nothing good can come from this

[appletastic]

The Anonymous Personal Ads Meme!

How it works!

1. Post as your character!
2. Other characters draft a personal advertisement for yours! Do this any way you'd like to, but it's more fun if you post anonymously.
3. Have fun disputing the claims/guessing who wrote the ads/correcting for accuracy/general shenanigans!

Comments

[governorkang]

[What the hell is wrong with some of the people on this ship.]

Sarah Kerrigan

[aboutthatevac]

Daimon Hellstrom

[birthmural]

Re: Howard Bassem

[(Anonymous)]

Howard has been making more friends, and he even expressed interest in physical attraction recently. He is very resourceful, and exercises often. If you choose to date him, please inform his friends if you are thinking of breaking up with him later, as he seems to be under the impression that breakups require leaving rattlesnakes in your former companion's mailbox.

[(Anonymous)]

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[morphitudinous]

True, I should've been paying closer attention. No two...unique typing styles are the same, of course.

Cassie Lang

[staturity]

Sirius Black

[grimbiker]

Re: Punchy

[(Anonymous)]

Do you enjoy listening to endless hours of screeching, pounding dissonance? Can you decipher thick, nonsensical dialects? Do you have your own room?

Then please come and collect your new roommate.

[(Anonymous)]

Really.

[(Anonymous)]

Addendum: Must display interest in wearing animal-themed costumes.

Re: Punchy

[(Anonymous)]

I'm more than I appear to be. My words might be hard to read or understand, so maybe we should meet in person first! I love wrapping my head around programming, and I'm always ready to have a good time.

Wanda Maximoff

[hexyeah]

[(Anonymous)]

I do not always get along with others. If you're well read, if you're intelligent, if you can get things done without complaint, you might have a chance. A slim one, mind. But I'm worth the wait.

Re: Tim Drake/Red Robin

[(Anonymous)]

Do you prefer cats to dogs? Do you like dates full of awkward silences? Do you plan on never getting called back and possibly being widowed at an early age? Then do I have the boy for you! Tim Drake is intelliget, thoughtful and dedicated...to his work. It's the most low-maintenance relationship ever!

Karis Needleteeth

[teethofneedles.livejournal.com]

Ildraniath

[futureisclear.livejournal.com]

Asuka Langley Soryu

[redheadcarrier.livejournal.com]

Mai

[knifeurrib.livejournal.com]

[battorch]

While I appreciate the veiled compliments, I'm not sure that was entirely appropriate. Or necessary.

[battorch]

... Zouichi.

Re: Punchy

[masterofnun.livejournal.com]

Hi jackwagon.

[(Anonymous)]

I think I'm a rather swell person. Brilliant, actually. So you'd best be just as brilliant if you'd like to be mine.

Candidates must enjoy motorcycles. Really, really enjoy them.

[(Anonymous)]

Which part in particular? Or was it just all of it?

Re: Karis Needleteeth

[(Anonymous)]

Single dead female seeks other dead females because breathers suck. Must be tough and able to take criticism, but game for good times. Ideal dates include blowing crap up and building helicopters.