Crack RP Meme

[runs-on-rage.livejournal.com]

In honor of April 1st (and a day early) I give you:

THE CRACK RP MEME!

That's right folks, it's time to bust out all the ridiculous, silly, cracktastical shenanigans you know you've always wanted to play but your characters would never do on the ship.

Random characters you will never app are fine. Joke journals are fine too. It's pretty much a party in here! 8D

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[bitchingcamaro.livejournal.com]

_{['Bee is used to cute girls looking under his hood. He's got nothing to hide, baby~. He may start playing some music though.]}

♫ "Why this car is automatic...!
It's systematic...!
It's hydromatic...!
Why it's greased lightning..!"

[voiceofserenity.livejournal.com]

[ Kaylee's a bit startled by the sudden music, and peeks around to see if there's anyone in the car...

No one. Maybe she just hit the right wires? A shrug, and back to inspection... ]

[bitchingcamaro.livejournal.com]

_{[The music suddenly jumps again, and the engine switches on with a faint rumble.]}

♫ "'Round, 'Round get around, I get around--"

[voiceofserenity.livejournal.com]

[ Alright, that ain't right. Kaylee stares down at the engine a moment, then closes the hood and steps around to the driver's side door, opens it, and reaches inside to fiddle with the radio. ]

[bitchingcamaro.livejournal.com]

_{[For some reason, fiddling with the dial doesn't change the music. But the door does swing shut.]}

[voiceofserenity.livejournal.com]

[ And now she's been shut in the car. This ain't strange at all...

Might as well get a good look around inside, right? And half of that is seeing how it drives, isn't it? She looks around to make sure no one's going to come yell at her, then reaches down for the gear shift. ]

[bitchingcamaro.livejournal.com]

_{[As Kaylee touches the gear shift, the engines revs and the car almost jumps forwards on its own. Almost as if it wants to be driven.]}

[voiceofserenity.livejournal.com]

[ Well, she can't deny it that, can she? ]

Alright, let's see what you got in ya, hm?

[ In gear, and ready to roll. 8) ]

[bitchingcamaro.livejournal.com]

_{[And jussst as her foot touches the gas, the car just leaps forwards on its own, tires screeching as it careens through the meatship hallways.]}

[voiceofserenity.livejournal.com]

[ Awwww yeah. Kaylee is all grins and giggles at this point. ]

Better than I expected! [ And given what she saw under the hood? She didn't think it could get much better than she expected. ]

[bitchingcamaro.livejournal.com]

"Sometimes I amaze even myself."

_{[Wait did the radio just talk to her? Regardless, the car is careening around turns and going as fast as it can without smashing itself into something or someone.]}

[voiceofserenity.livejournal.com]

[ It doesn't take long for her to realize she's got no control over the car. Or that the car is apparently...talking to her. She doesn't seem too bothered by the speed--she's flown with Wash for how long?--and instead directs her attention to the radio once more. ]

...ain't a relative of Stacy's, are ya?

[bitchingcamaro.livejournal.com]

"Nope."

_{[He slows down. A little. But not much.]}

[voiceofserenity.livejournal.com]

[ Yep, it's talking to her. She leans down to look under the steering wheel, see if there isn't a two-way in there somewhere... ]

But you're sentient?

[bitchingcamaro.livejournal.com]

"Correct! Tell her what she's won--!"

♫ Domo arigato, Mister Roboto--

_{[No two-way. Sorry, Kaylee.}

[voiceofserenity.livejournal.com]

[ It was worth a shot. ]

Alright, then. Got a name??

[bitchingcamaro.livejournal.com]

♫ "--Sweet little Bumblebee--"

[voiceofserenity.livejournal.com]

Bumblebee? [ It fits. Somehow. ]

'M Kaylee. Nice to meet ya. [ And sorry for peeking without permission...that'll come later. ]

[bitchingcamaro.livejournal.com]

"The pleasure is all mine."

_{[He's finally slowing down to a more leisurely pace.]}

[voiceofserenity.livejournal.com]

'M guessin' there's probly more to ya than the car thing, hm? If there's somethin' I've noticed, it's that not everythin's what you think it might be...