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CHERYLE WAS HAVING MEME WITHDRAWALS SHUSH.

The Mystery Tea Meme!

How about a nice cup of tea~?

Rules:
• Post with your character(s)!
• Reply to other characters. Have your character share tea with the character they're tagging. Choose (or randomize 1 through 23) from green, jasmine, Earl Grey, Lady Grey, strawberry, mint, lemon, cherry, Chai, Oolong, chocolate, vanilla, caramel, berry, rose, English breakfast, chamomile, daffodil, thyme, Darjeeling, black, decaf, or white tea.
• They drink it.
• Both characters discover the ~~horrifying~~ effect of the tea below the cut.

1. Green tea: Makes the drinker wiser. Bear in mind that wise doesn't necessarily mean smart.

2. Jasmine tea: Turns boys girly, turns girl girlier.

3. Earl Grey tea: Drinkers of this tea can't tell anything but the truth.

4. Lady Grey tea: Drinkers of this tea can't tell anything but the lies.

5. Strawberry tea: Causes uncontrollable hiccups.

6. Mint tea: Completely flip your personality. Good is bad, bad is good, etc.

7. Lemon tea: As opposed to flipping personalities, suddenly gain someone else's personality!

8. Cherry tea: Ever saw a blushing virgin right before being deflowered? The people that drink this tea will show you how it's done.

9. Chai tea: The uncontrollable need dance, wherever you go!

10. Oolong tea: The uncontrollable need to express everything in the form of a song! It might be a song you already know, or you might find you've got a hidden talent for lyrics!

11. Chocolate tea: WARNING! Keep away from underaged children. Aftereffects may include: horniness, uncontrollable lust, more horniness, the need to take off clothes, a hoarse sexy voice, sweaty skin. (for the underage, causes uncomfortable heat, and cheesy pickup lines)

12. Vanilla tea: Causes childish innocence, kindness, love of everything alive.

13. Caramel tea: Have a little respect for your four-legged friends. Turns the drinker into an animal of the mun's choosing.

14. Berry tea: Ever wondered what it was like to be the opposite gender? You didn't? Too bad! Turns boys to girls and vice versa, complete with all the appropriate parts.

15. Rose tea: For the love of all that is good and shoujo, will the drinkers of this tea stop sparkling so melodramatically?

16. English breakfast tea: Not only will the drinker be more arrogant, snobbish and better than you, but they will also voice it. Loudly. Narcissism is encouraged. So is slapping them back to their senses.

17. Chamomile tea: This tea will calm you down to the point of apathy and sloth. Don't bother leaving bed, it's not even worth it.

18. Daffodil tea: SUCH A CALM TEA AT FIRST SIGHT BUT WHAT ABOUT WHEN IT MAKES YOU TALK IN CAPSLOCK?

19. Thyme tea: Suddenly your clothes don't seem to fit so well... adult drinkers of this tea will be deaged to childhood. Child drinkers will be aged to adulthood.

20. Darjeeling tea: Causes the drinker to suffer severe delusions. They might just start to think they're the Queen of England, or a tree, or any number of things. I suggest you take videos for posterity and blackmail.

21. Black tea: Causes blindness.

22. Decaf tea: .. Sleep, who needs sleep?

23. White tea: Grants X-ray vision.

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Nokosi pointed a now-shapely finger at the 'man' before him, "You! Why are you a female now? It's very fitting like that but still." Nope, not helping the situation at all, here.

Billy yelped, looking down at himself and seeing breasts. Not as large as Ronnie's, but sizable enough to be uncomfortable. He turned slightly away from Nokosi, peeking under his ill-fitting clothes to confirm it. His lower anatomy, most unsettlingly, had also changed.

"It's highly probable that a chemical in the tea transformed us," he started to say in that high voice, turning to face Nokosi, "but I know of no such chemical."

He would just ignore the 'very fitting' comment and pray that Ronnie didn't come along.

Nokosi was far less appropriate in observing his changes and began squeezing his own chest as the boy-turned-girl explained, a perplexed look on his face.

"Neither do I- oh, except for Volatile Life mixed with a few parts Azshara's Veil," he mumbled, distractedly.

Billy flushed a little, looking away and brushing his longer hair behind his ear. That was crude behavior, but Nokosi's new form was rather attractive. He was strongly tempted to explore his own new body, out of scientific inquiry, of course, but this was far too public a setting.

"You've worked with similar problems as an alchemist? Then is it possible to reverse the effect?"

This was really weird, even for him. He sighed, letting them go and looking up to the embarrassed girl. "It's not an illusion," he lamented. He was not looking forward to having to relearn how to shoot a bow and maintain balance if this turned out to be a permanent situation.

"I have. The potion I mentioned makes you look like someone else- male or female. It has a very short duration, though and I haven't yet figured out how to extend that duration either. It would have worn off by now if it were that."

And Billy would have to relearn how to fight. Fantastic. But he wasn't too worried yet: the situation had to be reversible. He huffed, walking closer---okay, that was definitely getting in the way. He would need a bra as soon as possible.

"Then I'll run some tests, taking in whatever knowledge I can about other methods of producing this effect. There will be a way to reverse it."

Run. There was no way he could run like this. And Fontaine...if that wolf saw them now, he'd be trying to nuzzle up on them and cuddle; especially with as bra-less as they were now. Not that he could exactly blame him; female Billy was so...so...adorable, exceptionally so, all red-faced.

"Usually there always is a way, unless it was a cursed item." He retrieved the empty cup and turned it over in his hands. Who would make a cursed mug anyways? "If it's magic I can probably counter it with a potion, elixir or dispel the effect." Then again, it could be some strange disease, too.

"Then let's work on it," Billy insisted, grabbing Nokosi's hand and dragging them off to the personal mini-lab he'd built in the house. "I don't want to be in this state any longer than necessary."

Oh, it was indeed a very good thing that Fontaine wasn't there. That would confuse Billy so much. "I have a test that should take about a half hour to process automatically."

And he grabs a teabag, flipping the switches and pushing it inside.

A lab? A surefire way to divert his attention. Sure he had his own portable alchemy lab in his own home, but this was different. He quickly set about looking into things, rubbing and prodding them and desperately resisting the urge to press any buttons. One hand was tugging at the waistband on his pants. Stupid hips- they made his pants uncomfortably tight,

"I think Ronnae would flush to full red while laughing about it," Nokosi said off-handedly, trying to guess why the Billy was in such a hurry.

"I'd rather she didn't see this," Billy admitted in a rush, quickly starting the test. "It shouldn't need that much attention, now we just need to wait."

And try to get comfortable. Luckily Billy's feminine hips weren't that big, but he did notice Nokosi's discomfort. "Should we do something about our clothes?"

"It's really annoying," he stated. Who would have ever figured this could possibly be a downside to wearing close-fitting clothing for deftness purposes? At least the potion of illusions duplicated all the other person's clothing.

"We can just borrow some clothes from Ronnae," he murmured, heading to the exit of the lab.

"Are you sure she wouldn't mind?" Billy hurried after Nokosi, eventually getting frustrated enough to cross his arms over his chest to hold it down.

"Positive." He wiggled, trying to struggle out of his ill-fitting top as they approached her bedroom. As soon as they were there he peeled himself out of the pants, too and tossed them both in the hamper.

Nokosi walked over to her closet in all his nakedness and slid the door open. "She would never turn down a friend in need. Even in an odd situation like this." Clearly he had no shame. He always regarded the feeling with curious interest when he saw others effected by it, but had no real use for the feeling himself.

"If I have to, I'll explain it to her later." He sincerely hoped he wouldn't have to.

Billy was very thankful that he was looking at Nokosi from behind. He couldn't exactly close his eyes without falling, but at least he only had to see the back of the topless female Nokosi.

Once they reached the room and his companion stripped completely, Billy turned away, but not before catching an eyeful. Wow. Thank goodness that's not Nokosi's real form, or Ronnie would have some serious competition.

He was sure that his new body wasn't nearly as attractive, but he didn't mind. He'd just wait for Nokosi to move and then approach the closet.

Nokosi pulled out the first things he saw. A tank top and some shorts; he was never particularly picky about clothing after all. A minute later clothing covered his form though, to his eternal displeasure, still without undergarments.

From hearsay the elf was wise enough to know that rummaging through her or any woman's undergarments and wearing them to boot was a very, very bad idea, regardless of situation. The last thing he needed was a broken nose and a concussion.

"That sounds like it would be extremely..." he clicked his tongue against the roof of his mouth, trying to think of the word he needed. "Ah...'awkward' for someone like you to explain to her."

"It would be extremely awkward," Billy emphasized, stepping up to the closet. He managed to find a similar outfit, though it would be somewhat loose on him---he wasn't as curvaceous as the others. "But I'd owe her the honesty."

Regardless, he started by pulling his shirt off and tearing it into a strip. It was replaceable, and he really needed to bind himself if he was going to be doing any serious exercise.

Doing so in front of Nokosi wasn't exactly ideal, but he was reluctant to wander off on his own.

He respectfully turned his head, already knowing that just because he didn't mind didn't mean others shared his same views. He picked up one of Ronnae's many engineering books up from the bed. It had the Goblin and Gnome on it; his favorite.

"Well," Nokosi started, opening the book. "As terribly cute and adorable as it is to watch either of you blushing, embarrassed and fumbling over your words," his tone of voice held a smile within.

"If we need to tell her, it would probably be easier for me. It wouldn't bother me in the slightest. I'm always honest," he added. He'd never had a reason to lie, even for the tiniest of white lies. He was sure it was probably the best and worst thing about him.

Billy appreciated the privacy immensely, really he did. He stepped out of his remaining clothes and looked for a long moment in the mirror. Somehow it felt more real this way.

He pulled the shorts over his hastily-tied underwear, sitting down on the bed to fumble with the bindings. It was a shame he hadn't thought to buy a bra in the event that his body switched sexes someday.

"Her knowing would still bother me," he blushed, "but I guess that would be the best choice. Thank you."

"If it bothers you I won't mention anything unless she asks," he murmured under his breath, seemingly reading the book in hand.

"I'm honest but I'm not going to just blurt out everything I know because I know it. Besides," he reasoned, flipping a page. "I've run around with her as her. It's not exactly the same but she didn't mind then, either."

It was an attempt to calm Billy's nerves; one that may or may not have worked.

Billy appreciated that too, murmuring a 'Thanks' as he finally managed to tie some form of binding around himself and pull a shirt on.

"I see...wait, you took on Ronnie's form? What was that like?"

Curiosity strikes again, sending him into places he shouldn't be.

"It was odd trying to balance myself in trees, being so top-heavy." He closed the book slightly but didn't look up, in the case that Blilly was still changing. "And drowning in clothing. Completely inefficient for someone with my skill set, though the clothes rustled amazingly."

"Since I wasn't actually her I still had my pathetic strength in comparison, even if I retained most of my agility. And I so wanted to punch a hole through a wall, too," the elf lamented.

"But we looked just alike; most of the non-magical members of the family couldn't tell us apart unless they asked me something only she would know. It's easy enough to mimic anyone's mannerisms when you watch them long enough."

Billy ducked his head a little, imagining Ronnie like that. "That's really remarkable. I'm sure you were excellent at it, given how much attention you pay to her."

He noticed Nokosi averting his eyes and shook his head. "You can look, I'm decent."

"I'd like to think so. People watching is a hobby, after all." Nokosi raised his head and smiled earnestly at the 'woman' near him.

"It was very fun in the least; acting in a way that is completely opposite of how I normally am. I can see the appeal from that perspective."

Nokosi folded his now-dainty hands over each other on top of the book, "Though with my outlook on life, I think if I were stuck as a woman, I would be considered a nosy, cold-hearted, ditz." He laughed but it came out as light and musical compared to the usual deep sound.

Billy shrugged, stretching his slender arms over his head. "I can see the appeal. If we could safely reverse the effect whenever we wanted to, I might even consider experimenting."

Did Nokosi really see it that way? "There are plenty of people who match that description," Billy pointed out, listening to the odd-sounding laugh (though his own was just as odd now). "If anything, I'd likely be considered the impossible-to-talk-to and homely nerd."

"There are! Very hard to talk to, though. I have fun being me- there's just something to say about a woman who never seems like they care either way. From what I've observed, it's taken very differently when based on gender."

"No one cares if a man comes off as impassive. But suddenly you're a 'cold-hearted, thoughtless, bitch', when you're a woman." He shrugged. It was safe to assume he probably overheard that in Stormwind, too.

"It's odd, but I suppose it also has to do with cultural differences. No one would bat an eye if a Night Elven woman was like that on Teldrassil. Very different for Humans, Gnomes and Worgen."

"But," he folded his legs underneath him on the bed and cradled his hands between them. "I don't think you give yourself enough credit. I think you would be less impossible to talk to and more 'charmingly awkward', like you usually are. Leagues away from being homely, though I have no idea what a 'nerd' is."

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Terrible question to ask, LOL. I sowwy.

Re: Terrible question to ask, LOL. I sowwy.

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