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Crack RP Meme

In honor of April 1st (and a day early) I give you:

THE CRACK RP MEME!

That's right folks, it's time to bust out all the ridiculous, silly, cracktastical shenanigans you know you've always wanted to play but your characters would never do on the ship.

Random characters you will never app are fine. Joke journals are fine too. It's pretty much a party in here! 8D

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Hmn. Seen some strange stuff, but can't say I've ever been on a ship made out of meat before.

So. Someone seen my dad?

Depends. Who is he?

Err.

Have you hit your head recently?

No. I haven't.

Well.

This... complicates things a little bit. But on the bright side I guess I can stop asking people to look.

And how is that?

Well. Um. [Geeze this is awkward] My dad's name is John. And he has this, uh, armor. And you have some armor and your name is... [trails off]

[Surprise, Chief! It's a girl. Have a cigar]

...

Who told you my name?

[Someone is screwing with him. Probably Samus or Leon. B|, says Chief.]

No one had to tell me. Mom wasn't gonna call you 'Chief' in our own house.

...What?

[She is linefacing at you. It should look eerily familiar]

What? You expecting to be a single father or something?

I am nobody's father.

I... respectfully disagree? [Respectfully because deep down she is a GUD KID and Chief raised her right despite him denying his being her father]

I should probably not mention that I have brothers should I.

But that's impossible.

I kinda always thought that you and Mom made a habit out of doing the impossible.

And who is your mother?

You... can't tell?

Not even a guess? [/tease]

Samus Aran. Met her yet?

Did Kennedy put you up to this? [B|]

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I don't think it's actually meat. Cause, y'know. It'd start to reek something fierce after a few days in this weird heat around here. Though now I wonder if it is edible.

And that depends - who's your dad?

True, true.

Tall guy, scared, brown hair but it's graying. Probably my fault. Hard to miss if he's been here.

That general description kind of... describes a lot of people I've known. Then again, when you run around space and time as much as I do, faces tend to sort of just blend together.

Goes by Chief for the most part. Has a set of green armor. You seen him?

[looks around]

Can't say I have, no.

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