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[telekinetic_badass]

I JUST HAD SEX, THE MEME

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Comments

[encourage]

[ eyebrow quirk ]

I only do things because I want to. If I can spitefully put a kink in someone else's day at the same time, good for me.

[ and a slight frown ]

And just to head it off, no, not that kind of kink.

[ POINTING DON'T YOU EVEN DARE ]

[livestoannoy]

You know if you want, we could put another kink in their day. [griiiin]

[beat]

Not what kind of kink? [see this? Marco is looking perfectly innocent! Innocent, I tell you!]

[encourage]

Oh, really?

[ sliiiiding back on the bed. crawlin' on over. so not what he thinks it's about, but still: looking him over, then deliberately running a hand over the planes of his chest aaaaaand hooking it around the back of his neck. ]

Good.

[ she smiles. ]

You just volunteered to come with!

[ YANKS TOWARD HER laskjdf alksjdflasdf ]

[livestoannoy]

[Have some more smirking, cause Marco was pretty sure they were going for round two--

--wait.

This was not the direction he was expecting. (Why were they leaving the bed?!)]

What? Aren't we...come with where?!

[encourage]

[ Either because wall sex is more exciting, she wants a round in the shower, or he just got landed in the make Analog choke team of two.

Considering the first two require he have something like luck, bets should be on the third. ]

You're a smart boy -- I'm sure you can guess!

[livestoannoy]

[Please can it be one of the first two? Pretty please?]

You know, here's an idea. Let's not go anywhere! We can stay here instead. I like staying here. Can we stay here?

[encourage]

[ Nope, monkey boy, it cannot. Sucks to be you! ]

Ah, but we've built up momentum, and momentum? Is a terrible thing to waste. Come on, she's still got to be hanging around complaining near the obs deck.

[livestoannoy]

Or we could use the momentum for something else! Like more sex. I'm pretty sure we can use momentum for sex. I vote we use it for sex.

[encourage]

[ Does he entirely fail to understand the finer points of planning YES HE DOES! Sakura waves her other hand dismissively. ]

No, no, sex can be later. [ VINDICTIVE SPITE IS FIRST ON HER AGENDA ] We've got a schedule we're working against, so this momentum? Keeps going this way.

[ oh. wait. other point. ]

Nice to have you back to mostly normal, by the way.

[livestoannoy]

So there will be sex later? [ZEROING IN ON THAT POINT] Can I have that in writing?

Hey, what do you mean mostly?!

[encourage]

[ lmfao blatantly ignoring the first part ]

You're shorter.

[ fact. 8) ]

[livestoannoy]

WHAT?!

[encourage]

You haven't noticed we're at eye level now?

[livestoannoy]

We were at eye level before!

...Right?

[encourage]

[ She shakes her head. ]

Nope. You were taller. [ Holds a hand over her head YEAH LIKE... ONE INCH OKAY whatever he's the one with the short problems it's a perfectly respectable height really guys are ridiculous ]

Not by much, but you were taller.

[livestoannoy]

But I still had like, growing room, right? Like I could totally just get an extra growth spurt. [SHUT UP SAKURA THIS IS IMPORTANT]

[encourage]

Do you want my professional opinion or the one that'll make you feel better?

[livestoannoy]

Can't they both be the same thing?

[encourage]

Congratulations, Marco, you're going to live.

[ aka yes sometimes they can ]

[livestoannoy]

Gee, thanks. I totally couldn't have figured that out on y own. At all. [hello sarcasm]

[encourage]

I was trying to find something both opinions would work for.

[ tugs along come ooon we're almost theeeeeeeere ]

You're not really going to be "tall," Marco. You'll fill out, but if you need to tower over people to feel important, start hanging out with dwarves.

[livestoannoy]

I'd settle for just not being short. [sulk]

[encourage]

You're over five feet tall. You're not short.

[ such an eyeroll WHATEVER SULK AND WALK it's all good sort of

also belated realization looking down at herself, then over at him









they are way under-dressed for this mission


























WHATEVER THE SHOW MUST GO ON??? ]

[livestoannoy]

Yeah, by like, two inches. That's short.

[WELL YOU'RE THE ONE THAT INSISTED ON LEAVING. If they'd gone with Marco's plan they wouldn't have had to worry about wondering around the ship with hardly any clothes on!]

[encourage]

[ No, because his plan would have had them naked. ]

What's so good about being tall anyway?

[ Oh man was that someone walking up the hall? DUDUDU totally pretending this is... normal..... subtly trying to hurry about SOB NOT AS PLANNED ]