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Lord-Governor Kang ([personal profile] governorkang) wrote in [community profile] insertmeathere2011-03-11 08:39 pm
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FRIDAY MEME totally stolen from [livejournal.com profile] preconceive


TFLN MEME
TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT


» post your character
» respond to other characters as if yours is texting them
» feel free to assume they've all probably had a very wild night
» thread away! ALSO NOTIFS ARE STILL DOWN FOR A BUNCH OF PEOPLE JUST SAYING.
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I can't help it.

[identity profile] vissernone.livejournal.com 2011-03-12 03:05 am (UTC)(link)
I snuck some safety equipment into your wallet. Party safe! How do I make the heart with the letters?
livestoannoy: (Hey!)

1/4

[personal profile] livestoannoy 2011-03-12 03:14 am (UTC)(link)
Mom. I told you this the last time. I can get my own!
livestoannoy: (Sorry?)

2/4

[personal profile] livestoannoy 2011-03-12 03:15 am (UTC)(link)
And the heart's <3, remember?
livestoannoy: (Why yes I'm going to be sarcastic)

3/4

[personal profile] livestoannoy 2011-03-12 03:16 am (UTC)(link)
But don't make heart smileys while you're talking about condoms.
livestoannoy: (Ax they're everyone's minutes)

4/5

[personal profile] livestoannoy 2011-03-12 03:16 am (UTC)(link)
In fact, don't talk about condoms at all.
livestoannoy: (Okay are you nuts?)

5/5

[personal profile] livestoannoy 2011-03-12 03:16 am (UTC)(link)
Seriously, just don't. (I can't use ones given to me by my MOTHER.)

Re: 5/5

[identity profile] vissernone.livejournal.com 2011-03-12 03:21 am (UTC)(link)
Why not? They're perfectly good. I got a nice brand and everything with all the special features.

<3

<3

<3 <3 <3
livestoannoy: (Ax they're everyone's minutes)

1/2

[personal profile] livestoannoy 2011-03-12 03:24 am (UTC)(link)
No, I can't, because that's just eew.

Re: 1/2

[identity profile] vissernone.livejournal.com 2011-03-12 03:32 am (UTC)(link)
I spent perfectly good money on those condoms. I'm just trying to protect you, guagua. <3 <3 <3
Edited 2011-03-12 03:35 (UTC)

[identity profile] vissernone.livejournal.com 2011-03-12 03:40 am (UTC)(link)
Better than herpes, buster.

<3
livestoannoy: (Ax they're everyone's minutes)

[personal profile] livestoannoy 2011-03-12 03:45 am (UTC)(link)
mom i have my own u dont need 2 buy me mor

[identity profile] vissernone.livejournal.com 2011-03-12 03:54 am (UTC)(link)
But I thought you were so popular with the ladies.
livestoannoy: (Okay are you nuts?)

[personal profile] livestoannoy 2011-03-12 03:58 am (UTC)(link)
y do u wnt 2 tlk so much abt my sex life. y.
livestoannoy: (...Dude)

2/2

[personal profile] livestoannoy 2011-03-12 03:25 am (UTC)(link)
And stop spamming me with hearts!

Re: 2/2

[identity profile] vissernone.livejournal.com 2011-03-12 03:32 am (UTC)(link)
What does this have to do with Spam?

<3 <3 <3 <3
Edited 2011-03-12 03:35 (UTC)
livestoannoy: (Okay maybe you have a point)

PRETEND EVERYTHING ABOVE WAS REALLY IN TEXTSPEAK TOO

[personal profile] livestoannoy 2011-03-12 03:41 am (UTC)(link)
mom i alredy told u last wk when u wanted 2 knw y that nijerian prince kept emailing u

[identity profile] vissernone.livejournal.com 2011-03-12 03:44 am (UTC)(link)
He was very persistent. But since I'm not trying to scam you and I'm not a Russian robot, I don't see what <3 has to do with spam.

<3 <3 <3 Te amo mi bebe <3 <3 <3 xoxoxo <3
livestoannoy: (Yeah I'm definitely onto you)

1/2

[personal profile] livestoannoy 2011-03-12 03:50 am (UTC)(link)
tats wat a rushin bot wuld say
livestoannoy: (Well this sucks)

2/2

[personal profile] livestoannoy 2011-03-12 03:51 am (UTC)(link)
i am nevr tlng u how 2 do an emoticon eva again

Re: 2/2

[identity profile] vissernone.livejournal.com 2011-03-12 03:58 am (UTC)(link)
Hey guagua, guess how many texts we get on our cell plan. Guess.

UNLIMITED.

Unlimited ways to say I love you! <3 <3 <3 <4 <3 beso beso <3 <3 <3 xoxo
livestoannoy: (...Oh crap)

[personal profile] livestoannoy 2011-03-12 04:01 am (UTC)(link)
sry cell battrees r low gtta go bye
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