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No More Secrets Meme

Good evening meatship, I bring you your Friday meme!

No More Secrets

1. All of your character's darkest and most embarrassing secrets, the ones that they have been holding back from the crew, are now common knowledge.

2. Since not everyone knows everyone's canon, comment with your character and a bulleted list of the things they have been holding back from the crew. These can be funny things (that time I ran around with my underwear outside my pants), embarrassing things (Little Black Book-type secrets) or the dark things they never wanted anyone to know.

3. Other characters react to these sudden revelations about your character. Will it change the way people feel about each other?

IMPORTANT: PLEASE POST WARNINGS IN THE SUBJECT LINE IF SOMETHING IN THE COMMENT IS TRIGGERY. This meme has the potential to be a lot more dramatic than our usual fare, and I want to make sure everyone is comfortable.

Muns, have fun! Characters... well, I'm not sure "fun" applies.

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So Flatscan Timmy needs help with the womens, huh?

- She had a horrible childhood. While her parents didn't exactly physically abuse her, there was a lot of emotional damage done. If she did poorly with her education, or she disobeyed them in some odd or normal way, they would punish her and lecture her, and basically, belittle her in almost every possible way. They constantly used to guilt her into doing things, and are the reason that Nura is so parental - she wants to be a better model then they ever were.

- She was constantly scared as a child of having the tracking Public Service chip being placed in the back of her skull. It constantly hung over her head. She still has nightmares about it.

- Yes, she uesd to have a crush on Starboy.

- She wants to have sex with Querl on the Calnus, the lab table, in the City, in the park, and many other places. Back home, she constantly had him on his feet, and it only feels right to have that exciting freedom with him once again.

- She believes that she may never have natural children, since her and Querl are from different alien species, and the chances of her carrying to term without a miscarriage are...

- She is slightly jealous of Supergirl. Ask her about it, and she'll punch you.

- She misses Projectra so damn much, even if they only met onboard the ship for a little while.

- She hopes that her parents weren't saved by Stacy. She knows it is an awful hope, and is terrible and horrible, but she remembers what her childhood was like and what they could do to her if they were here...and she prays that they never wake from the pods (or even were podded).

I'm down for that.

[ HECK YES ALL THE HUGGING ]

seconding with BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

- He once kissed what had to be the ugliest woman in existence. They put the French on it and everything. He was mind-controlled, dammit! It was one of the most embarrassing moments of his superhero career, and he's had a lot of embarrassing moments to choose from.

You know, I don't think I'm mad at you now, seeing that. Ugh.

1. Her mom left her when she was a baby. Her dad was sent to prison when she was around 5. Her aunt and uncle raised her for the years her dad was gone. Her uncle really didn't like her father and while the snide comments mostly went over her head she picked up on the sentiments.
2. She was born with a congenital heart defect. At 9, shortly after her dad got out of prison, she almost died. The only cardiologist who could perform the operation (in the world) was kidnapped and her dad stole super hero outfit to free the cardiologist so he could save his daughter.
3. It only took her a few months to figure out her father was Ant-Man.
4. Will always think of Iron Man as "Uncle Tony." Her father was one of Tony's good friends. Headcanon is he visited her a few times in the hospital since they both had heart conditions.
5. At the Oracle Inc. headquarters she was messing around in the basement and unlocked a very hidden program detailing an attack on Atlantis. Despite the fact that she was 11-12 at the time. She's kind of a technical genius and doesn't know it.
6. The Absorbing Android literally absorbed her inside its body and started attacking people. She was able to shut it down after her dad gave her a pep talk.
7. She spent time with the Fantastic Four while Mr. Fantastic was presumed dead. Her dad took on a temp job there. She declared that she wanted to be the Invisible Woman. She also had a huge crush on Johnny Storm. But not nearly as big as the one she had on Kristoff Vernard, Dr. Doom's adopted son. He was her first boyfriend, although they never actually told each other about their crushes. It was pretty obvious to everyone.
8. Shortly after her father joined the Avengers her mom came from out of nowhere, sued for custody of Cassie, and won solely because Cassie's father was a superhero. This happened after over a decade of no contact at all.
9. Cassie's mother and her new husband were physically abusive. Nothing severe but when they'd start arguing they would smack her hard across the face, grab her, and throw her around a little. There was a lot of yelling in that house. Because Cassie knew her relationship with her dad was unusually close she figured that this was normal and what most everyone else went through at home.
10. When she was in middle school she was held hostage by a man who'd killed his daughter. She probably would have been killed if her father and Jack of Hearts hadn't saved her. She still has nightmares about it.
11. When her father died she felt like she'd lost everything. Not only was he gone but her Avenger parent figures didn't talk to her (Tony Stark ignored her). And she couldn't stand living with her mom and step-father, especially when her step-father wasn't sympathetic about her losing her dad.
12. If she hadn't run into the Young Avengers she would have gone to try to join the Runaways. This would not have ended well.
13. She got her powers by stealing her father's pym particles and using them. Repeatedly. You could make some drug use jokes here.
14. If Billy and Teddy hadn't disappeared, she would have fought to keep Iron Lad from leaving. Fuck the timeline.
15. She was confused about her decision to join the registration side for Civil War, although she was outwardly emphatic that it was the right choice. She didn't want to fight people she considered family. She didn't think her father would want her to go to jail and she thought the whole thing was stupid. In the end she trusted Tony more than she trusted Cap but he quickly forgot about her, which made her wonder if Cap was right all along. She feels horrible about leaving her team.
16. She was kidnapped and put on display by the Puppetmaster. She would have been sold as a sex slave if Ms. Marvel hadn't freed her. Why did Ms. Marvel come there? Oh yeah, to save her sidekick. No one cared enough (including Stark) to look for and rescue her.
17. Even though he started off looking like Tony Stark and they were attacked by AIM, she enjoyed her first date with Jonas. Mainly because he kissed her at the end. That was hot. And confusing. But hot.

On the meatship
18. Always thought that everyone would remember her bursting into tears at the Meat and Greet after she podpopped and would forever think of her a sniveling brat.
19. Spent most of her time learning how to take things apart. She'd worked up to deactivating bombs. It's mentioned throughout several of her posts so I could cackle over it.
20. She felt ashamed of the fact that her dream for the Nightmare King was really similar to her old life. She wonders if she would have almost killed herself if she life continued as it was back home like she did in the dream.
21. Right before she died she realized that she loved Jonas more than Nate. She wished she hadn't ever broken up with him and hurt him but at the same time she was incredibly grateful that she got a second chance with Nate.
22. When she realized the bomb exploded she was terrified. No coming to peace with the fact that she was about to die.
23. If it weren't for her friends linefacing she would have lived in the Sensoriums with her fake dad.

Embarrassing stuff
24. She likes Taylor Swift and Britney Spears.
25. She has a thing for bad boys who are really good with gadgets. Bonus points for metal.
26. Before she got a boob growth spurt she was REALLY jealous of Kate's ample bosom.
27. Had a huge crush on Spider-Man.

Steve has the worst life ever.

- Steve's father worked for the Umbrella Corporation but was caught selling company secrets. As a result, an Umbrella strike team attacked the Burnside home.

- Steve watched his mother die from a gunshot in the head during the aforementioned incident.

- Steve and his father were imprisoned on Umbrella's Rockfort Island for well over four months, where they were starved, mistreated, and narrowly avoided being tortured to death or becoming guinea pigs for twisted experiments.

- Steve's father became a zombie and attacked Claire, forcing Steve to shoot his father in the face.

- Steve shot Alfred Ashford, causing his death.

- Steve was injected with the T-Veronica virus by Alexia Ashford, mutated into a horrible monster and tried to kill Claire on Alexia's orders. He resisted and ended up saving her life, but Alexia impaled him with one of her tentacles and he died as a result.

- After Steve's death, he was taken by Wesker and his body was used to cultivate the T-Veronica virus for sale on the black market.

- Steve, until recently, was madly in love with Claire Redfield.

- Steve is currently in love with Miku.

- Steve is a virgin and completely embarrassed/clueless about how in the hell he is to proceed from here.

- Luis knowingly worked for Los Illuminados, a terrorist organization/cult that caused the outbreak of Las Plagas in his hometown of Pueblo, Spain. The outbreak killed the entire population of the town, including Luis' grandfather and his only family member.

- As a result of his experiments and research, Las Plagas was strengthened and made more difficult to cure. It is still a black-market bioweapon used by terrorist groups. It has killed thousands of people worldwide.

- Luis blames himself for every single one of those deaths. His guilt is so great that at times he wishes he had not come back to life, and fears that he can never do enough good to make up for his sins.

- Luis betrayed Los Illuminados in the end in order to help Leon, but he was killed by the leader, Saddler, who shoved a 30 foot ~~wang~~ tentacle through Luis' chest. He fully believes he completely deserved it.

- Luis has only slept with Trudy so far, though he desperately wants to expand that list. Currently has eyes on: Pepper and Scarlet.

- He's very satisfied with his friends with benefits position with Trudy, but is stepping carefully because he's afraid she might fall for him (he's got a bit of an ego that way.)

- He actually has a bit of a crush on Scarlet, but from what he knows about her he thinks he doesn't have a chance at anything more than a one night stand with her because of his commitmentphobia.

/brofist

Nice.

1. Feldt lost her mother and father when she was just a baby. She didn't even know their names. She just knows that they were killed in an accident with some of the older Gundams.

2. Feldt wears her hair in a ponytail in honor of Christina Sierra, one of her friends who was killed in action. She used to wear her hair in pigtails but changed it once Christina died.

3. Feldt once had a huge crush on Lockon Stratos. She liked his easygoing personality and it didn't hurt that he was rather cute. She shared the secret about her parent's death with him and he shared his real name with her. When she met Lyle, Neil's twin brother, these feelings resurfaced, but she realized that Lyle wasn't Neil.

4. Feldt now has strong feelings for one Setsuna F. Seiei. She has made him promise not to die and gave him a flower as a sort of good luck charm. She's not sure how to tell him how she feels, but she'll do what she can to help him out, even if she can't fight.

- Hiccup's notebook, oh, his notebook. Aside from being his diary and being full of technical drawings and observations and drawings of things, he has so much embarrassing stuff in there. Among other things, there are:

1) Near-nude drawings of Astrid. Kinda pinup-like, but of the Viking warrior babe variety. She's seen them after nosing through, and there was a slight tiff they had over it, so he's been respectful since and not drawn his little teenage boy fantasies, but this is most definitely not common knowledge, and he'd be mortally embarrassed if people knew. He still draws her a lot in general, though, and some drawings still verge a bit on the hormonal.

2) Very hormonally-charged writing. There is sexy stuff in the writings in his notebook because that's where all his private teenage boy thoughts go and a huge proportion of those thoughts, yes, do have to do with sex. It's kinda like he gets it all out in the notebook so it doesn't occupy his thoughts too much in the day to day. Internally, he's about as perverted as many teenage boys are and has spent way, way too much time thinking--and sometimes writing about--Astrid's hips and muscular arms.

3) On the mushier, more romantic end, there are embarrassingly bad half-written "maiden-songs" (Viking love poetry) in there, that might pooossibly be about Astrid and how wonderful she is. He's really a lot more lovesick than he's let on to even her. He really, really cares about her, and they've been dating like 7-8 solid in-game months now, and he's now starting to go beyond teenage infatuation and into the first stages of falling in love. He's afraid she doesn't have the same depth of feeling for him. He writes about these worries sometimes, in between the poems.

4) Drawings of a lot of people on the ship. Yes, guys, he's been drawing a lot of you without your knowing.

- He has a horned helmet that was brought on board from home. He doesn't wear it often, but he doesn't intend to ever let go of it. It's made of half of his mother's breastplate.

- While he obviously would've preferred it never happened, a weird part of him is perversely thankful for at least one thing being abused by his fake dad on the mission taught him. Any lasting regrets or bitterness towards his father completely disappeared, because having a parent that awful made him look at his real father, and the fact that his real father loved him dearly and ultimately was willing to admit his mistakes and try to be a better father was made a lot more clear in his mind. He isn't acting like his false life didn't bother him because he's in shock or repressing it. It actually doesn't bother him, because he has healthy enough self esteem now that he can dismiss all the things Jerry tried to drill into his head as bullshit, and he's treating the whole thing as just a reminder of what a real father is like and how much Stoick loves him.

He even thinks it's slightly dysfunctional, but after going through the mission, he's actually more at peace now with his relationship with Stoick than he was before going on it. He forgives him now.

- He thinks he's going to die during the course of the war with the Ohm. He has too much catching up to do as a fighter, and he thinks he's weaker than many others on board. Oh sure, he can find a way to contribute and he's doing that, and he thinks he'll help accomplish quite a lot of good, but he thinks that a lot of the crew is going to die, and that it's highly likely he'll be one of those people that does. He's not too shaken up about it or fatalistic or anything. If he survives, great! If he dies in battle, hey, best way possible to go, right? Dying while fighting, you know, he's a Viking. That's an occupational hazard, right there. So he thinks that, but it's not a big deal. He'll enjoy his life as much as he can in the meantime, try his best to help, try his best not to die, and if it does happen, he plans to try to do it with dignity. It's actually not a bad attitude to have, because he's ready if it does happen, and if he's proven wrong, that's a great thing to be proven wrong about.

[shows him her doodles of Astrid. They aren't as good as his really artistic sketches...but hey, Astrid looks chibi and angry!]

Heh. Those are pretty good.

...Don't let her see them if you want to live.

Eh. I'm not scared.

[Here. Wait. She flips a few pages. Calnus engine. Calnus engine. Calnus engine. Calnus gears. Calnus engine... oh, here! She drew a different viking!]

You guys are a lot different than from what I've read in the history books.

The taste! There's no way of describing the taste...

Like you wouldn't believe.

None? Try. Inquiring minds want to know, Kid.

...I'm surprised Astrid didn't gut you when she found those drawings.

[Hides his face]

I think the only reason she didn't was because I'd been pre-gutted by the alien-thing. She was so grateful I was alive she decided not to kill me.

Edited 2011-01-22 09:08 (UTC)

I've actually read some books and they have a lot of things wrong. Or maybe they're just from different worlds, I guess? Like every Viking has the horned helmets where we come from, but apparently in other places, they don't have them and dress a little different.

So the viking wedding night is viewed by the entire village?

NO. No, we--we did away with that one.

Although that's just Berk. That one's still right in some other places Vikings live in our world. Berk customs are a little...different, part of why we settled away from other Vikings in the first place.

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