Crack RP Meme

[runs-on-rage.livejournal.com]

In honor of April 1st (and a day early) I give you:

THE CRACK RP MEME!

That's right folks, it's time to bust out all the ridiculous, silly, cracktastical shenanigans you know you've always wanted to play but your characters would never do on the ship.

Random characters you will never app are fine. Joke journals are fine too. It's pretty much a party in here! 8D

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[little-samus.livejournal.com]

How did this little girl get here? And what is she doing sitting on top of the resident (currently sleeping) spartan? ...and where did she get those paint markers?

Little Samus is currently being a very happy camper, decorating Chief's suit. She's certainly making the MJOLNIR a bit more... colorful.

[prettycoolguy]

The Chief should really know better than to crash on the Obs Deck. It's not a secure place to rest. But maybe just this once it wouldn't hurt?

He's out like a light.

[little-samus.livejournal.com]

Chief, here's to hoping you enjoy having stick figure Chozos all across your chest plate.

[nerve-pincher.livejournal.com]

"Are you certain those drawing implements contain no toxins?"

He's logical and adorable.

[little-samus.livejournal.com]

Samus thinks long and hard about this, Okay not so long about it, and then nods excitedly.

"Uh-huh! I think." Oh Samus... "What's a toxin anyway?"

[nerve-pincher.livejournal.com]

"A chemical substance which is hazardous to humanoid health when ingested."

Did he say that with a slight lisp? He might have.

[little-samus.livejournal.com]

"Well, no one's gonna eat it." Duuuuuh, Spock! "I'm just drawing with them."

[nerve-pincher.livejournal.com]

This child is highly illogical. "Many toxins can be absorbed through skin. Hence, my concern."

[little-samus.livejournal.com]

"But he's still alive I think."

[nerve-pincher.livejournal.com]

"Affirmative." But for how long?

[cptnspock.livejournal.com]

"Fascinating."

[nerve-pincher.livejournal.com]

This elder looks familiar.

"Pardon me. I do not believe we are acquainted."

[cptnspock.livejournal.com]

"No. I do not believe we are. Not yet." He would smile knowingly. If he did the whole smiling thing.

[nerve-pincher.livejournal.com]

He'll consider this for a moment. "A temporal paradox, then."

[cant-be-lazy.livejournal.com]

"Hey, those drawings are really neat! What are they doing?"

Hello, Samus. Here's a curious little pink hurricane admiring your handiwork.

[little-samus.livejournal.com]

Oh oh! New person! Samus would be happy to explain her drawings to you.

"This one is Old Bird," pointing to one bird looking stick figure, "and this one is Gray Voice," pointing to the other.

"They're my friends! And they take care of me."

[cant-be-lazy.livejournal.com]

"I really like your friends!" chirped the pink stranger. "I bet they're pretty nice too."

She grinned, looking at the amazing coloring tools the other girl had. "What...er, who are you drawing on?"

[little-samus.livejournal.com]

Samus nodded excitedly "Old Bird is really nice! Gray Voice acts really serious but he's nice too."

She looked between her markers and her canvas and shrugged, "I don't know. It looked boring so I wanted to color on it!"

[cant-be-lazy.livejournal.com]

"Oh, I know some people like that! They'd have so much more fun if they just smiled once in a while. It's not that hard!" To Stephanie, this philosophy of life seemed quite obvious. Lighten up while you can.

Giggling, the pink-haired girl leaned over the other's art. "It doesn't look very happy to me either. Hmnm. Do you think it needs sparkles?"

[little-samus.livejournal.com]

Oh sparkles! "Yeah! Good idea! Do you have any?"

[cant-be-lazy.livejournal.com]

"Of course! I always have my glitter pens!" Digging around in a little lavender purse she always carries, Pinky produces several giant glitter pens. They are all, of course, varying shades of pink. She immediately starts in on the helmet, decorating the field around the visor with a lovely pink line.

"Take as many as you want! We need to make it shine."