Julian Keller (
telekinetic_badass) wrote in
insertmeathere2011-06-04 01:13 am
I want to tell the world!

I JUST HAD SEX, THE MEME
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Lovingly stolen from

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And...maybe, though I have to admit I'm not nearly as good at it with my actual body, I'm afraid. Having only a sliver of a tongue really limits the things you can do in that department.
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Tongues aren't everything. You're beautiful and fun and expressive, and I like you! What else matters?
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Ah, the return of that paladin charm. Keep it up and I might become spoiled by it, Mr. Gladespring.
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I guess you wouldn't have much chance to do things personally given that you can't be around too many people, but... why not take advantage of the option now while you can? And if you would allow me the honors, why, I would be pleased beyond measure to flatter you both in words and action to your heart's content.
(I'm pretty sure that after that little mental boot-knocking you're on a first-name basis with me though!)
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As far as first names go, I'll just let you know that my ex-girlfriend also referred to me as 'Mindfuck' through our (highly tumultuous) relationship! Maybe one day (unless I accidentally let it slip, that is).
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Really no offense meant, it was just his impression, after what she'd done and things she'd said to him previously. And all that came with it was a desire to help and be strong for her. Because it seemed like she'd never had someone to do that for her, and he thought that was a sad thing (and terrible idiocy on the part of anyone who had seen her without seeing her, as it were.
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As you can probably guess, it stems from the nature of my abilities and my history with them. I can almost always be in control of any situation, given the person I'm communicating with isn't crazy, delusional, has a psi-shield, comparable powers or a kludge mind. It's just a teensy (a lot) bit of a struggle to make sure I don't abuse that on any given chance.
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But I'm willing to guess that if you feel yourself slipping a little, you can catch yourself within eight seconds or so?
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Eight seconds, though. That's pretty specific; any reason why?
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And because I can be entirely immune to anything for eight seconds, including potential slips from you! So you don't have to worry about something going wrong.
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Ha, well I promise (really!) that I probably won't try to test the limits of that in any way. Probably. Though I don't worry (much) about it regardless. I prune behavioral trees that lead down to actions like that.
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Her tone was teasing and, more than that, filled with amusement.
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He was every bit as playful in return, but don't think for a second he didn't mean it. Even if the mountains part was meant in a very naughty euphemistic way.
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You take these things very seriously, don't you? With all the dedication and perseverance you usually reserve for your job? Impressive to say the least, Mr. Do-Good.
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(Oh my) You're terrible but I'm sure you know that.
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I've got to keep you on your toes, don't I?
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