http://killsfengshui.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] killsfengshui.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] insertmeathere2010-11-19 07:13 pm

Actor Meme!

It's Transmigration 9 Studios. No, the name doesn't make any sense, except that the owner, Stacy, has owned eight studios before this and they've all crashed and burned. Which feels so great for the actors and their sense of job security, let me tell you.

As soon as they're done with their scenes, the characters stop playing their roles and make it real. The scripts are tossed aside, and they can relax now that the cameras are off of them.

What does this mean? Well, perhaps Billy is an actual college graduate, who is disgusted with the scientific inaccuracies and techspeak mumbo-jumbo of his character. Perhaps Kang is a fit Japanese man in a rubber dragon suit. Maybe Renne is a former theater actor that speaks with a posh English accent? Who knows, perhaps Nehaa is a conservative Catholic who finds her role as a stripperiffic space goat horrifying! And it might an ongoing joke off-screen that Leon can't fight for shit, Steve's actor stands in for him during action scenes.

Just roll with it, guys, it's better than my first idea of the night.

[identity profile] saint-sami.livejournal.com 2010-11-20 04:27 am (UTC)(link)
"HMPH! I still can't believe I'm stuck in this! This isn't fair at all!"

Sasami's actor was a proud child. Very proud. Acting at a young age, she was easily billed as one of the top actors in a show. However, when she was cast into this, she figured it was her big break - she was playing a princess! Everyone loved princesses.

Boy was she wrong! It seemed like the writers had it out for her from the beginning, leading up to the fan vote for the Council and Captain. When she found out she lost the fan vote, she was outraged and demanded a recount. The vote stood and, in retaliation, pigeon-holed her as "Child Liaison."

Which was writer's speak for "she's not getting far on this show."

"I could have been in something better than this!" she complained as she sat down, pulling off her wig... a few moments before she gave it a good kick, sending it flying. "Stupid anime..."

[identity profile] chosenlightchld.livejournal.com 2010-11-20 04:43 pm (UTC)(link)
"Oh, stop being such a brat!" Hikari's actress shouted as she walked over to her. God, Sasami's actress was annoying as all heck, and Hikari had to be nice to her. All the time.

It was really annoying! If only they hadn't added Einhart to the show, she might've gotten to keep working with Vivio's actress instead.

And then there was Devlin's actor. Oh, god, Devlin's actor. Why the hell did they pair her character with him anyway!

"At least you're acting a character that's your age; I'm stuck being a damm twelve year old!" She was already sixteen, but she was short. And didn't have much boobage, so playing a kidlet was all she was given. Damn japanese genetics.

[identity profile] saint-sami.livejournal.com 2010-11-20 04:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Sasami couldn't help but roll her eyes at Hikari. Again with the "too old for for this role" bit.

"Well, if some people weren't more popular than others, I wouldn't have to work with a complainer like you!" she snapped. Oh, if that stupid actor who played Superman weren't around - she would have been in a better role than this! "If you don't like it, why don't you go complain?"

[identity profile] chosenlightchld.livejournal.com 2010-11-20 05:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Hikari glared over at her. "I don't see you doing anything else other than complaining!"

[identity profile] saint-sami.livejournal.com 2010-11-20 05:05 pm (UTC)(link)
"Yeah, yeah...!" she said, waving her off dismissing her before she propped her arm on her chin and began looking around randomly. "...at least you have a chance to get a bit further here..."

[identity profile] chosenlightchld.livejournal.com 2010-11-20 05:10 pm (UTC)(link)
"Yeah, if I don't quit before I get the chance," Hikari sighed, looking around as well. "They're having me be romantic with a ten-year-old kid! A ten-year-old! Kid's not even old enough to realize he's doing something at kids a bit older than him only dream of."

[identity profile] saint-sami.livejournal.com 2010-11-20 05:14 pm (UTC)(link)
"I'm pretty much doing the same thing!" Sasami said. "I don't get it with half of these people here! We're kids, we shouldn't be doing some of this!" She couldn't help but slump down.

[identity profile] chosenlightchld.livejournal.com 2010-11-20 05:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Hikari sighed. "How many times do they need to get yelled at by the censors before they stop this stupidity..."