DRUNK MEME

[boundlesslight.livejournal.com]

The premise is really very simple: The characters posted here are getting drunk at this on-planet marketplace. If your character would normally do so, you need no further instruction. Have fun!

If your character's a teetotaler, though, no worries. All the foods and beverages here at this strange marketplace of wonders are so imperceptibly alcohol-laced that no one will have a clue until it's too late. :3 By then, the fun's already beginning and there is NO ESCAPE. You are all DOOMED to suffer. Or puke. Or be really really super, if you're the type to process alcohol amazingly well.

Eat, drink, and have a party! There's plenty of partying with the locals over here for your characters to join in on. You have the vendors' corridor and a field outside it to roam around in, and for some reason the outdoor field is stocked with enormous gliding kites. This recipe sounds pretty disasteriffic to me.

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[governorkang]

Luckily for Kang, he knew very well the signs of intoxication, due to several decades of experience. That also meant that he could handle it his liquor pretty well. Also luckily for him, despite the amount he'd consumed, it didn't affect his balance or combat abilities as badly as it would a human.

Astrid, though...

Shaking his head, he moved over to the girl and knelt down next to her, "You alright?"

[astridhofferson.livejournal.com]

"Y-Yeeah... Yeah, yeah, Toothless. Sure. I'll--I'll be al..alright," she said, nodding more than needed, slowly pushing her head off the grass with wobbly arms.

[governorkang]

"...Astrid, it's me, Kang. Not Toothless," Kang chuckled, putting a hand on her shoulder. "You really must be drunk if you can't tell us apart."

[astridhofferson.livejournal.com]

Wait, Toothless doesn't talk, right.

She turned her head to Kang and squinted, blinking a few times and when her vision became clearer for a moment her eyebrows lifted. Oh it's Kang.

"...Kaang? When did-*hic*-did you get here? W-Where'd Toothless go?" Where are they again? She was so confused now. And she needed a little help up.

[astridhofferson.livejournal.com]

"What... what a *hic* beautiful-ful song," someone murmurs contently.

Now where did that come from? How about looking lower.

Hey, look, it's your girlfriend--but she seems to be having trouble getting to her feet, so she's crawling, pulling her fallen body with her hands and dragging her legs a little because it's just easier this way.

Oh yeah, she's also pretty inebriated, if you couldn't already tell.

Cursed sweets. Cursed meme.

[badassfreakingoverlord]

"Nanashiiiiiiiiiii," the book drawled, relatively clear-voiced. "C'meere. Gimme a hug so I can enjoy YOUR shelf." He waggled his eyebrows in the most unsubtle way imaginable.

[starbolts]

"They provide milk and pleasant conversation!"

Conversation? Maybe she has had too many drinks. Either that or she kissed the cow.

Grinning, she gently sets them down. Because they are not drunk, they do not tip over, but all these intoxicated crew members are clearly a hazard to their continued safety.

"What would you lift?"

[morphitudinous]

As the night wore on, Billy's sickness progressed at an alarming rate. By the time he'd realized this and stopped consuming anything, he'd already poisoned himself with far more alcohol than his body could handle.

Thus, Billy crawled to familiar feet with a bucket curled close. He wasn't that nauseous yet, but soon. "I'll be there 'soon's I can," he groaned from below, leaning against the closest ledge.

[badassfreakingoverlord]

"Heeeeeeeey... Staaaaaaaarfiiiiiiiireeee....." That's a book drawling out her name as a minion lurches it unsteadily towards the girl.

[starbolts]

"Zetta!"

Her protective instincts triggered, Star attempts to steady the minion and book. How did a book get drunk, anyway?

"What has happened to you?" she asked, starting to slur the words together.

[badassfreakingoverlord]

"They have some goooooooood stuff here," Zetta said with a wild grin. "You should try it. In fact.. there's lots of good stuff here you could try."

Not the most smooth freakin' Overlord in the cosmos, is he.

[kaya-waterwave.livejournal.com]

Katara shook her head. Even drunk she was sure that it didn't make much sense. And why life them at all in the first place? If they were so awesome, shouldn't they be left alone?

"You should probably penn them up though," Katara said, trying to keep a semblance of maturity and sensibility despite how silly it was to even attempt it. "They might get hurt."

At her query, Katara looked startled. "Um...I dunno. What would you suggest?"

Try it Starfire. She's drunk, likely she'll do anything.

[kaya-waterwave.livejournal.com]

"Overlord Zetta!" Katara was surprisingly MORE friendly when she was this way that usual, and grabbed the book and the minion into a big hug.

"What are you up to? Even like thiss, I can see you checking out women. I guess somethings don't change, even when you are a book!"

Which normal Katara would have disapproved of, not mention with a silly grin on her face.

[badassfreakingoverlord]

"Kataaaaaaaaraaaa," the book drawled, in what he was absolutely certain was a sexy, sexy voice. "Tell me the truth, now... is power an aphrodisiac to you?"

Meanwhile, the minion, having been drawn in with the book, returned the hug in such a way that one of her hands wound up a bit... low, on Katara's backside.

Low and grope-y.

[starbolts]

"They were not penned when I found them." Starfire gently stroked the cows on the back, then attempted to shoo them on their way. "Go now. It is dangerous here."

Once they had started to wander away, Starfire glided in a not-quite-straight line to an abandoned table with a few breakable objects on it.

"This?"

[starbolts]

"What should I try?"

Even now she doesn't quite get it.

[kaya-waterwave.livejournal.com]

"What a weird question! Of course I don't think its an aphrodisiac! True power comes from dedication and training!"

Also she had no idea what an aphrodisiac was. What she DID know was what a grope felt like, and that was why the minions hand was slapped.

"Watch the hands buddy!" Katara said, not quite able to muster up her usual steely look in this situation. It might help if she didn't look like she was about to laugh. Mirth was NOT helpful in this situation.

[badassfreakingoverlord]

"I bet you've never gotten hot and heavy with a demon before, let alone an Overlord," Zetta leered, failing to recognize that this sort of language was exactly the sort Starfire still wouldn't get.

[kaya-waterwave.livejournal.com]

Sure that no more harm were going to come to the cows, Katara stared at the table of objects. She closed her eyes, took a few breath and lifted the table. She was glad her training her gotten her a little more muscled, though she knew her strength was more in redistribution of force from an enemy and her own martial arts.

"Got it!"

[badassfreakingoverlord]

"Okay, then," Zetta said, utterly undeterred, "what DOES get your motor running?"

Complaisantly, the minion released Katara. For the moment.

[kaya-waterwave.livejournal.com]

Katara, unlike Starfire, is not that naive. She had, even drunk, known what Zetta had been thinking about by watching him. Overlord/book or no, he was still a guy.

However, a drunk Katara, who is starting to get older and notice things, is a truthful one. She thought a moment of the person she loved, but she knew Zetta wasn't talking about that, which was just as well. That was her own private feelings.

"Being a musician helps," she noted. "Not to mention being charming, sweet, not being dumb enough to frisk a girl right away." She gave a pointed look at the minion.

"Why ARE you so guyish today? Is that what happens when you're drunk?"

It was both creepy and kinda funny.

[kaya-waterwave.livejournal.com]

Katara, who finally spots Billy, is still motherly even in drunkenness, if not exactly agile on her feet as per usual. She stumbles over to him and gently rubs him on the back, looking a little bothered. "Billy? Are you all right? Can you stand?"

[sanguineroyal.livejournal.com]

Nanashi roared with laughter. Really, it wasn't that funny, but she seemed to think it hilarious. "But you're jusht a book! I'm afraid these," she put her free hand on one of her boobs and jiggled it, "are only for relatively humanoid shpechies."

[badassfreakingoverlord]

"Hey! I'm still a demon Overlord, this is just.... temporary! Besides, they're damn nice."

Well, they were!

[badassfreakingoverlord]

"Man, that's waaaaaaaay too serious," he said, blinking a bit owlishly. "And whaddya mean... 'today'? I'm always a guy. A pretty damn gorgeous guy... uh, well, when I'm in my body." Zetta had no small amount of arrogance, remember.