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>[Throw something at him.]

_{[Asuka hurls a random sandal at Braniac.]}

Oh, shut up!

[Brainiac 5 used Forcefield. Your attack was blocked.]

Why do you do things like that?

> [What are you talking about?]
> [Because I hate stupid people like you.]
> [Throw more things until he leaves.]
> [Speculate if it's possible for him to stick it in.]

>[What are you talking about? ~~And speculate if he can stick it in.~~]

Do things like what?

React violently to anything you dislike.

> [Hit him and insist you're not violent!]
> [Insult him.]
> [Combine A and B!]
> [Investigate if he can stick it in.]

>[Combine A and B! ~~With part of D.~~]

I am not violent, you jerk!

_[Slap!]

_{[Oh God, she just slapped metal.]}

Ow! Ow! Ow!

...what exactly were you expecting to happen? Not to mention that pretty much proves my point.

[Siiiigh] Is your hand badly hurt?

> [No! This is nothing! oh god the pain]
> [S-shut up!]
> [Find something else to hit him with other than your hand.]
> [Speculate what being made of metal means about sticking it in. ..and if he's like a Ken doll down there.]

>[No! This is nothing! _{oh god the pain} S-shut up!]

No! It's fine!

_{[She winces clutching at her hand.]}

And shut up! I don't need your help!

You realise if you have inadvertently broken something and don't get it looked at, it'll only get worse.

> [I wouldn't break something on your stupid face!]
> [Fine, I guess you can look.]
> [Hold still while I get my Eva and squash you like a tin can.]
> [Kick him out an air lock.]

>[Combine A and B to make myself feel better.]

I wouldn't break something on your stupid face!

..._{but I guess you can look.}

_{[Grumbles and holds out her hand for examination.]}

[He juuust manages not to smirk]

Thank you.

[Takes her hand and his eyes light up purple as he scans it]

Nothing too badly damaged. Just some bruising.

> [Yank hand back and insult him.]
> [Blush like a virginal schoolgirl.]
> [Challenge him to an arm wrestling match.]
> [Cop a feel.]

>[Yank hand back and insult him while blushing like a virginal school-girl (which she is).]

_[Yanks!]

Well, thanks for nothing, you overgrown tin can!

_{[And yes, she is blushing a nice shade of red.]}

I thought you'd prefer not to be injured.

...and why are you blushing?

> [Ask him if he's stupid.]
> [Deny everything.]
> [Change the topic!]
> [Scream that you need an adult.]

>[Deny everything!]

I am not blushing, you stupid calculator wanna-be!

_{[She totally is. B|]}

Fine. Then why is all the blood rushing to your face?

And I'm not a calculator wanna-be, broccoli boy, or any other name you might come up with for me! My name is Brainiac 5!

> [Keep denying it and insulting him! It's working so far!]
> [Give in and explain.]
> [Tell him he'll understand when he's older.]
> [Declare that you have better things to do and leave.]

[ooc: asdfgjh why is this so cute? XD]

>[Keep denying it and insulting him! It's working so far!]

It isn't!

_{[Maybe if she denies it long enough it won't be happening.]}

Fine. What kind of stupid name is Braniac Five, anyway?

_{(( I don't know, but it's awesome. xD ))}

So your face turns red for some other reason? [SMIRKING SO DAMN MUCH]

It's my name. I'm the fifth in the Brainiac line, so Brainiac 5.

> [Say that doesn't explain anything.]
> [Find something to wipe that smirk off his face with.]
> [Dating Sim tried and true Shut-Up Kiss!]
> [Spam Flee.]

[[ It really is. XD ]]

>[Dating Sim tried and true Shut-Up Kiss!]

_[Kissu~]

_{[[ Man, I ship it now, after he dies. :|]]}

.............!

[404 ERROR. RESTARTING...]

> [Well that worked better than I thought! Keep going!]
> [Call him an idiot and leave, thereby ensuring he's confused for all eternity.]
> [Mutter something about idiots who get killed too soon.]
> [Stick it- tell him you don't do that kind of thing on the first date.]

[[ asdghl saaaaaaaaame. WTF, brain. D| ]]

>[Mutter something about idiots who get killed too soon.]

_{[TOTALLY ACTING CASUAL AFTER THAT. Totally casual. Not at all flustered or flushed or anything.]}

...

_[Mutters.]

_{You just had to go and get yourself killed, didn't you?}

_{[[ God, I know. There's always the crack-comm, I guess. |D; ]]}

[Blinking in confusion, he's still trying to figure out what exactly happened]

...I didn't exactly do it on purpose.

I didn't realise it bothered you.

> [Deny that it was upsetting.]
> [Claim that you're fine, but it totally upset others and he should feel bad.]
> [Call him an idiot and leave.]
> [Tell him he should get you something to eat.]

[[ Yes. \o/ Though I sort of wished this had happened BEFORE epic death. D| ]]

>[Claim that you're fine, but it totally upset others and he should feel bad.]

I'm fine! _{Maybe I regret not talking to you more.}

It's everyone else that's so upset! You should be worried about them!

_{[[ I know. ;-; ]]}

Edited 2009-11-18 09:39 (UTC)

I know and I am. I've apologised, but there isn't much else I can do, I'm afraid.

...did you kiss me just now?

> [DENY EVERYTHING.]
> [Make up a reason for it.]
> [Tell him yes, but that it was so bad you'd rather pretend it never happened.]
> [Create a distraction or change the topic!]

> [Make up a reason for it.]

...yes! But I just did it so you would shut up!

_{[Oh god, she is going to die of embarrassment.]}

...Oh. [Looking vaguely disappointed]

Wait. To make me stop asking about why you were blushing, you... kissed me? Wouldn't that just make the situation more embarrassing?

> [Reiterate you'd never consider it otherwise.]
> [Ignore the question and talk about something else.]
> [Call him more names in the hopes of distracting him.]
> [All of the above!]

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Apparently Asuka is channeling Cassie. :|a

Except with better luck. XD

Apparently so. xD

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