http://crysteel-future.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] crysteel-future.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] insertmeathere2010-02-16 01:30 pm

If you didn't see this coming...you need glasses

Alright. Alright. So we've been getting up to some wierd stuff on this crack comm. And, do we want to stop? I think everyone can give a resounding "NO!" to that question. And, after a wierd stage for me in which I woke up one day with philosophy like Buddha, I realized something that this crack comm is desperately missing...

A gender-bending meme.

Rules.
1. Comment with your character reacting to the sudden change in body parts. If boy--then a girl, if a girl--then a boy. You get the idea.
2. Other characters comment  with mockery, flirtation, and/or outrage of their own on the first comment. Anything goes.
3. Don't talk about fight club. Profit*

[*profit does not mean that your character can go off into a room and explore their new body. new body does not come in extra large or extra small and is quite realistic in counterpart form. results may vary if you are a shklee or a shkler. do not take meme if pregnant.]

[identity profile] twelvevoltman.livejournal.com 2010-02-17 03:18 am (UTC)(link)
The Kwisatz Haderach is still shorter than a chick.

[gonna laugh any minute now.]
governorkang: (Idiots / Facepalm)

[personal profile] governorkang 2010-02-17 03:19 am (UTC)(link)
Problem is, because the differences with my race are so subtle, I don't know when it happened.

[identity profile] madeofwyn.livejournal.com 2010-02-17 03:19 am (UTC)(link)
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"... did you just complain about being 5'11"? Really?" Wyn is 5'6", maybe 5'7" on a good day. Gender-flipped.

"Besides, if I'd done this, I'd have actually succeeded at being taller than someone who is not Billy, because I don't think that counts."
Edited 2010-02-17 03:20 (UTC)
morphitudinous: (Now female for some reason)

[personal profile] morphitudinous 2010-02-17 03:21 am (UTC)(link)
You're fortunate, at least.

[Extra hair and new chest fat are not fun, as the hair flopping in her eyes highlights.]

It's all right. If the transformation affected everyone, I'm sure a cure can be adapted to restore everyone to their normal bodies.

[identity profile] twelvevoltman.livejournal.com 2010-02-17 03:23 am (UTC)(link)
"God, yeah, it's awful."

Allen stretches, arms in the air, working kinks out of the back, on tip-toes, looming mockingly over poor, short, dude-Wyn.

"I mean look at me. I'm so petite. How will I reach the secret cookies I keep on the top shelves now? When I'm so tiny and all?"

[identity profile] madeofwyn.livejournal.com 2010-02-17 03:27 am (UTC)(link)
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Hey, you know what short people are good at? Poking tall people in the ribcage for being mocking.

"I hate you. Just so you know."

[identity profile] twelvevoltman.livejournal.com 2010-02-17 03:29 am (UTC)(link)
Ouch. Oof.

"You do not. You love me. In fact I bet you're wildly attracted to me now, since I am also so lithe and feminine."

Try stick-shaped and moderately angular.

[identity profile] twelvevoltman.livejournal.com 2010-02-17 03:30 am (UTC)(link)
"If there was hypnosis it wouldn't fool my cyber-parts. I'm checking my biological records for hormonal aberrations -"

[identity profile] twelvevoltman.livejournal.com 2010-02-17 03:32 am (UTC)(link)
*brb pointing and laughing*

[identity profile] madeofwyn.livejournal.com 2010-02-17 03:36 am (UTC)(link)
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Wyn thinks for a second, then shakes her (his?) head. "No, I don't think so. ... either I'm gay or you're not my type, and we are not experimenting to find out which."
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[identity profile] gogopowersuit.livejournal.com 2010-02-17 03:50 am (UTC)(link)
*Are her scowls more or less intimidating as a man? Let's find out*

[identity profile] twelvevoltman.livejournal.com 2010-02-17 03:56 am (UTC)(link)
"Haha! I am offended you would suggest it, since I continue to be devoted to my wife, who is at least a LITTLE gay because I asked her if she would still love me if just this sort of situation were to occur and she said yes but we'd have to get a strap-on."

ALLEN TAKES PRIDE IN HIS TMI, DAMMIT.

[identity profile] twelvevoltman.livejournal.com 2010-02-17 03:58 am (UTC)(link)
*brb running away in fear so maybe?*
shroudedintent: (Not happy)

[personal profile] shroudedintent 2010-02-17 04:17 am (UTC)(link)
...

[He's feeling somewhat strange at the moment, his combat harness slightly uncomfortable now, as if it weren't fitting properly, the cause? He has no idea currently.]

[The Sangheili is now the better part of a foot shorter, and a noticibly leaner.]

[identity profile] different-skies.livejournal.com 2010-02-17 06:23 am (UTC)(link)
"You get used to it! Looks good on you, actually."

Hi, Allen, bouncy blue-haired bird bloke popping over to say hi from his new height of 6'1". "Cool, I'm taller than you now." Not that she was short to start with.

[identity profile] twelvevoltman.livejournal.com 2010-02-17 06:26 am (UTC)(link)
"Barely." She smirks. "Don't get used to it. Kim, right?"

[identity profile] mynameisax.livejournal.com 2010-02-17 06:28 am (UTC)(link)
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Meatship, your local teenage space pony Andalite is now purple. And his her tail blade is much smaller.

He She looks pretty pissed off, too.

< Who is responsible for this?! >

[identity profile] different-skies.livejournal.com 2010-02-17 06:28 am (UTC)(link)
"It still counts!" he grins. "And yep - how many people here have blue hair and a biosuit?" ...Slightly self-conscious pause, although not for long, before he double-checks - "You are Allen, right?"

[identity profile] twelvevoltman.livejournal.com 2010-02-17 06:31 am (UTC)(link)
"Hold on."

She reaches up to check her face. Mass of jewfro? Check. Nose that's been broken at least twice? Check. Cybertronic brain parts and nanorobotic secondary immune system? Check.

"Probably."

[identity profile] different-skies.livejournal.com 2010-02-17 06:37 am (UTC)(link)
"You know, there are probably people here you can talk to about your lack of confidence in your identity."

He almost manages to say it with a straight face. Almost.

[identity profile] madeofwyn.livejournal.com 2010-02-17 12:14 pm (UTC)(link)
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That was most definitely TMI. And you might have managed to stun Wyn into silence, Allen.

[identity profile] agyieus.livejournal.com 2010-02-17 07:00 pm (UTC)(link)
...I am never getting laid again.

Ah, Hollow Art. Should have thought to go there... xD

[identity profile] sonotasuperhero.livejournal.com 2010-02-17 10:25 pm (UTC)(link)
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... visions?

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