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Crack RP Meme

In honor of April 1st (and a day early) I give you:

THE CRACK RP MEME!


That's right folks, it's time to bust out all the ridiculous, silly, cracktastical shenanigans you know you've always wanted to play but your characters would never do on the ship.

Random characters you will never app are fine. Joke journals are fine too. It's pretty much a party in here! 8D
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[identity profile] tinybutstubborn.livejournal.com 2010-04-01 02:15 am (UTC)(link)
Oh hey wait what this is interesting.

The adults are talking, but Armaenis is perfectly happy to continue forcing himself into the conversation with all his tiny might.

"Yes. I'm bronze. What's it mean?" His head snaps back to Kang again.

Kang doesn't look or smell like a bad thing... (Honestly he kind of smells like Army's parents...)
governorkang: (Home / Hatchlings are a handful)

[personal profile] governorkang 2010-04-01 02:18 am (UTC)(link)
Kang crosses his arms over his chest, scales clicking, "It means that he and I are possibly brothers."

[identity profile] voiceofserenity.livejournal.com 2010-04-01 02:20 am (UTC)(link)
Kaylee blinks again. And again. And then grins.

"So this could be your little brother??" The mechanic is pleased with this idea. "Lookit that, a regular family right here!"

[identity profile] tinybutstubborn.livejournal.com 2010-04-01 02:23 am (UTC)(link)
Army wrinkles up his little muzzle.

"He can't be my brother! He's not a dragon!" he points out. "And besides, I already have two sisters and I don't need more!"

They sit on him. They so, so do. Stupid sisters. They do not respect him.
governorkang: (Well shit / Disgusting)

[personal profile] governorkang 2010-04-01 02:30 am (UTC)(link)
"You don't understand," Kang snorts. "We do not get along with metallic dragons. They see us as perversions, and kill us off."

He pauses, and glances down at the wyrmling. "Armaenis, draconians were created from metallic dragon eggs. So yes, we might be related."
greennotgold: (Blank)

[personal profile] greennotgold 2010-04-01 02:31 am (UTC)(link)
"But he seems to like you..."
Edited 2010-04-01 02:34 (UTC)

[identity profile] voiceofserenity.livejournal.com 2010-04-01 02:31 am (UTC)(link)
Kaylee shrugs, and gives Kang a look she might have reserved for a 'Duh, Jayne' moment. "So start with this one, and make it so ya'll get alone." Easy as pie.

Back to the itty-bitty. "You got sisters, too!?"

[identity profile] tinybutstubborn.livejournal.com 2010-04-01 02:36 am (UTC)(link)
"Yes. Two of them. They're awful," the dragonet sniffs to Kaylee. They don't listen to him and he gets no respect, what could be worse?!

And then to Kang, he makes a small snorting noise. "That's stupid. The only thing that comes out of dragon eggs is dragons. Everyone knows that!"

There are some stories he hasn't been told, to let him grow up happy for a bit before he starts finding out exactly what kinds of horrible things go on in the world around him.
governorkang: (Sons-of-bitches command face)

[personal profile] governorkang 2010-04-01 02:43 am (UTC)(link)
...sisters. Sisters. Lady of the Abyss, he might have sisters.

"It's true. They were stolen by Takhisis and warped by magic. A good chunk of them got retrieved by the dragons, though."

[identity profile] voiceofserenity.livejournal.com 2010-04-01 02:50 am (UTC)(link)
"'M sure they ain't all as awful as they seem. Might be their only way of showin' ya they like ya."

Humans do similar things all the time. Why wouldn't dragons?

[identity profile] portugesegent.livejournal.com 2010-04-01 03:11 am (UTC)(link)
In the mean time, Hamel has managed to find the baby dragon. Not that he really liked Dragon Mazoku, but this one was small, gullible and probably stupid to boot.

So he was waving a nice big leg of lamb at him while whistling repeatedly. "Come here Boy! you want this!? You want it!? Come on! I bet your hungry, aren't you??"

He gave the baby dragon a nice smile while trying his best for his black cloak to hide the cage that was behind him.

What? The baby would make a good circus pet! He could be rich!

[identity profile] tinybutstubborn.livejournal.com 2010-04-01 03:16 am (UTC)(link)
Armaenis looks over at this new human.

"What are you doing?" he asks, suspicious. Things do not offer him food unless they are Mom or Dad. This is how things work. It is LIFE.
governorkang: (Neutral)

[personal profile] governorkang 2010-04-01 03:19 am (UTC)(link)
"Attempting to kill your children is definitely a way of showing that they like you," Kang remarked sarcastically, growling.

"Hamel, what the hell do you think you're doing?" Despite being a dragon, that is possibly his sibling, and dammit, bozaks are very protective of friends and family. "Get away from him. Now."

[identity profile] voiceofserenity.livejournal.com 2010-04-01 03:34 am (UTC)(link)
A cage? And bait? Kaylee all but glares at Hamel.

"Don't even think 'bout it."

[identity profile] portugesegent.livejournal.com 2010-04-01 03:50 am (UTC)(link)
He stood up completely and shrugged, honestly trying to pull off like selling a baby sentient dragon was something rather innocuous.
He shrugged his shoulders at the two. "What? I was just giving him a new home!"

[identity profile] tinybutstubborn.livejournal.com 2010-04-01 05:06 am (UTC)(link)
"I have a home. It's just not here," replies Armaenis calmly.

"Where did you get the food?"
governorkang: (What / This is stupid)

[personal profile] governorkang 2010-04-01 05:19 am (UTC)(link)
...shit. "You might be here for a while. And don't trust the one with food."
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