Crack RP Meme

[runs-on-rage.livejournal.com]

In honor of April 1st (and a day early) I give you:

THE CRACK RP MEME!

That's right folks, it's time to bust out all the ridiculous, silly, cracktastical shenanigans you know you've always wanted to play but your characters would never do on the ship.

Random characters you will never app are fine. Joke journals are fine too. It's pretty much a party in here! 8D

Comments

[lookatyourman.livejournal.com]

While your alien sweat glands may produce a totally different scent than that of a full human, the manliness of Old Spice for Men is such that it will work even on Vulcan biology.

After all, to smell good is highly logical.

[Epic eyebrow arc. The kind that causes a woman's panties to vaporize into a cloud of womanly joy]

[nerve-pincher.livejournal.com]

Lieutenant Uhura has never commented on my scent. Given that she is a highly-opinionated woman, I can logically conclude that she does not find it unpleasant.