Crack RP Meme

[runs-on-rage.livejournal.com]

In honor of April 1st (and a day early) I give you:

THE CRACK RP MEME!

That's right folks, it's time to bust out all the ridiculous, silly, cracktastical shenanigans you know you've always wanted to play but your characters would never do on the ship.

Random characters you will never app are fine. Joke journals are fine too. It's pretty much a party in here! 8D

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[tinybutstubborn.livejournal.com]

"I don't know," he replies, sighing and looking off to one side. He lashes his tail. "I think they might not be here."

He straightens a little, looking back to Kang. "But I don't need them. I can take care of myself." He puffs out his chest and makes himself look as big as he can. "I am very brave."

[governorkang]

Oh. Whew. Kang relaxes slightly, though he's still wary. JUST IN CASE.

"...yes you are," he can humor the youngling. It is kind of... cute. Not that he'd say that out loud. Ever.

[tinybutstubborn.livejournal.com]

And Kang score's a point in the bronze's book. His staaaaaring gets a little less piercing.

"I'm Armaenis," he informs, as if offering a very important and useful piece of information as a favor. "Who're you, draconian?"

[governorkang]

"Kang."

No. No. It is not his. It is a dragon, and for all he knows, they are brothers. He should not want to pick it up.

[voiceofserenity.livejournal.com]

And there is a very excited Kaylee now standing next to Kang.

"Oh, look at the little guy!!"

[tinybutstubborn.livejournal.com]

"That is a very short name," Armaenis observes. He sits. It changes the angle of his neck craning to be a little more comfortable.

"What lives here? This is a very strange lair."

Oh hey what is that. Army's head snaps around to look up at Kaylee. "I know what you are! You're a human!"

STAAARING!

[governorkang]

Kang's wings rustle again, and he looks down at Kaylee, his voice serious. "That is a bronze hatchling, Kaylee."

[voiceofserenity.livejournal.com]

"Sure am! Name's Kaylee." A smile for the little guy, before she actually pays attention to Kang.

"The kind you were talkin' 'bout before?" Even so, she looks more giddy than scared.

[inthephonebook.livejournal.com]

You adopting now Kang?

[voiceofserenity.livejournal.com]

Might be his brother, Harry!!

[governorkang]

This isn't a good thing.

[voiceofserenity.livejournal.com]

So make it a good thing!

[governorkang]

It's not as easy as it sounds.

[voiceofserenity.livejournal.com]

Well, nothin' would be rewardin' if it didn't take some hard work to get to it, right?

[inthephonebook.livejournal.com]

[Looks at the Dragon. Now back to Kang. Now back to the dragon. Now back to Kang.]

If he is, then Draconian biology is a lot more interesting than I initially suspected.

[voiceofserenity.livejournal.com]

It ain't all that confusin', from what I understand. Same eggs, different process...

[inthephonebook.livejournal.com]

Is there a birds and bees Draconian book I've missed?

Or is that Wyvrens and Lizards?

[voiceofserenity.livejournal.com]

Think we both missed it. Kang explained it to me, once. Might take another explanation or two to get it to actually stick, though.

I was thinkin' more along the lines of Jians 'n Fenghuangs...

[governorkang]

Harry.

[inthephonebook.livejournal.com]

What? It's theoretically possible some part of you guy's life cycle involves being quadrupedal and a totally different bone structure. I've seen weirder things, and it's not like I've been reading "Draconian Babies and You: What to Expect From Your New Egg."

[governorkang]

Some of the eggs were rescued. Not only that, but any other clutches the dragons have after, we are related to.

[greennotgold]

He's a good father, though!

[inthephonebook.livejournal.com]

Never said he wasn't. In fact, he's a pretty good uncle too.

[greennotgold]

He's an uncle too? I didn't know that.

[inthephonebook.livejournal.com]

Of course. Maggie adores her 'Uncy Kang'