Crack RP Meme

[runs-on-rage.livejournal.com]

In honor of April 1st (and a day early) I give you:

THE CRACK RP MEME!

That's right folks, it's time to bust out all the ridiculous, silly, cracktastical shenanigans you know you've always wanted to play but your characters would never do on the ship.

Random characters you will never app are fine. Joke journals are fine too. It's pretty much a party in here! 8D

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[stupidbluechild.livejournal.com]

She continued to smile, her body turned towards the pile of money and her head towards Alessa.

"Tee-hee! You're silly!" Charlotte insisted, "You don't kill children, you make friends with them! Everyone knows that!"

[demon-alessa.livejournal.com]

Alessa gave her a piercing stare.

"I don't kill children, but I could start. Never call me silly, strange mutant thing."

[stupidbluechild.livejournal.com]

And she laughed, moving at blinding speeds, popping from her previous point to just behind Alessa's shoulder.

"I know! Let's play Tax Inspectors!!"

[demon-alessa.livejournal.com]

Alessa did NOT like someone doing what she did, but for the moment she would indulge this...thing.

"What is that game?"

[stupidbluechild.livejournal.com]

"It's where you pretend to be a tax inspector, silly!" Charlotte explained with infinite patience, "We go knock on people's doors and repossess furniture and forclose mansions and--"

[demon-alessa.livejournal.com]

Must not kill, must not kill...

"Actually, that sounds fun!" Alessa said with her evil smile. "Are you a demon too?"

[stupidbluechild.livejournal.com]

She breaks off without pause for breath.

"I'm a tax inspector!" Charlotte winked.

[demon-alessa.livejournal.com]

Weird, Alessa thought.

"Very well. Let's go."