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the excuses get sadder and sadder

wednesday face-sucking meme!
Doin it wrong.

Here's how it works!

POST WITH YOUR CHARACTERS. One per comment usually works pretty well.
Everybody's welcome! Oldbies, newbies, people not in the game yet but thinking about it...
Other people, anon or logged in, comment with names of other characters! Or you can namedrop your own characters anonly. No one will know ;)
When you find the named character, comment to them with yours!
The command is simple: your character has to kiss them ASAP. Face-sucking is the goal, but other kinds of kisses are cool as well if it's too gross or if you have an even better idea! And no one has to do anything.
GO FORTH AND HAVE FUN, DARLINGS.

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What are you taking about?

Guess who got volunteered to kiss you.

Here's a hint, it's not Ruffnut.

...Hmm, hold on a second.

They want me to kiss my teacher, the book?

Seriously, do they dispense crystal meth before they ask these questions?

Hey, kissing apprentices hasn't historically gone well for me either... and the last one was, y'know... a little older.

I doubt you get all perverty kissing up on little girls, Overlord Zetta.

Eh, you'll probably be pretty hot in half a decade or so. Do us a favor and break the fourth wall for some of those aging candies.

Oh right, and kiss who? Most of these guys are taken or whatever.

But don't worry....I'll do the aging candy for a good reason.

Stupid memes. Well, I'm apparently not allowed to go anywhere till I get to know you better. [Sigh.]

What do you mean "Get to know me better?"

I TOLD you someone said I had to make with the liplocking with you!

Yeah, I got that, but saying "get to know you better" means something ELSE entirely.

I'm from NY, I know these things.

The hell's an NY? Besides, that would be like eight kinds of awkward. You're not my type, and by not my type, I mean not old enough to have the things my type has.

New York.

Buddy, I do not WANT to be your type even if I was older. No offense, but your ego kinda overshadows everything else;)

I EARNED my bragging rights! I'm entitled!

I didn't say you didn't earn them, just that they were a big turn off!

Oh.

Why?

You really haven't dated much, have you? Girls kinda get annoyed by that.

Not that I think you'll be getting a lot of play as a book, of course.

W-what the?! Of course I have! Girls like a strong, awesome guy!

Yeah, well, now you're a book.

So, I guess we should do this, huh?

Yyyyyyyyyup.

::shakes her head, picking up the book and totally landing a fairly good three second kiss::

There. Teacher and student shouldn't do more than that anyway.

Huh. That wasn't bad.

Of course it wasn't. You're not the only one who's awesome.

Well, you're my apprentice, of course you are!

I got way more popular than I thought.

So either I'm awesome, or its, like, pedo world here.

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