The I'd Hit It Meme

[almostluver.livejournal.com]

The I'D HIT IT Meme
{borrowed/inspired by: nottome}


Let's face it. There are some pretty hot people out there. Ever pointed somebody out to your friends and say, I'd hit it?

Well now you have the chance to say it to their faces!
The rules of the game are simple:

1. Comment as your character. (One comment per character.)

2. Comment to others!!! Don't be shy!!!

3. Got a friend who's too shy? Post their character's name for them! They may or may not thank you for it.

4. IT'S FOR FUN, YOU GUYS. FUN!

Comments

[smartnass.livejournal.com]

I'll never get the hang of 20th-century slang.

[brainy-bot.livejournal.com]

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.............[Aaaaawkwaaaaaaaaard~]

[smartnass.livejournal.com]

Silly game, huh?

[brainy-bot.livejournal.com]

Y-yes! It is. Very much so.

[smartnass.livejournal.com]

I'm not sure what culture approves of going up to people at random and telling them you'd have sex with them.

...though there's probably a few.

[brainy-bot.livejournal.com]

Humanity, apparently.

And don't forget using something that sounds violent as a indication of attraction.

[smartnass.livejournal.com]

We're usually more subtle about it, though. Or I am, at least. Some of the pick-up lines I've heard are a bit more direct.

That's actually not that unusual. The English word for sprock origins with a word that can mean "to strike." Don't ask me.

[brainy-bot.livejournal.com]

Maybe this was started by some of the less subtle members of your species?

That's a little odd as well. But then so are a lot of things humans - and other humanoid species, I suppose - do. At least from my perspective.

[smartnass.livejournal.com]

I can't help but think they would be even less subtle.

They're odd from my perspective too. But that's just because I don't know the reason why it's like that yet.

[brainy-bot.livejournal.com]

Is it even possible to be less subtle?

Reason why what's like that?

[standaloneshell.livejournal.com]

"But alas--they were all too savage. . . . There they were, all ready to teach me their customs and beliefs and I knew nothing of their language."

[brainy-bot.livejournal.com]

...what?

[standaloneshell.livejournal.com]

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How in the hell did you get your reputation?

[brainy-bot.livejournal.com]

[Frowning] I'm a twelfth-level intellect. That's how.

[standaloneshell.livejournal.com]

Whatever that says about processing power, it's not carrying over into performance. In any of you.

[brainy-bot.livejournal.com]

What is that supposed to mean?

[standaloneshell.livejournal.com]

It's an insult, meant to belittle the practical applications of your intelligence in the realm of cryptology.

[She chuckles, not at all nastily.]

That you have to ask reinforces the opinion.

[foreseen-future.livejournal.com]

A crude way of saying, "I would have sex with you."

[smartnass.livejournal.com]

I figured that out. Understanding how that makes sense is something else.

[foreseen-future.livejournal.com]

Sorry, Headband Lad. I don't want to be that close to a smugmouth unless I'm married to it.

[smartnass.livejournal.com]

That's nice? Foresight but no gaydar?

[foreseen-future.livejournal.com]

Sorry. I'm used to joking around with my Earth's Lyle. You do it a lot, but you can't detect "joking around?

[smartnass.livejournal.com]

You're a bit hard to read. Are you sure you're all in the present? I have to take a baseline reading first.

[foreseen-future.livejournal.com]

The Legion is a tight-close family--though we often complain about who left the door open or who let the Venusian Muskshrew eat all the cornchips again or who the sprock didn't shut the containment field properly and point fingers at who will stop the rampaging creature from tearing up the sofa...again. We are able to read each other to a T.

[smartnass.livejournal.com]

But I just met you--actually, I haven't met you yet.