Crack RP Meme

[runs-on-rage.livejournal.com]

In honor of April 1st (and a day early) I give you:

THE CRACK RP MEME!

That's right folks, it's time to bust out all the ridiculous, silly, cracktastical shenanigans you know you've always wanted to play but your characters would never do on the ship.

Random characters you will never app are fine. Joke journals are fine too. It's pretty much a party in here! 8D

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[tinybutstubborn.livejournal.com]

The noise draws the little bronze's attention, he looks up at Kang instead of at a particularly interesting section of wall.

The dragon folds his wings tightly across his back in a self-important fashion and walks up to Kang, arching his neck up to peer at the draconian. (Who is oh my god tall by the way.)

"What are you?" he asks, staring up at Kang with big yellow eyes.

[governorkang]

Please please please don't let its parents be around. That would be bad. And even more awkward. Kang looks down, wings rustling, "...I am a draconian."

Hello, potential brother.

[tinybutstubborn.livejournal.com]

"Oh," the dragonet responds, curiosity not waning. "Is that why you are shaped funny?"

[governorkang]

"Where are your parents?" Kang asks, looking around just in case. He'd rather not get killed by a suspicious bronze dragon.

Not only is it possible that they're related, but it looks just enough like his own children that it makes the situation even more awkward.

[tinybutstubborn.livejournal.com]

"I don't know," he replies, sighing and looking off to one side. He lashes his tail. "I think they might not be here."

He straightens a little, looking back to Kang. "But I don't need them. I can take care of myself." He puffs out his chest and makes himself look as big as he can. "I am very brave."

[governorkang]

Oh. Whew. Kang relaxes slightly, though he's still wary. JUST IN CASE.

"...yes you are," he can humor the youngling. It is kind of... cute. Not that he'd say that out loud. Ever.

[tinybutstubborn.livejournal.com]

And Kang score's a point in the bronze's book. His staaaaaring gets a little less piercing.

"I'm Armaenis," he informs, as if offering a very important and useful piece of information as a favor. "Who're you, draconian?"

[governorkang]

"Kang."

No. No. It is not his. It is a dragon, and for all he knows, they are brothers. He should not want to pick it up.

[voiceofserenity.livejournal.com]

And there is a very excited Kaylee now standing next to Kang.

"Oh, look at the little guy!!"

[tinybutstubborn.livejournal.com]

"That is a very short name," Armaenis observes. He sits. It changes the angle of his neck craning to be a little more comfortable.

"What lives here? This is a very strange lair."

Oh hey what is that. Army's head snaps around to look up at Kaylee. "I know what you are! You're a human!"

STAAARING!

[governorkang]

Kang's wings rustle again, and he looks down at Kaylee, his voice serious. "That is a bronze hatchling, Kaylee."

[inthephonebook.livejournal.com]

You adopting now Kang?

[voiceofserenity.livejournal.com]

Might be his brother, Harry!!

[governorkang]

This isn't a good thing.

[voiceofserenity.livejournal.com]

So make it a good thing!

[governorkang]

It's not as easy as it sounds.

[inthephonebook.livejournal.com]

[Looks at the Dragon. Now back to Kang. Now back to the dragon. Now back to Kang.]

If he is, then Draconian biology is a lot more interesting than I initially suspected.

[voiceofserenity.livejournal.com]

It ain't all that confusin', from what I understand. Same eggs, different process...

[inthephonebook.livejournal.com]

Is there a birds and bees Draconian book I've missed?

Or is that Wyvrens and Lizards?

[governorkang]

Harry.

[inthephonebook.livejournal.com]

What? It's theoretically possible some part of you guy's life cycle involves being quadrupedal and a totally different bone structure. I've seen weirder things, and it's not like I've been reading "Draconian Babies and You: What to Expect From Your New Egg."

[greennotgold]

He's a good father, though!

[inthephonebook.livejournal.com]

Never said he wasn't. In fact, he's a pretty good uncle too.

[greennotgold]

He's an uncle too? I didn't know that.

[inthephonebook.livejournal.com]

Of course. Maggie adores her 'Uncy Kang'