Crack RP Meme

[runs-on-rage.livejournal.com]

In honor of April 1st (and a day early) I give you:

THE CRACK RP MEME!

That's right folks, it's time to bust out all the ridiculous, silly, cracktastical shenanigans you know you've always wanted to play but your characters would never do on the ship.

Random characters you will never app are fine. Joke journals are fine too. It's pretty much a party in here! 8D

Comments

[lookatyourman.livejournal.com]

Hello ladies of the Meat Ship. Look at your man. Now back to me. Now back at your man. Now back to me.

Sadly he isn't me, but if he stopped using lady scented body wash upon emerging from his cold sleep pod he could at least smell like me.

Look down. Back up.

Where are you?

You're on a boat on Earth-534A342Z, with the man your man could smell like!

What's that in your hand? Back at me. I have it. It's an pseudopod with two computerized tickets to that thing you love.

Look again. The tickets are now diamonds!

Everything is possible when your man smells like Old Spice and not a lady...except bringing back your shattered husk of a world.

...

I'm on a horse.

[moneyucouldsave.livejournal.com]

[Stares in wonder at the magnificence that is the Old Spice Guy.]

[lookatyourman.livejournal.com]

Did you know men who prefer Old Spice over lady scented body wash are 459% times more likely to save money by switching to Geico?

Did you know I'm riding this horse backwards?

[moneyucouldsave.livejournal.com]

[No, it did not know that!

Spread the Old Spice love! Spread it all around the globe!

AND THE UNIVERSE.]

[standaloneshell.livejournal.com]

[The fact that she is looking at you should in no way be misconstrued as meaning that you are her guy.]

...The hell?

[lookatyourman.livejournal.com]

Hell is having a man who smells like a lady.

What's that in your hand? Look at me. I have it. It's two clips for that gun you love. Where is the gun? Look at your hand. There it is.

[Once again manliness succeeds in punching reality in its sub par bodywash wearing face, and suddenly the item in question is right where he says it is.

[voiceofserenity.livejournal.com]

...if you know anythin' 'bout a compression block engine, 'M all ears.

[lookatyourman.livejournal.com]

I do know that working on an engine can work up quite a smell, a smell that only the power of Old Spice can eliminate.

Also, what's that in your tool kit? I have it. It's a multi-axis switch head spanner suited to all engine adjustment needs.

Look again. The spanner is now strawberries!

[assneedskicking.livejournal.com]

Yes, but do you smell as good as me?

I think not.

[lookatyourman.livejournal.com]

Your scent may be manly Captain Hammer, but without the power of Old Spice it will never match the sheer masculinity of mine.

[kaya-waterwave.livejournal.com]

Bu-ut, you're not bald or the Avatar or kind...so I don't care.

Like material things mean anything significant compared to the man he is.

[lookatyourman.livejournal.com]

Ah, but scent goes beyond the material. It is something that embodies the very soul of a man. Even the Avatar could grow to a man in seconds were he to use it.

Look at Aang. Now back to me. Now back to Aang. Now back to me. Sadly he isn't me, but if he follows these ancient water bending scrolls that detail how Old Spice was first blended he could at least smell like me.

What scrolls you ask? Look down. Why the ones in your hand.

[smartnass.livejournal.com]

That does sound awfully tempting.

[lookatyourman.livejournal.com]

That's the logic of a man who cares what his lady thinks of what her man smells like.

[theregularguy.livejournal.com]

So you're saying that by using this bodywash, my attractiveness, which is already pretty high, will go even higher?

[lookatyourman.livejournal.com]

It would fly higher than this messenger hawk I'm carrying.

[But wait, there's no messenger haw-oh wait, the camera panned out again, it's there.]

[nothawkingbird.livejournal.com]

0.o

Ok.... then.

[lookatyourman.livejournal.com]

Remember Kate, you deserve a man who smells like one. Lady scented body wash is a foe not even your arrows can slay.

[nerve-pincher.livejournal.com]

It is unnecessary for me to employ fabricated pheromones to attract females.

[lookatyourman.livejournal.com]

While your alien sweat glands may produce a totally different scent than that of a full human, the manliness of Old Spice for Men is such that it will work even on Vulcan biology.

After all, to smell good is highly logical.

[Epic eyebrow arc. The kind that causes a woman's panties to vaporize into a cloud of womanly joy]

[headology-user.livejournal.com]

Hmmph. *Could really care less what any man would smell like, given that most smell either washed or unwashed.*

[whitefireshot.livejournal.com]

Didn't know a boy's smell mattered quite this much...

And what sorta Soul powers you using to make this crap happen?

[watchwith3hands.livejournal.com]

[Excuse Rei, he's going to be fantasizing about those abs for a while.]

...


*ahem* Okay, so does the power of this magical "Old Spice" also work on men?

[fieldpromoted]

What the hell.

[buddyofchrist.livejournal.com]

I'll take some of that.