Crack RP Meme

[runs-on-rage.livejournal.com]

In honor of April 1st (and a day early) I give you:

THE CRACK RP MEME!

That's right folks, it's time to bust out all the ridiculous, silly, cracktastical shenanigans you know you've always wanted to play but your characters would never do on the ship.

Random characters you will never app are fine. Joke journals are fine too. It's pretty much a party in here! 8D

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[the-team-sucks.livejournal.com]

"My mom always called it bad manners."

Tilt. C'mon Tex you have to give up sometime!

[domeanthings.livejournal.com]

"But your mom was never a mercenary, right?"

Tex's only response to the continued tilting is to drop down onto her stomach, laying on top of his helmet. There. You wanted clipping? More clipping!

[whyarewehere]

"You don't know that. She could've been. You don't know about my mom." Which he's glad about honestly. His family is embarrassing.

...Okay he can't stand it anymore. "How are you still up there?"

[domeanthings.livejournal.com]

"I heard a little about her from Sister. It was...educational." She'll be nice and not go farther than that.

"It's not like I'm actually here; I'm just a hologram. I don't need to hold on to anything. So you can shake your head and I won't move."

[whyarewehere]

"...Don't tell me, I don't want to know. And we'll see about that."

He flops over onto his back.

[domeanthings.livejournal.com]

Which results in Tex apparently lying on thin air. "I told you. Hologram."

[whyarewehere]

"Yeah but I made you look ridiculous. So I win. Ha ha."

[domeanthings.livejournal.com]

"No you don't." With that, she blips out. Then blips in on his shoulder. "I win."