Crack RP Meme

[runs-on-rage.livejournal.com]

In honor of April 1st (and a day early) I give you:

THE CRACK RP MEME!

That's right folks, it's time to bust out all the ridiculous, silly, cracktastical shenanigans you know you've always wanted to play but your characters would never do on the ship.

Random characters you will never app are fine. Joke journals are fine too. It's pretty much a party in here! 8D

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[nostranger2love.livejournal.com]

JARVIS turned human, go!

[goodeveningsir.livejournal.com]

Oh my. How ... odd.


[JARVIS' voice is coming from a person, instead of computer speakers. He's staring at his hands as if he's never seen them before, which he hasn't. He frowns, then reaches up to touch his forehead, as if the idea of having facial muscles is confusing to him.]


... Mister Stark? Did you ... do something?

[moneyucouldsave.livejournal.com]

[The money just stares at you.]

[redheadpepper.livejournal.com]

[whyarewehere]

Grif is hanging out on the Obs Deck. This is... pretty normal for him.

However, he seems to be talking to someone.

Civilly.

Who is this mysterious person?

[offthisplanenow.livejournal.com]

...

Primus, not this fragging song again.

[goodeveningsir.livejournal.com]

Miss Potts? This is ... what is going on?


[He's looking at you like a lost pathetic puppy]

[exdemon]

...

[Stares back.]

[domeanthings.livejournal.com]

"I'm telling you. If you have a sniper rifle, you need to make at least one headshot eventually. The entire point of having a sniper rifle's so you can make shots like that. Why just keep using it as binoculars."

Tex pauses, peering down at Grif from where she's perched atop his helmet. "Besides, it'd prove you're better with it than Tucker."

[tinybutstubborn.livejournal.com]

A small animal is wandering around the ship. He's about the size of a house cat, but he's a bright, almost brassy color and is hard to miss.

He's also a dragon.

He's a little, little baby bronze, his scales haven't even started to properly darken yet, but he does not seem to be particularly worried about his strange surroundings.

[billy-mays-here.livejournal.com]

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[demon-alessa.livejournal.com]

[Piercing stare]

[governorkang]

Kang sees this baby bronze dragon, and freezes. And stares. Then, he curses in Nerakese.

[moneyucouldsave.livejournal.com]

8|

[moneyucouldsave.livejournal.com]

8||||

[whyarewehere]

"I like using it as binoculars," he replies. "I mean, what other binoculars do I have? I don't have super powered zoomy vision."

Because there totally aren't binoculars built into his helmet. Totally.

"And it's not like it's easy because heads are like... small. And they move a lot."

[exdemon]

...I want it. Can I have it?

[little-samus.livejournal.com]

How did this little girl get here? And what is she doing sitting on top of the resident (currently sleeping) spartan? ...and where did she get those paint markers?

Little Samus is currently being a very happy camper, decorating Chief's suit. She's certainly making the MJOLNIR a bit more... colorful.

[domeanthings.livejournal.com]

"It not being easy's what makes it worth bragging about. Nobody cares if you can do a chest shot with a sniper rifle. Hitting the head? That's brag worthy. And it makes it a lot more likely the guy'll stay down." Tex sounds fairly confident about all this.

[tinybutstubborn.livejournal.com]

The noise draws the little bronze's attention, he looks up at Kang instead of at a particularly interesting section of wall.

The dragon folds his wings tightly across his back in a self-important fashion and walks up to Kang, arching his neck up to peer at the draconian. (Who is oh my god tall by the way.)

"What are you?" he asks, staring up at Kang with big yellow eyes.

[moneyucouldsave.livejournal.com]

[Continues to stare, as the music gets louder.]

[demon-alessa.livejournal.com]

>B(

[prettycoolguy]

The Chief should really know better than to crash on the Obs Deck. It's not a secure place to rest. But maybe just this once it wouldn't hurt?

He's out like a light.

[governorkang]

Please please please don't let its parents be around. That would be bad. And even more awkward. Kang looks down, wings rustling, "...I am a draconian."

Hello, potential brother.

[stupidbluechild.livejournal.com]

Oh god.

Oh god everybody run! Run for your lives, it's--it's--

"Tee-hee!"