the excuses get sadder and sadder

[azora-mysta.livejournal.com]

wednesday face-sucking meme!


Here's how it works!

1. POST WITH YOUR CHARACTERS. One per comment usually works pretty well.
2. Everybody's welcome! Oldbies, newbies, people not in the game yet but thinking about it...
3. Other people, anon or logged in, comment with names of other characters! Or you can namedrop your own characters anonly. No one will know ;)
4. When you find the named character, comment to them with yours! 
5. The command is simple: your character has to kiss them ASAP. Face-sucking is the goal, but other kinds of kisses are cool as well if it's too gross or if you have an even better idea! And no one has to do anything.
6. GO FORTH AND HAVE FUN, DARLINGS.

Comments

[vissernone.livejournal.com]

Eva. Who is not thrilled about this.

[(Anonymous)]

Hmm. Billy.

He's a nice enough guy.

[hookedonhumans.livejournal.com]

Mmmhh. I suppose I'll just leave the "being bothered" part of all this to you--it should make things easier. And I suspect you would have done twice your share regardless, wouldn't you?

[vissernone.livejournal.com]

Only if I get to bite your tongue off and spit it back in your mouth, you filthy degenerate worm.

[hookedonhumans.livejournal.com]

So thirsty for blood already, and we haven't even been properly introduced....

What passion. However I find you, I must end up making a good choice.

[vissernone.livejournal.com]

You have no idea how good that choice turned out. Not to spoil the ending but: you die. Painfully.

Now get closer so we can get this over with and I can rip your nose off with my teeth.

[hookedonhumans.livejournal.com]

The warning is appreciated; I'll revise this story-in-progress with that in mind, once we're able to return to it.

[Amused at the demand, but she'll comply--and brace herself to catch Eva, if she decides to lunge once they're both in range.]

[vissernone.livejournal.com]

Good luck on that one. The Ohm made your little pet project go boom, remember? [She gestures with her hand.] Kapoof. All that hard work, Edriss. All that ambition. Oh well, it's no like you really cared about anything on Earth anyway.

[She grits her teeth and gets close, glaring the whole while, then presses her lips up to Edriss' - and bites down as hard as she can on Edriss' lower lip.]

[hookedonhumans.livejournal.com]

We will defeat them. And whether or not our worlds are restored, I will rebuild. This is merely a new beginning, not an end.

[Edriss just drinks in the rage and hatred, even the pain--one arm snakes around Eva's waist so she can close her hand around the opposite wrist, pulling them flush together and pinning both arms. The other hand moves up to fist in Eva's hair as she kisses back with equal savagery, all blood and fangs and fire.]

[vissernone.livejournal.com]

[Eva slams her heel down on Edriss' instep, then throws all her body weight forward into knocking the other woman over. She thrashes like a wild woman, wrenching her right arm to get it loose and worrying her head back and forth in a valiant attempt to rip half of Edriss' mouth off. There's no enjoyment in this for her, just hatred and violence and completely untempered, been pent-up-for-years rage. As soon as she gets her arm free she goes to gouge Edriss' right eye out.]

[kaya-waterwave.livejournal.com]

[Really, who dares you to do this? It's like kissing a relative. And how do you even explain it?]

"Uh, hey Eva."

[vissernone.livejournal.com]

"...Katara, please tell me you just came over here to discuss the weather. Because it's been very nice, lately. Humid, but what can you do?"

[kaya-waterwave.livejournal.com]

"Boy, do I wish that was the only reason I came over here, Eva. Why, what's been going on?"

[vissernone.livejournal.com]

"Humidity. Frizz. General lack of hair products. The usual. Oh, and apparently everyone who comes close ends up having to kiss each other."

[kaya-waterwave.livejournal.com]

::Katara looks at own hair, which is doing just that::

"Oh yeah. Right, about that kissing thing..."

[vissernone.livejournal.com]

I'd prefer going for the really chaste motherly night-night don't-let-the-bedbugs-bite sort of kiss. Even if those are reserved for Marco. Ten years ago.

Because I suspect we'll find new and exciting ways to express embarrassment otherwise.

[kaya-waterwave.livejournal.com]

"Works for me!" Katara said hurriedly, and gave Eva a kiss on the cheek. She thought of Eva that way anyway, but knew better than to say that aloud: it tended to give Stacy ideas.

"Besides, I figure the only person you want to kiss is your husband, right?"

[vissernone.livejournal.com]

"Hmm, that seems to have done it. Thank the heavens." She can smile at that. She's fully aware she's taken that role on with Katara, even if neither of them verbalize it. "And on days when we have garlic sauce, not even him."

[governorkang]

...hello, Eva.

[vissernone.livejournal.com]

[face, meet palm]

Hello, Kang. I promise not to tell Fonrar if you don't tell Peter. Or Marco.

[governorkang]

I'm hoping that a hug will be enough. We don't... kiss the same way you do.

[vissernone.livejournal.com]

What a relief. No, really. I am perfectly happy with hugging. Has it worked on all the other people you've probably been coerced into doing this stupid song and dance with, at least?

[governorkang]

It's mostly been them kissing me.

[He rolls his eyes and motions for her to come closer.]

[vissernone.livejournal.com]

[She does.] You know, I've always liked hugs. They have less saliva and are infinitely more sanitary because of it.

[governorkang]

[He laughs and carefully hugs her.]

I think you'd prefer our way, then.