Crack RP Meme

[runs-on-rage.livejournal.com]

In honor of April 1st (and a day early) I give you:

THE CRACK RP MEME!

That's right folks, it's time to bust out all the ridiculous, silly, cracktastical shenanigans you know you've always wanted to play but your characters would never do on the ship.

Random characters you will never app are fine. Joke journals are fine too. It's pretty much a party in here! 8D

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[nostranger2love.livejournal.com]

[offthisplanenow.livejournal.com]

...

Primus, not this fragging song again.

JARVIS turned human, go!

[goodeveningsir.livejournal.com]

Oh my. How ... odd.


[JARVIS' voice is coming from a person, instead of computer speakers. He's staring at his hands as if he's never seen them before, which he hasn't. He frowns, then reaches up to touch his forehead, as if the idea of having facial muscles is confusing to him.]


... Mister Stark? Did you ... do something?

[redheadpepper.livejournal.com]

[moneyucouldsave.livejournal.com]

[The money just stares at you.]

[exdemon]

...

[Stares back.]

[whyarewehere]

Grif is hanging out on the Obs Deck. This is... pretty normal for him.

However, he seems to be talking to someone.

Civilly.

Who is this mysterious person?

[domeanthings.livejournal.com]

"I'm telling you. If you have a sniper rifle, you need to make at least one headshot eventually. The entire point of having a sniper rifle's so you can make shots like that. Why just keep using it as binoculars."

Tex pauses, peering down at Grif from where she's perched atop his helmet. "Besides, it'd prove you're better with it than Tucker."

[tinybutstubborn.livejournal.com]

A small animal is wandering around the ship. He's about the size of a house cat, but he's a bright, almost brassy color and is hard to miss.

He's also a dragon.

He's a little, little baby bronze, his scales haven't even started to properly darken yet, but he does not seem to be particularly worried about his strange surroundings.

[governorkang]

Kang sees this baby bronze dragon, and freezes. And stares. Then, he curses in Nerakese.

[billy-mays-here.livejournal.com]

HI HERE FOR THE MEATSHIP!!! THE ONE AND ONLY WAY TO HAVE A TRULY GREAT TRAVEL EXPERIENCE TRHOUGH THE MULTIVERSE!

WE HAVE AI'S, WE HAVE MISSIONS, YOU WANT IT, WE PROBABLY HAVE IT IN A WAY ONLY INCREDIBLY MILDLY INCONVENIENT WAY TO ITS INHABITANTS.

BUT HOW CAN I AFFORD THIS? IT MUST COST A FORTUNE!

SIMILAR PRODUCTS SELL FOR OVER 9000 SPACE CREDITS! BUT THE MEATSHIP IS BETTER! YOU CAN JOIN US COMPLETELY *

*WE ONLY REQUIRE THAT YOUR HOME UNIVERSE BE DESTROYED BY AN ALIEN RACE KNOWN AS THE OHM. YOU WILL BE CHARGED A SMALL SERVICE FEE.

[kaya-waterwave.livejournal.com]

Augh, my ears!


And NO!!!

[little-samus.livejournal.com]

How did this little girl get here? And what is she doing sitting on top of the resident (currently sleeping) spartan? ...and where did she get those paint markers?

Little Samus is currently being a very happy camper, decorating Chief's suit. She's certainly making the MJOLNIR a bit more... colorful.

[prettycoolguy]

The Chief should really know better than to crash on the Obs Deck. It's not a secure place to rest. But maybe just this once it wouldn't hurt?

He's out like a light.

[stupidbluechild.livejournal.com]

Oh god.

Oh god everybody run! Run for your lives, it's--it's--

"Tee-hee!"

[kaya-waterwave.livejournal.com]

What...ARE you?

[lookatyourman.livejournal.com]

Hello ladies of the Meat Ship. Look at your man. Now back to me. Now back at your man. Now back to me.

Sadly he isn't me, but if he stopped using lady scented body wash upon emerging from his cold sleep pod he could at least smell like me.

Look down. Back up.

Where are you?

You're on a boat on Earth-534A342Z, with the man your man could smell like!

What's that in your hand? Back at me. I have it. It's an pseudopod with two computerized tickets to that thing you love.

Look again. The tickets are now diamonds!

Everything is possible when your man smells like Old Spice and not a lady...except bringing back your shattered husk of a world.

...

I'm on a horse.

[moneyucouldsave.livejournal.com]

[Stares in wonder at the magnificence that is the Old Spice Guy.]

[notadamnangel.livejournal.com]

[voiceofserenity.livejournal.com]

[ Laaaaaughing. ]

Might take that over the Old Spice guy up there. Might.

[uncle-travmatt.livejournal.com]

Dear Gobo,

My journey had taken me into many strange places in the world of the silly creatures. But I think this is the strangest yet...

[stupidbluechild.livejournal.com]

She appears from the shadows, melting into existance, a specter among demons...

"Hi! I'm Charlotte! What's your name?"

[nocapesdahling.livejournal.com]

No, Dahlings, nononono, this is...Unnacceptable! What nonsense is zhis?

A ship made of meat, zhat is one thing, of course this ridiculous notion of plants that you wear is another entirely, and what is this I hear of capes?

And Dahlings, you know how I feel about capes.

[adcntpairofpnts.livejournal.com]

ALL I WANT IS SOME PANTS! A DECENT PAIR OF PANTS!

[atatatatatatata.livejournal.com]

ATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATA (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ODKefj5qfAU)

[kng-of-hrts.livejournal.com]

ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA!

[manager-lad.livejournal.com]

Please refrain from killing, maiming, or only overtly sexual acts of any kind while intoxicated. This will prevent the number of lawsuits I have to fill out ALL THE SPROCKING TIME BECAUSE YOU GUYS LIKE THINGS TO GO BOOM!

[gets pie'd]

[cant-be-lazy.livejournal.com]

And in this corner of the Grand Ship Stacy, we have a little girl in pink. She's pilfered a little pink jukebox from somewhere and started to dance to its happy tune.

The odd thing about this scene? She's talking to a little stray robot all the while, and attempting to convince the lost little thing to dance with her.

"See? It's easy if you put your mind to it! And you've got a really fast mind, right? So all you have to do is wave over heeeeere"---the girl twirls and bounces over to one spot---"and then over here!" A little twirling kick later, she's back in her original spot and bouncing around.

"Perfect! Don't forget to twirl and smile when you're done, it makes it look really nice. And it's fun! Oh...I guess you can't smile. Just the twirling's fine. But you'll have to put extra energy into it." Her mission accomplished, she looks around with wide brown eyes. Maybe there's a person to talk to?

[sly-knife.livejournal.com]

Sly Knife has no idea what to make of this. For now he's just going to stare.

Oomans are so weird. Good prey. But weird.

[raw-vikingness.livejournal.com]

Toothless looks around the weird hallways, wondering where his tiny Viking boy went.

[crysteel-future.livejournal.com]

YOU ARE SO CUTE! [glomp'd!]

[auntslappysqrl.livejournal.com]

Suddenly there's a banging sound coming from... wait, where did that oak tree come from?

"Hey! Quit that racket out there, some people are trying to sleep!"

[second-hunter.livejournal.com]

Hmn. Seen some strange stuff, but can't say I've ever been on a ship made out of meat before.

So. Someone seen my dad?

[prettycoolguy]

Depends. Who is he?

[beyondgotham.livejournal.com]

[Terry, dressed in the old school Batsuit, stands atop a building in the city. He clears his throat and loudly proclaims:]

I am vengeance. I am the night. I. Am. BATMAN.

[And, with a swish of his cape, he... bursts into song. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ebI8H5nq5L4)]

[itsaboutaction.livejournal.com]

[Please have a utterly shocked Supes.]

[gotsimmonslaid.livejournal.com]

Sister being well... Sister, is in the Obs Deck. She goes around asking people a few things. Will you be one of them?

[prettycoolguy]

Hey look, it's a victim!

[bigbad]

[And also dancing, but I can't find a good clip of it.]

[notadamnangel.livejournal.com]

Yeah, way to go Spikella. Go play that on Oprah ya sissy.

*doesn't admit the beat's ok.*

[excellent-bro.livejournal.com]

Whoa.

[excellent-dude.livejournal.com]

Whoah, dude.

[bitchingcamaro.livejournal.com]

_{[What's this? It's a Camaro. Just a regular old camaro. Chilling. Right there. In the middle of the meatship. It is such a bright, shiny yellow, too.]}

[voiceofserenity.livejournal.com]

[ Well, hello Shiny Yellow Camaro. Have an interested mechanic taking a peek under your hood... ]

[bluebrassmonkey.livejournal.com]

[Wherein the Imp pounces and really, really tries to crawl up a certain starship captain's gold shirt. Why? Reminiscent of a pounce-off long ago! Even though he'll probably try to pounce the man anyway.]

Rrrrraowrrrrr!

[gotprawned.livejournal.com]

_{[Jesus Christ, I'm turning into an alien!]}

[sometimes-bites.livejournal.com]

It was only a matter of time.

[small child does not appear alarmed whut]