Crack RP Meme

[runs-on-rage.livejournal.com]

In honor of April 1st (and a day early) I give you:

THE CRACK RP MEME!

That's right folks, it's time to bust out all the ridiculous, silly, cracktastical shenanigans you know you've always wanted to play but your characters would never do on the ship.

Random characters you will never app are fine. Joke journals are fine too. It's pretty much a party in here! 8D

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[voiceofserenity.livejournal.com]

Kaylee shrugs, and gives Kang a look she might have reserved for a 'Duh, Jayne' moment. "So start with this one, and make it so ya'll get alone." Easy as pie.

Back to the itty-bitty. "You got sisters, too!?"

[tinybutstubborn.livejournal.com]

"Yes. Two of them. They're awful," the dragonet sniffs to Kaylee. They don't listen to him and he gets no respect, what could be worse?!

And then to Kang, he makes a small snorting noise. "That's stupid. The only thing that comes out of dragon eggs is dragons. Everyone knows that!"

There are some stories he hasn't been told, to let him grow up happy for a bit before he starts finding out exactly what kinds of horrible things go on in the world around him.

[governorkang]

...sisters. Sisters. Lady of the Abyss, he might have sisters.

"It's true. They were stolen by Takhisis and warped by magic. A good chunk of them got retrieved by the dragons, though."

[voiceofserenity.livejournal.com]

"'M sure they ain't all as awful as they seem. Might be their only way of showin' ya they like ya."

Humans do similar things all the time. Why wouldn't dragons?

[portugesegent.livejournal.com]

In the mean time, Hamel has managed to find the baby dragon. Not that he really liked Dragon Mazoku, but this one was small, gullible and probably stupid to boot.

So he was waving a nice big leg of lamb at him while whistling repeatedly. "Come here Boy! you want this!? You want it!? Come on! I bet your hungry, aren't you??"

He gave the baby dragon a nice smile while trying his best for his black cloak to hide the cage that was behind him.

What? The baby would make a good circus pet! He could be rich!

[tinybutstubborn.livejournal.com]

Armaenis looks over at this new human.

"What are you doing?" he asks, suspicious. Things do not offer him food unless they are Mom or Dad. This is how things work. It is LIFE.

[governorkang]

"Attempting to kill your children is definitely a way of showing that they like you," Kang remarked sarcastically, growling.

"Hamel, what the hell do you think you're doing?" Despite being a dragon, that is possibly his sibling, and dammit, bozaks are very protective of friends and family. "Get away from him. Now."

[voiceofserenity.livejournal.com]

A cage? And bait? Kaylee all but glares at Hamel.

"Don't even think 'bout it."

[portugesegent.livejournal.com]

He stood up completely and shrugged, honestly trying to pull off like selling a baby sentient dragon was something rather innocuous.
He shrugged his shoulders at the two. "What? I was just giving him a new home!"

[tinybutstubborn.livejournal.com]

"I have a home. It's just not here," replies Armaenis calmly.

"Where did you get the food?"

[governorkang]

...shit. "You might be here for a while. And don't trust the one with food."