If you didn't see this coming...you need glasses

[crysteel-future.livejournal.com]

Alright. Alright. So we've been getting up to some wierd stuff on this crack comm. And, do we want to stop? I think everyone can give a resounding "NO!" to that question. And, after a wierd stage for me in which I woke up one day with philosophy like Buddha, I realized something that this crack comm is desperately missing...

A gender-bending meme.

Rules.
1. Comment with your character reacting to the sudden change in body parts. If boy--then a girl, if a girl--then a boy. You get the idea.
2. Other characters comment  with mockery, flirtation, and/or outrage of their own on the first comment. Anything goes.
3. Don't talk about fight club. Profit*

[*profit does not mean that your character can go off into a room and explore their new body. new body does not come in extra large or extra small and is quite realistic in counterpart form. results may vary if you are a shklee or a shkler. do not take meme if pregnant.]

Comments

[madeofwyn.livejournal.com]

[D'aww, the feminized Billy Pout is just as adorkable as the original.]

Of course! It must have been my height holding me back this entire time. Although I'm not sure why I couldn't have just worn heels and skipped the whole... this.

[playsin-traffic.livejournal.com]

I... why the hell do I have boobs?

_{[Blinkblink.]}

[madeofwyn.livejournal.com]

Probably for the same reason I don't anymore? Which is pretty much 'fuck if we know, but it better not be permanent'.

[crysteel-future.livejournal.com]

Until whoever broke the multiverse fixes it...or at least apologizes to whatever mystical, fantastic entity they zizzed off...we are stuck like this.

[sonotasuperhero.livejournal.com]

I'm going to kill whoever it was. They can apologize first, so I can get back to normal, but they are so dead.

[morphitudinous]

I know it's unsettling, but we're not all that different. I can think of several ways this situation could have been worse.

...and now that you mention it, I'll need to reconstruct my stilts.

[madeofwyn.livejournal.com]

Oh, so can I. It's just... irritating. And if it's permanent I think I'm going to have to hurt someone-- ooh, you have stilts? [Just in case you were still wondering if this was Wyn...]

[is-the-ultimate.livejournal.com]

First person to mention what I have is going to get HURT.

[And Shadow crosses her arms over her chest]

I like your male!Ava pics. So cute!

[crysteel-future.livejournal.com]

It may or may not be them...and if Querl is involved in this I will pummel that boy...it might be Stacy doing this. She does have a habit of placing us in queer scenarios.

[notsaintkaiser.livejournal.com]

...I know the feeling...

[notsaintkaiser.livejournal.com]

I'm hiding in my room until this is all over...

[morphitudinous]

Affirmative!

Well...I don't have them currently, but I built a pair of self-adjusting stable stilts for the county fair at home. They were especially designed for clumsy people---with this body, I suspect that I'll need that extra support.

But I'm not too worried. If my analysis succeeds, we'll be restored to our proper bodies before too long. [She pushes the hair out of her eyes---geez, having long hair is complicated.]

Thanks! I wobbled a bit about using him, but... they look enough alike. And he has EXPRESSIONS. xD

[sonotasuperhero.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but usually that one absolutely batshit AI starts talking to us if it's a ship experiment.

[madeofwyn.livejournal.com]

Just because you're not used to it yet? I mean, I'm still trying not to look around for someone else behind me when I start talking, so I can't even imagine trying to walk on stilts right now.

Do you want a hair tie? [... what? Hair ties are useful even if you have short hair.]

EXPRESSIONS are so cute! I wanna hug him!

[crysteel-future.livejournal.com]

Let's just pray to the gods that this does not have any permanant ramifications.

[morphitudinous]

Exactly. There's a center of gravity difference, shorter limbs, weight distribution...

[She looks embarrassed, gently pulling back on her hair.] I'd appreciate that, thank you.

Guy!Nura (... Dream Lad?) is adorable, too! Where'd you find him?

[sonotasuperhero.livejournal.com]

If it's permanent, someone is going to pay.

[madeofwyn.livejournal.com]

[Ta-dah, it's a hair tie from his pocket!] There you go! And those sound really interesting.

[morphitudinous]

[She rather clumsily ties her hair up in a very disheveled bun, with bits and pieces sticking out here and there. At least she knows better than to try makeup again.]

Thank you. If I ever get the chance, I'll show you---but you wanted to see my giant blue unicorn first, correct?

[madeofwyn.livejournal.com]

[Wyn just had his first 'oh, girl' moment in a guy's body after seeing that bun. Even as a short-haired person, Wyn could do better than that.]

Oh, well, yeah, let's have the giant robots first. Obviously.

[governorkang]

...

[No way.]

Billy?

[playsin-traffic.livejournal.com]

Yeah. I like being a guy. I had a girlfriend.

[madeofwyn.livejournal.com]

I think this means she's a guy, if that helps. [shrugs]

[twelvevoltman.livejournal.com]

First order of business -

"Aww balls, I'm part of the itty-bitty-tittie-committee."

[sent-herself.livejournal.com]

After a long period of horrified, vocal inhalation -

"This . . . this would have been SO much more of a GOOD surprise if it had happened, oh, last year."