Crack RP Meme

[runs-on-rage.livejournal.com]

In honor of April 1st (and a day early) I give you:

THE CRACK RP MEME!

That's right folks, it's time to bust out all the ridiculous, silly, cracktastical shenanigans you know you've always wanted to play but your characters would never do on the ship.

Random characters you will never app are fine. Joke journals are fine too. It's pretty much a party in here! 8D

Comments

[nocapesdahling.livejournal.com]

No, Dahlings, nononono, this is...Unnacceptable! What nonsense is zhis?

A ship made of meat, zhat is one thing, of course this ridiculous notion of plants that you wear is another entirely, and what is this I hear of capes?

And Dahlings, you know how I feel about capes.

[adcntpairofpnts.livejournal.com]

ALL I WANT IS SOME PANTS! A DECENT PAIR OF PANTS!

[crysteel-future.livejournal.com]

(http://photobucket.com)
BLOODY NASS!

[nocapesdahling.livejournal.com]

[She gives him the once-over]

Dahling, let me tell you, that is something everyone vhants for you.

[gogopowersuit.livejournal.com]

What do capes have to do with it?

[nocapesdahling.livejournal.com]

Do you remember Thunderhead?

NOVEMBER FIFTEENTH! All was well, another day saved, when his cape caught on a missile-fin. Stratogale! Cape caught in a jet turbine!

Melta-man, express elevator, Dyna-guy snag on take-off, Splashdown sucked into a vortex. And have you seen that some of these fools still insist on saving the day with a flippity bit of fabric hanging from their necks?

Idiots! Reckless fools, and why does no-one listen to me dahling, I ask you, really there is no reason, dahling, none at all!

[agyieus.livejournal.com]

They're just tacky.

[nocapesdahling.livejournal.com]

Finally someone with sense.

[she gives him a once-over]

[nocapesdahling.livejournal.com]

...

Dahling...

You look Fabulous.

[agyieus.livejournal.com]

Why, thank you.

You're rather stunning yourself.

[governorkang]

[...what about cloaks?]

[nocapesdahling.livejournal.com]

NO CLOAKS

[governorkang]

...what's wrong with cloaks?

[daemonomicon.livejournal.com]

*wears a big-ass red cape over his huge-ass power armor*

[nocapesdahling.livejournal.com]

Dahling you ca't fight in zhat, you'll be killed. Off with it this instant, you can't be seen zhat way.

[nothawkingbird.livejournal.com]

No capes here!

Uh, how do you feel about scarves?

[whitefireshot.livejournal.com]

...What are your thoughts on longcoats?

*She is very intimidating for someone so tiny.*

[agyieus.livejournal.com]

Tacky, tacky, tacky.

A cape is a sure sign of either someone having a stick wedged somewhere it shouldn't be, or someone trying to look tough.

[nerve-pincher.livejournal.com]

A cape is a highly illogical article of clothing. It serves no purpose.

[itsmynamenow.livejournal.com]

No, I don't know how you feel about capes. But please tell me I've found someone who hates capes as much as I do...

[thunder-ace.livejournal.com]

... What's wrong with capes?

[Ttly sporting a long white cape. :|b]