Crack RP Meme

[runs-on-rage.livejournal.com]

In honor of April 1st (and a day early) I give you:

THE CRACK RP MEME!

That's right folks, it's time to bust out all the ridiculous, silly, cracktastical shenanigans you know you've always wanted to play but your characters would never do on the ship.

Random characters you will never app are fine. Joke journals are fine too. It's pretty much a party in here! 8D

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[bitchingcamaro.livejournal.com]

_{[What's this? It's a Camaro. Just a regular old camaro. Chilling. Right there. In the middle of the meatship. It is such a bright, shiny yellow, too.]}

[voiceofserenity.livejournal.com]

[ Well, hello Shiny Yellow Camaro. Have an interested mechanic taking a peek under your hood... ]

[bitchingcamaro.livejournal.com]

_{['Bee is used to cute girls looking under his hood. He's got nothing to hide, baby~. He may start playing some music though.]}

♫ "Why this car is automatic...!
It's systematic...!
It's hydromatic...!
Why it's greased lightning..!"

[voiceofserenity.livejournal.com]

[ Kaylee's a bit startled by the sudden music, and peeks around to see if there's anyone in the car...

No one. Maybe she just hit the right wires? A shrug, and back to inspection... ]

[bitchingcamaro.livejournal.com]

_{[The music suddenly jumps again, and the engine switches on with a faint rumble.]}

♫ "'Round, 'Round get around, I get around--"

[voiceofserenity.livejournal.com]

[ Alright, that ain't right. Kaylee stares down at the engine a moment, then closes the hood and steps around to the driver's side door, opens it, and reaches inside to fiddle with the radio. ]

[offthisplanenow.livejournal.com]

[And a humongous Topkick!]

[bitchingcamaro.livejournal.com]

_{[Sits there verrrry quietly. Until--]}

♫ "We're no strangers to love--"

[offthisplanenow.livejournal.com]

[Did that truck just growl? Why yes. Yes it did. And it just swung its door towards the camaro.]

[bitchingcamaro.livejournal.com]

_{[Glitch, you did not just try and put a scratch on that paint job. The Camaro backs away, playing the music even louder.]}

♫ "A full commitment's what I'm thinkin' of--"

[nostranger2love.livejournal.com]

[notadamnangel.livejournal.com]

*Dean loves his Impala, but he had to admit, that was one sweet looking ride riiight there. Oh yeah.*

[bitchingcamaro.livejournal.com]

_{[Funny. It's not locked. And are those keys in the ignition?]}

[notadamnangel.livejournal.com]

*tempting, verrry tempting. Not he needs keys in ignition, but that's just beginning him to try it out. He glances around, and then opens the door to slip inside.*

[bitchingcamaro.livejournal.com]

_{[Hey there, is that some sweet tunes?]}

♫ "On the day I was born, the nurses all gathered 'round--"

[notadamnangel.livejournal.com]

*It was, and it was AWESOME. More grins at that.*

Oh man, hope my baby forgives me. *goes to turn the ignition, and rev the engine a little*

[thewunderkind]

[brb installing death rays on it]

[bitchingcamaro.livejournal.com]

<sub>[Baby, 'Bee has got death rays. Autobots, TRANSFORM!]

[Welcome to the gun show.]</sub>

[thewunderkind]

...

Can I keep you?!

[bitchingcamaro.livejournal.com]

"Negative."

"That'd be a no."

_{[Shrug. Sorry, Lash. He's got a human already. Two of 'em, even!]}

[freedomisaright.livejournal.com]

_{[There is also a semi-truck.]}

[voiceofserenity.livejournal.com]

[ Hellooooo shiny truck :D Don't mind the little mechanic checking you out... ]

[freedomisaright.livejournal.com]

<sub>[This truck is just going to sit here.

Because it's a truck.

Certainly not a giant alien robot from spaaaaace.]</sub>

[voiceofserenity.livejournal.com]

[ Of course it's just a truck. Just like Stacy is just a ship. And River is just an innocent little kid.

Oh, helloooo snazzy truck interior. ]

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