you tell me.]

I don't know; you tell me. If I had to guess, I'd say it's because you're too dumb to quit.

I thought we already went over this. I'm bored and you can't hurt me.

>[Not yet anyway.]
>[Go find somebody else to annoy.]
>[Is that all you know how to do when you're bored?]
>[*exasperated sigh*]

>[Not yet anyway.]

Not yet, anyway. I can wait.

...Do you have a plan?

>[Yes.]
>[Not yet.]
>[Say something ominous but noncommittal]
>[It's only a matter of time before you need your armor again.]

>[Not yet.]

Not yet. I'm still deciding on where I'm gonna punch you.

You'll feel it too, remember. [Nervous though.]

>[It will be worth it.]
>[Not if I jump fast enough.]
>[You still have a chance to make me change my mind.]
>[You're such a big baby.]

>[You're such a big baby.]

You're acting like a big baby. First? You have it coming. Second? You need to learn to take a punch.

Hitting people isn't nice.

>[Newsflash, Grif. Neither am I.]
>[It's effective!]
>[You don't seem to complain when other people get hit.]
>[You're derailing the argument.]

>[It's effective!]

Maybe, but it's also effective.

This is why people don't like you, Tex.

>[I can be nice. I just don't like you.]
>[What? I'm being practical.]
>[Yeah, because I'm a bitch all the time right?]
>[What's not to like?]

>[Yeah, because I'm a bitch all the time right?]

Yeah, because I'm a bitch. All the time. Even to people who obviously never, ever deserve it.

Yeah, pretty much. From what I've seen.

>[You're an ass, Grif.]
>[*growl*]
>[So you think you know me.]
>[Bring up that as far as you can tell, he's always a lazy asshole.]

>[You're an ass, Grif.]

[See above]

Well you're a bitch, so we're even.

>[Whatever, have it your way.]
>[I'm done talking to you.]
>[We are not even.]
>[We're made for each other.]

>[We're made for each other.]

I guess that means we're made for each other, because me being a bitch? Means I'm the only person who can stand talking to you.

[/snarkity snark snark snark]

[eyeroll] Awesome, when should the wedding be? [/dripping sarcasm]

>[Continue this festival of sarcasm]
>[Insult him.]
>[In your dreams.]
>[Hit on him.]

>[In your dreams.]

In your dreams, Grif. Your weird, weird dreams.

In my nightmares, maybe.

>[Oh ha ha.]
>[It's not like I like you either!]
>[What, worse than zombies?]
>[I'm not that bad am I?]

>[What, worse than zombies?]

So am I worse than zombies now?

Yes. Way worse.

>[I think you're making it up.]
>[I'm flattered.]
>[Once again: Big. Baby.]
>[How many times worse?]