Crack RP Meme

[runs-on-rage.livejournal.com]

In honor of April 1st (and a day early) I give you:

THE CRACK RP MEME!

That's right folks, it's time to bust out all the ridiculous, silly, cracktastical shenanigans you know you've always wanted to play but your characters would never do on the ship.

Random characters you will never app are fine. Joke journals are fine too. It's pretty much a party in here! 8D

Comments

[prettycoolguy]

But that's impossible.

[second-hunter.livejournal.com]

I kinda always thought that you and Mom made a habit out of doing the impossible.

[prettycoolguy]

And who is your mother?

[second-hunter.livejournal.com]

You... can't tell?

[prettycoolguy]

[second-hunter.livejournal.com]

Not even a guess? [/tease]

Samus Aran. Met her yet?

[prettycoolguy]

Did Kennedy put you up to this? [B|]

[second-hunter.livejournal.com]

Kennedy?

I just got here. Got plucked right out of our house. Haven't had time to think up anything to make your life more stressful or anything yet.

[Yet.]

[prettycoolguy]

[thinking thinking thinking oh god what]

...You're serious.

[second-hunter.livejournal.com]

[A shrug and a nod. She was getting a little tired of trying to convince him and once she realized that he really knew nothing about her, she was getting a little disheartened]

Yeah.

[prettycoolguy]

[Hsss. Off goes the helmet. He looks at her. Oh god he sees it. D:]

...Well, damn.

[second-hunter.livejournal.com]

[She tries to half smile.]

You're younger.

[prettycoolguy]

How old are you?

[second-hunter.livejournal.com]

Fifteen.

[prettycoolguy]

Well, this isn't awkward at all.

[second-hunter.livejournal.com]

[A small laugh] The one thing I never thought I'd have to do was tell my own dad that he was my father. [Pause] Though, I guess you aren't technically my dad but I didn't know that fifteen minutes ago so, uh, [throat clearing] Sorry about that.