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THE DATING SIM MEME

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♥Each responder should supply a list of four options for them to choose from♥
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♥Alternatively, just post four options and see who responds!♥
♥YAAAAAAAAAY♥

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[He points at himself with a thumb.] Drafted, yo. I didn't volunteer for this bullshit.

>[Doesn't change anything.]
>[That's the only sign of intelligence I've seen out of you.]
>[What, you wanted to let humanity get wiped out?]
>[Maybe the guys in charge were too. What then?]

>[Doesn't change anything.]

Like that changes anything. You were still in the army.

Okay lemme rephrase that: Anybody who wants to be in the army is an idiot.

>[You're an ass, Grif.]
>[So wanting to protect humanity makes you an idiot.]
>[Why am I still arguing with you about this?]
>[Change the subject.]

>[So wanting to protect humanity makes you an idiot.]

So wanting to protect humanity, and hold off the whole extinction thing, makes you an idiot.

A brave idiot.

I mean, I know there will always be other people who will do it so I don't have to. So why would I want to?

>[You're an ass, Grif.]
>[That makes sense. Sadly.]
>[So does that make you a cowardly idiot, or you going to say "I was drafted" again?]
>[And what if there aren't any?]

>[And what if there aren't any?]

So what if everybody who was brave got killed trying to look out for all the cowards, huh?

Well, then we're screwed. [shrug]

>[What, just like that?]
>[...]
>[What would you do?]
>[There's got to be something you would fight for.]

>[What, just like that?]

What, that's it? Just like that? Let aliens kill everybody?

Well, if all the people that can fight are dead what are the rest of us supposed to do?

>[This is why you need to learn to fight.]
>[Do something besides just roll over and die!]
>[Yeah, you're right, you probably couldn't even stop one alien if you tried.]
>[This is one of the reasons why you were in that canyon.]

>[Do something besides just roll over and die!]

..How about doing something? Get a gun! Hell, get a rock, hit one in the head!

How long do you seriously think that would last, Tex?

>[Okay, not very long.]
>[But at least you'd be doing something.]
>[This is why we need an army.]
>[I hate it when you make sense and are wrong at the same time.]

>[But at least you'd be doing something.]

It'd be doing something. Besides, would you rather die on your feet, or getting shot like a fish in a barrel?

We'd still die. What difference does it make anyway?

...This is really fucking depressing.

>[What is your problem?]
>[It doesn't matter to you?]
>[Yes. Yes it is.]
>[Only because of you.]

>[It doesn't matter to you?]

The whole thing with being what's left of our world and stuck on a meatship is depressing. You should be used to it by now.

So does going out fighting not matter to you?

Well it doesn't matter if you're dead, does it?
And besides. Just in case you didn't catch it? I didn't really like anybody from our world much.

>[Don't you have any pride?]
>[Maybe what you did could help somebody else.]
>[What about your family/your sister?]
>[What about Simmons?]

>[What about Simmons?]

What, you don't even miss Simmons? I thought you'd be bored without him to bug.

Why do you think I'm arguing with you?

>[Just be glad I can't kill you, smartass.]
>[Because you have a deathwish?]
>[I don't know, you tell me.]
>[Because you have some false hope you can win.]

>[I don't know, you tell me.]

I don't know; you tell me. If I had to guess, I'd say it's because you're too dumb to quit.

I thought we already went over this. I'm bored and you can't hurt me.

>[Not yet anyway.]
>[Go find somebody else to annoy.]
>[Is that all you know how to do when you're bored?]
>[*exasperated sigh*]

>[Not yet anyway.]

Not yet, anyway. I can wait.

...Do you have a plan?

>[Yes.]
>[Not yet.]
>[Say something ominous but noncommittal]
>[It's only a matter of time before you need your armor again.]

>[Not yet.]

Not yet. I'm still deciding on where I'm gonna punch you.

You'll feel it too, remember. [Nervous though.]

>[It will be worth it.]
>[Not if I jump fast enough.]
>[You still have a chance to make me change my mind.]
>[You're such a big baby.]

>[You're such a big baby.]

You're acting like a big baby. First? You have it coming. Second? You need to learn to take a punch.

Hitting people isn't nice.

>[Newsflash, Grif. Neither am I.]
>[It's effective!]
>[You don't seem to complain when other people get hit.]
>[You're derailing the argument.]