Crack RP Meme

[runs-on-rage.livejournal.com]

In honor of April 1st (and a day early) I give you:

THE CRACK RP MEME!

That's right folks, it's time to bust out all the ridiculous, silly, cracktastical shenanigans you know you've always wanted to play but your characters would never do on the ship.

Random characters you will never app are fine. Joke journals are fine too. It's pretty much a party in here! 8D

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[tinybutstubborn.livejournal.com]

A small animal is wandering around the ship. He's about the size of a house cat, but he's a bright, almost brassy color and is hard to miss.

He's also a dragon.

He's a little, little baby bronze, his scales haven't even started to properly darken yet, but he does not seem to be particularly worried about his strange surroundings.

[governorkang]

Kang sees this baby bronze dragon, and freezes. And stares. Then, he curses in Nerakese.

[tinybutstubborn.livejournal.com]

The noise draws the little bronze's attention, he looks up at Kang instead of at a particularly interesting section of wall.

The dragon folds his wings tightly across his back in a self-important fashion and walks up to Kang, arching his neck up to peer at the draconian. (Who is oh my god tall by the way.)

"What are you?" he asks, staring up at Kang with big yellow eyes.

[governorkang]

Please please please don't let its parents be around. That would be bad. And even more awkward. Kang looks down, wings rustling, "...I am a draconian."

Hello, potential brother.

[tinybutstubborn.livejournal.com]

"Oh," the dragonet responds, curiosity not waning. "Is that why you are shaped funny?"

[governorkang]

"Where are your parents?" Kang asks, looking around just in case. He'd rather not get killed by a suspicious bronze dragon.

Not only is it possible that they're related, but it looks just enough like his own children that it makes the situation even more awkward.

[tinybutstubborn.livejournal.com]

"I don't know," he replies, sighing and looking off to one side. He lashes his tail. "I think they might not be here."

He straightens a little, looking back to Kang. "But I don't need them. I can take care of myself." He puffs out his chest and makes himself look as big as he can. "I am very brave."

[governorkang]

Oh. Whew. Kang relaxes slightly, though he's still wary. JUST IN CASE.

"...yes you are," he can humor the youngling. It is kind of... cute. Not that he'd say that out loud. Ever.

[tinybutstubborn.livejournal.com]

And Kang score's a point in the bronze's book. His staaaaaring gets a little less piercing.

"I'm Armaenis," he informs, as if offering a very important and useful piece of information as a favor. "Who're you, draconian?"

[governorkang]

"Kang."

No. No. It is not his. It is a dragon, and for all he knows, they are brothers. He should not want to pick it up.

[inthephonebook.livejournal.com]

You adopting now Kang?

[voiceofserenity.livejournal.com]

Might be his brother, Harry!!

[greennotgold]

He's a good father, though!

[curiousredsoul]

Another much larger dragon, happens to spot the smaller during her own wanderings. The current soft red glow eminating from this particular dragon's almost tiger stripe like markings would make her hard to miss.

Curious as to what such a young little dragon was doing wandering the halls, let alone the presence of one, Celena approaches.

"Hello there, little one,"

[tinybutstubborn.livejournal.com]

Armaenis looks around and flicks his tail when he sees Celena.

"Hello," he says, then asks almost immediately, "What color are you?"

He can't tell. His mom and dad never told him about anything with glowing red stripes.

[curiousredsoul]

Celena tilts her head slightly at the question, what color is she? Hmm..an odd question, lest it have some significance, clan or species maybe?

A light chuckle given, "I am many colours, depending on the significance of your question," She replies in turn with some curiosity.

[raw-vikingness.livejournal.com]

"Rowr?"

What's this tiny new dragon doing here?

[tinybutstubborn.livejournal.com]

Armaenis looks over, and bristles.

"Black!" he shouts, spinning to face the bigger dragon and growling a bit. Black dragons are Bad. He knows this. It is facts. Mom and Dad said so.

[raw-vikingness.livejournal.com]

Well that got him to raise his haunches and growl back. But he won't attack yet.

[tinybutstubborn.livejournal.com]

"What are you doing here?" Armaenis growls, but it's not really all that intimidating.

He's very tiny.

[raw-vikingness.livejournal.com]

Toothless gives the smaller dragon a look that says 'I have no idea doofus'.

[tinybutstubborn.livejournal.com]

"Answer me!" Army flares his wings out in an attempt to be threatening.

How can you be unimpressed, Toothless? Isn't he the IMAGE of ferocity?!

[raw-vikingness.livejournal.com]

"Raowr!" Toothless did answer you. It's not his fault you can't understand me.

And honestly? The tiny Viking boy is more threatening than you are Armaenis.

[tinybutstubborn.livejournal.com]

Armaenis pauses and peers at Toothless.

"...Can't you talk?"

[raw-vikingness.livejournal.com]

That would yet another of thos "Uhduh" looks he's giving you.