http://killsfengshui.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] killsfengshui.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] insertmeathere2010-09-29 03:33 pm

Dancing on the Meatship? Sounds like Risky Business to me.

The Sensoriums are empty. Everyone's working, you should be nice and alone. You grin to yourself, conjuring a hardwood floor, and a set of stairs.

You grab an object. Could be a wand, a sword, a feather duster, a candlestick. You don't give a shit. You don a loose shirt, a nice set of underwear, and some socks (for those of you who can wear socks).

Finally, you push everything on the stereo all the way to the max. As the piano music starts up, you slide into the doorway.

You're dancing. You're grooving. Hell, you might even be singing.

But part-way into your routine, you realize the horrible truth.

You're not alone. Someone is watching you.

Who is it? What will you do?
staturity: (coin operated boy)

Like I could resist

[personal profile] staturity 2010-09-30 04:20 am (UTC)(link)
Rock and Roll? Screw Rock and Roll. Cassie was singing quite another tune.

"Made of plastic and elastic he is rugg-" Er... She froze as her eyes slid to the newcomer. "Uh, this isn't what it seems."

Re: Like I could resist

[identity profile] dad-beat-hitler.livejournal.com 2010-09-30 04:23 am (UTC)(link)
"...Please tell me you're not singing about that thing I found in your dresser."

Because that would be awkward.
staturity: (Default)

[personal profile] staturity 2010-09-30 04:34 am (UTC)(link)
"NO! I mean-" Well, according to some interpretations. "It's the song!" She pointed to the stereo. And grabbed some pants to put on.

[identity profile] dad-beat-hitler.livejournal.com 2010-09-30 04:39 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, don't rush at the pants.

"They write songs about that kind of thing?" Cassie, remember where her culture stopped. "Isn't that a little... Not kosher?"
staturity: (eep!)

[personal profile] staturity 2010-09-30 04:41 am (UTC)(link)
"No, no, no!" Cassie said, waving her hands whilst the song continued.

Who could ever, ever ask for more?
Love without complications galore.


"It's not about that! It's about uh- well it's about a girl who wants a fake guy so she won't have to deal with the real thing. And yeah, it's kind of uh, edgy, but that's not the main point of it." Honestly.

[identity profile] dad-beat-hitler.livejournal.com 2010-09-30 04:53 am (UTC)(link)
She stares dully for a moment.

"...This doesn't have anything to do with your blatant robosexuality, does it?"
staturity: (I screw robots)

[personal profile] staturity 2010-09-30 04:55 am (UTC)(link)
Cassie choked. "My what?"

[identity profile] dad-beat-hitler.livejournal.com 2010-09-30 07:10 am (UTC)(link)
"Cassie, every guy I've ever seen you hit on, and every guy you've ever claimed to date or have a crush on, is either a robot or wears armor of some kind."

She crosses her arms and lifts her chin a little. "I think it's time to admit to yourself that you're a robosexual."
staturity: (Default)

[personal profile] staturity 2010-09-30 10:54 pm (UTC)(link)
"I am not! I crushed on Spider-Man and Johnny Storm so hard when I was a kid. And there was this boy named Strang- when I was 12..."

[identity profile] dad-beat-hitler.livejournal.com 2010-10-02 02:40 pm (UTC)(link)
"And since you actually started dating?"