Crack RP Meme

[runs-on-rage.livejournal.com]

In honor of April 1st (and a day early) I give you:

THE CRACK RP MEME!

That's right folks, it's time to bust out all the ridiculous, silly, cracktastical shenanigans you know you've always wanted to play but your characters would never do on the ship.

Random characters you will never app are fine. Joke journals are fine too. It's pretty much a party in here! 8D

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[nostranger2love.livejournal.com]

JARVIS turned human, go!

[goodeveningsir.livejournal.com]

Oh my. How ... odd.


[JARVIS' voice is coming from a person, instead of computer speakers. He's staring at his hands as if he's never seen them before, which he hasn't. He frowns, then reaches up to touch his forehead, as if the idea of having facial muscles is confusing to him.]


... Mister Stark? Did you ... do something?

[moneyucouldsave.livejournal.com]

[The money just stares at you.]

[whyarewehere]

Grif is hanging out on the Obs Deck. This is... pretty normal for him.

However, he seems to be talking to someone.

Civilly.

Who is this mysterious person?

[tinybutstubborn.livejournal.com]

A small animal is wandering around the ship. He's about the size of a house cat, but he's a bright, almost brassy color and is hard to miss.

He's also a dragon.

He's a little, little baby bronze, his scales haven't even started to properly darken yet, but he does not seem to be particularly worried about his strange surroundings.

[billy-mays-here.livejournal.com]

HI HERE FOR THE MEATSHIP!!! THE ONE AND ONLY WAY TO HAVE A TRULY GREAT TRAVEL EXPERIENCE TRHOUGH THE MULTIVERSE!

WE HAVE AI'S, WE HAVE MISSIONS, YOU WANT IT, WE PROBABLY HAVE IT IN A WAY ONLY INCREDIBLY MILDLY INCONVENIENT WAY TO ITS INHABITANTS.

BUT HOW CAN I AFFORD THIS? IT MUST COST A FORTUNE!

SIMILAR PRODUCTS SELL FOR OVER 9000 SPACE CREDITS! BUT THE MEATSHIP IS BETTER! YOU CAN JOIN US COMPLETELY *

*WE ONLY REQUIRE THAT YOUR HOME UNIVERSE BE DESTROYED BY AN ALIEN RACE KNOWN AS THE OHM. YOU WILL BE CHARGED A SMALL SERVICE FEE.

[little-samus.livejournal.com]

How did this little girl get here? And what is she doing sitting on top of the resident (currently sleeping) spartan? ...and where did she get those paint markers?

Little Samus is currently being a very happy camper, decorating Chief's suit. She's certainly making the MJOLNIR a bit more... colorful.

[stupidbluechild.livejournal.com]

Oh god.

Oh god everybody run! Run for your lives, it's--it's--

"Tee-hee!"

[lookatyourman.livejournal.com]

Hello ladies of the Meat Ship. Look at your man. Now back to me. Now back at your man. Now back to me.

Sadly he isn't me, but if he stopped using lady scented body wash upon emerging from his cold sleep pod he could at least smell like me.

Look down. Back up.

Where are you?

You're on a boat on Earth-534A342Z, with the man your man could smell like!

What's that in your hand? Back at me. I have it. It's an pseudopod with two computerized tickets to that thing you love.

Look again. The tickets are now diamonds!

Everything is possible when your man smells like Old Spice and not a lady...except bringing back your shattered husk of a world.

...

I'm on a horse.

[notadamnangel.livejournal.com]

[uncle-travmatt.livejournal.com]

Dear Gobo,

My journey had taken me into many strange places in the world of the silly creatures. But I think this is the strangest yet...

[nocapesdahling.livejournal.com]

No, Dahlings, nononono, this is...Unnacceptable! What nonsense is zhis?

A ship made of meat, zhat is one thing, of course this ridiculous notion of plants that you wear is another entirely, and what is this I hear of capes?

And Dahlings, you know how I feel about capes.

[atatatatatatata.livejournal.com]

ATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATA (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ODKefj5qfAU)

[manager-lad.livejournal.com]

Please refrain from killing, maiming, or only overtly sexual acts of any kind while intoxicated. This will prevent the number of lawsuits I have to fill out ALL THE SPROCKING TIME BECAUSE YOU GUYS LIKE THINGS TO GO BOOM!

[gets pie'd]

[cant-be-lazy.livejournal.com]

And in this corner of the Grand Ship Stacy, we have a little girl in pink. She's pilfered a little pink jukebox from somewhere and started to dance to its happy tune.

The odd thing about this scene? She's talking to a little stray robot all the while, and attempting to convince the lost little thing to dance with her.

"See? It's easy if you put your mind to it! And you've got a really fast mind, right? So all you have to do is wave over heeeeere"---the girl twirls and bounces over to one spot---"and then over here!" A little twirling kick later, she's back in her original spot and bouncing around.

"Perfect! Don't forget to twirl and smile when you're done, it makes it look really nice. And it's fun! Oh...I guess you can't smile. Just the twirling's fine. But you'll have to put extra energy into it." Her mission accomplished, she looks around with wide brown eyes. Maybe there's a person to talk to?

[raw-vikingness.livejournal.com]

Toothless looks around the weird hallways, wondering where his tiny Viking boy went.

[auntslappysqrl.livejournal.com]

Suddenly there's a banging sound coming from... wait, where did that oak tree come from?

"Hey! Quit that racket out there, some people are trying to sleep!"

[second-hunter.livejournal.com]

Hmn. Seen some strange stuff, but can't say I've ever been on a ship made out of meat before.

So. Someone seen my dad?

[beyondgotham.livejournal.com]

[Terry, dressed in the old school Batsuit, stands atop a building in the city. He clears his throat and loudly proclaims:]

I am vengeance. I am the night. I. Am. BATMAN.

[And, with a swish of his cape, he... bursts into song. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ebI8H5nq5L4)]

[gotsimmonslaid.livejournal.com]

Sister being well... Sister, is in the Obs Deck. She goes around asking people a few things. Will you be one of them?

[bigbad]

[And also dancing, but I can't find a good clip of it.]

[excellent-bro.livejournal.com]

Whoa.

[bitchingcamaro.livejournal.com]

_{[What's this? It's a Camaro. Just a regular old camaro. Chilling. Right there. In the middle of the meatship. It is such a bright, shiny yellow, too.]}

[bluebrassmonkey.livejournal.com]

[Wherein the Imp pounces and really, really tries to crawl up a certain starship captain's gold shirt. Why? Reminiscent of a pounce-off long ago! Even though he'll probably try to pounce the man anyway.]

Rrrrraowrrrrr!

[gotprawned.livejournal.com]

_{[Jesus Christ, I'm turning into an alien!]}