Meatshipping!

[azora-mysta.livejournal.com]

Soooo. Pairings. Threesomes. Platonic relationships.

Who's going to hook up on trans_9? Who gets together in your fantasies? What absolutely unworkable crack pairing do you giggle about?

List 'em here. And who knows, maybe we can play around a bit in this post. ;)

Comments

[hawkelf.livejournal.com]

They'd snark each other to death! :D

[asluciferfell.livejournal.com]

Madame, I am not a bicycle.

[hawkelf.livejournal.com]

Sir, have you seen fandom? You may be no official boy on the barricade, but you are certainly a bicycle.

[asluciferfell.livejournal.com]

...

Someone, please kill all fanfiction writers.

[hawkelf.livejournal.com]

At least I can't find the Joly/Javert.

[asluciferfell.livejournal.com]

...

[azora-mysta.livejournal.com]

...well, after y'all spammed my inbox I realized I forgot to list mine! Here goes:

I stalk Brainy/Kara, of course. You two are doing an awesome job.
Seconding the cute Cybil/Picard too. I don't know much about a lot of these ships, but I'm trying to pick it up. Promise.

As for my characters...

Billy/Wrench. His inventin's all he needs to be happy. Yeah, he attracted a different girl every other week in canon who would never be seen again after dating him for one episode, but in my head he's missing Trini home too much to consider romantic engagements.

Rei/... hmm. She hasn't really interacted with too many people yet. (planning to change that soon) But for some reason I giggle about the crackish idea of her having a threesome with the Fire Nation crew. Apologies to Zuko and Mai. but her true love will always be Minako!

[psychicsaphie.livejournal.com]

Chief's reluctance is actually why I would find him winding up in a ship so interesting (if it happened at all). It's the same reason I find it so fascinating with Brainy. In the first incarnation, he fell for Supergirl, she died, then got wiped from time and Laurel Gand replaced her. They broke up and parted ways and she married someone else and had a kid--and that was that.

In that timeline, there was also a batch of "clones" (that they later found out were their younger selves time-displaced, thus farking up the timeline) where the younger Brainy wound up with the younger Laurel but then both groups got wiped out as time rebooted.

And that was that.

Then my Brainy came about in the reboot and had a crush on Laurel, kinda pushed her away when she showed remote interest in him, and that was that. She became a space nun.

Then the threeboot Brainy fell in love with Dream Girl, but she died, but she got revived and they apparently were gonna get married, thus marking him as the ONLY Brainiac 5 to have a successful relationship. (Which is ironic, because he's the most sociopathic).

So I mean, look at that track record of relationships failing or just not happening. It's fascinating watching a character shoved into stuff like that when it's not natural for them.

And that's why I think peeps are all "CHIEF/SOMEBODY" XD

[psychicsaphie.livejournal.com]

Keep watching! At some point, we'll do this!



...Okay, I'm lying because that video freaks me out.

[halfa-hero.livejournal.com]

Oh god no.

[whisper2ascream.livejournal.com]

Jaime and Kate ? Hahahah. yeah nah, there was a possible thing going on with Mia and Jaime at one pt.

Re: The Bromance Quartet

[whisper2ascream.livejournal.com]

Riiiight. But sooo want a Peter. Nate misses his bro!

Ok granted the cest is heavy in ficland with all of them.

There's even the strangeness of crossovers where I found ones with ISYN, Nathan/Sam, Peter/Dean pairings. Yes really.

[whisper2ascream.livejournal.com]

I think Nate might have a thing for Lyta, and maaaybe she thinks he's hot? :D?

Xander? Is still not staring at Sam's ass. No matter what the latter might think.

Kate? Still likes Paco but kind of confused and unsure after the whole Yeerk deal. She definitely thinks Plays is hot and a cool guy, even with (or maybe along with?) the wolfy part.

[yoritomo-reiko.livejournal.com]

Nightwing/EVERYONE. EVER.

Jono/...

Umm...

No, really, I got this one. Umm...

...
I got nothing.

[whitewolfzita.livejournal.com]

Ffffft I've seen that. XD

[whitewolfzita.livejournal.com]

Awe, Chief, you should be proud of yourself. [pets him on the head]

He feels sort of bad for Chaucer, dude's clearly going through some serious culture shock. He's on the Chief's list of people that might need a little more watching than others.

[amredthelector.livejournal.com]

Obviously by the time this mission is over, Nightwing and Batman will have furious Bat-sex. Everything will get real awkward once Dick calls Terry 'Bruce'.

Oh, and Jack and Holly will get it on. Girl's totally got a kink for evil geniuses that are way too young for her. (I think she's a pedo. Quick, get her away from the young-uns!)

Now if you'll excuse me, I think I'm going to hell now.

[whitewolfzita.livejournal.com]

It would be cool to be able to pull it off. It's something I'd really like to explore with the Chief, give the guy some human life experience. That's one of my goals for him is to... not so much to get him to feel. He already does that, sometimes very strongly. It's just he doesn't let himself feel things, it all gets shoved off into the land of things-we-do-not-think-about, and it would be interesting to see him forced to deal with it. He's fantastic at bottling things up until they go away. I don't know how he does it. O.o

Also, the idea of him/anybody is just funny because it would be so awkward. XD And he would go find a corner and angst over it. Really he would. Heck, Cortana would probably bother him about it if she suspected. She's also about the closest thing he really has to a best friend, barring a particular few of the other Spartans and they're just as sheltered as he is.

Umm, umm, I rambled! /o/

[hawkelf.livejournal.com]

*...wanders off to search for it while Javert's mun is MIA*

[hawkelf.livejournal.com]

I dunno if Chief would be likely to do it or not, but after the mission, Geoff would probably be very open to learning how to fight accurately with a modern 'crossbow,' and Chief's one of two people he trusts to do it who actually can.

[whitewolfzita.livejournal.com]

LOL JACK/HOLLY. XD

But srsly, Jack really is sort of a fail!Artemis with moar robots and no cool bodyguard. He'll probably annoy the heck out of Holly. He's talented like that.

[whitewolfzita.livejournal.com]

Chief would. It worries him how many people on this ship can't shoot. And he would really prefer if they never have to repeat the "Oh God Chaucer has a Dracon Beam" thing again.

No sense of humor on this one. :P

[amredthelector.livejournal.com]

Jack is pathetic. And not in that 'Holly just watched him get almost killed by a gorilla and is now going to save his life and then mack' kind of pathetic. He's more the 'Seriously, you still live in your mom's basement?' sort of pathetic.

Besides, Holly only falls for people she has Stockholm Syndrome for. XD

[whitewolfzita.livejournal.com]

Yup!

Jack's not quite over Kimiko Tohomiko, anyway. Sssshhhh. <.< [is brick'd by muse]

[hawkelf.livejournal.com]

...I would like to apologize. It was Bossuet/Javert.